Chump Line Monday August 20, 2012 - Michele's Alarm Clock
Mon, 20 Aug 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was guest host Michele's alarm clock helping her get up tomorrow morning for her new morning show.
Chump Line Wednesday December 11, 2013 - Free Chuck Turner
Wed, 11 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of Nelson Mandela's last words: Free Chuck Turner.
Chump Line Tuesday December 10, 2013 - Lamborgenie
Tue, 10 Dec 2013
Our favorite cjump line message today was a caller making fun of Howie's mispronunciation of the name Lamborghinie. Howie called it a Lamborgenie and the caller wondered if he pronounced his car Gagwar.
Chump Line Monday December 9, 2013 - Staring At The Boob...
Mon, 9 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rsponse to the current arguement that men objectify women by staring at their chest. Our caller is watching the boob in the White House.
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
Automatically Generated Transcript (may not be 100% accurate)
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You know he had to say something pretty -- That was your last jump line message thank you for calling -- tired -- jumped.