Police Blotter Fax Friday August 17, 2012 - Siphoning The Wrong End

Friday my name is ready. A lot of things brining. Story is true. The -- become synonymous with the better with a ten. Since museum might be okay under certain circumstances. Inebriated -- and one of them but Portman about the only one I would -- All right it's it's time as you know from that music. It's time for police blotter fax Friday this Friday afternoon that means it's time for our weekly segment. Where all week long we've been asking you to send in funny stories from your local daily weekly newspaper year. Police blog. The police log police blotter -- -- with a caller in your paper could be a standalone story could either -- committee at 61777934. 67. Or you can email them to me of how we car at W war KO dot com. At this time every Friday afternoon we read in our opinion the funniest ones of the week and the two best ones receiving nice prize when they get this week standing. They're gone -- and our current favorite prize which is a wonderful teacher from our friend five Bob -- -- prefer exports where Upton the current remained. That -- says an official police blotter T shirt you can get from anywhere else you can't buy them and he can only win them. Are gonna do that along -- -- are lovely flags from -- so map but can flag. SA and we think that general body for sending us some more flags from Rockland cement block and -- -- where to go Ferraro all your were launched catch wary of anything like that and and as well as the flag stick. They're made in the US eight not in China to USA. Well talking about and that the names of funny names ages -- he is a lovely name and a South Florida. -- me off mud was arrested in for a lot of down jacked me off -- yeah. He was arrested last Friday and a litany of charges and partly down he was assault disorderly contract. Content contacts are resisting an op with her possession -- -- -- an open containers satirist that are I'm gonna guess he gave himself that -- I'm a here's the thing it's. It's his legal -- unity and change it that's his name he didn't this iron I think his parents are real -- or the boy named Suh was angry -- -- -- well. -- Vermont -- most unusual -- blame Barton Vermont state police say someone broke into the town library. They didn't take much but it did do some redecorating they -- stacked furniture in a pyramid about twenty feet highness and a library floor. Police say nothing appeared to been broken and it's the second time this has been hit by this particular group of pranksters. That's seen out of ghost busters I think I think that's what did inning when -- -- The furniture piled up an impairment. -- -- I don't know slightly drew with stuff committed sounds like they have nothing else to do it going to be immediately roaring up there Evansville Indiana. Indian state police say motorists late for -- the court appearance was clocked doing a hundred in nineteen miles per hour in a 55 mile per hours and troopers patrolling and psyches what was it was and charged with for impersonating lieutenant governor of Massachusetts. Has a point troopers patrolling -- I hike crash stretch of Indiana. -- -- passing several vehicles -- lost track of it. And eventually that caught up with them we've achieved liftoff it 24 year old Joshua Smith of Omaha Illinois. Up preliminary -- of resisting arrest by the way and then reckless driving. Speaking about driving this is from Brookline. A South Attleboro woman told MBTA transit police entered GPS cost to take a turn onto the Green Line trolley tracks. Natalie tip well hopefully she was driving a Brooklyn new GPS to -- a left turn onto beacon street just after one hand and mishap was first reported -- On universal -- she said she tickle up from the GPS at two and drove on. On to the image out PS -- have a several cocktails earlier in the evening. While she said a male who was passing by another vehicle -- issue is fine and to continue again attracting an -- the next intersection. My guess is he is laughing at. She didn't make it that far -- she can put the car in reverse the tires announcement -- move. Fortunately no trains in the area at the time she was cite cited for a left turn violation. And for repeated operation. He Google operation what does that I don't know it's like like what they they couldn't bother to giver and I'd. A drug test start an -- tests on. Saint Louis police were called to a church and Saint Louis for crowd control. After an unexpectedly large crowd gathered on rumors of applying for 500 dollar food vouchers. Howard walker ice and saying -- heavy beat the cards in Saint Louis they do. Hundreds of people is something different hundreds of people gathered for the event to the church were tempted by the chance at the vouchers traffic with smiled. Two ambulances had to Iraq treated diabetic woman as wells Alderman who found history. Police put crime scene tape across the front door of the church did to discourage you it was -- understanding and a hunger I would give her the card. Some members of the crowd became irate after they were sold faked applications for vouchers several attendees and they've been waiting in line for their chance that the Obama bucks attendees were given application for EU peace side visa cards. Are told they're receiving debit card in the mail that they must keep activated for a dollar amount of five and our food vouchers. Would arrive along with the cards. The cards were prepaid debit cards targeting teenagers and customers who don't use banks. They had no ideas and get their response that they can. -- speech by the way this is up -- you might consider vacationing in Myrtle Beach because beggars now need permits in South Carolina good. Anybody who's homeless -- -- Steve not anybody who wants to bag for anything must get a -- otherwise. They face arrest. Police in Florida said they were able to track a man accused of shoplifting in all fifty states and overseas by use of our rewards cards. The Broward county sheriff's office said. Ignatius Michael pull our. And his mother Margaret -- -- were arrested and charged with more than a dozen counts of grand theft and -- that I don't never heard petite tapped by the way. Investigators say pull -- that just means it's not misdemeanor. Just. I don't mean I just never heard the term. Investigators -- pull our had been shoplifting for ten years by purchasing cheap large items in hiding smaller more expensive items in the boxes. Color made millions of dollars by signing on and we do EJ Miller Josh but spent most of his proceeds on traveling the country and abroad we couldn't -- Where he would commit more at -- He made it a goal -- overhead in other words still from all fifty states within one year that was his golf. They were able to identify several of pop Lars crimes by tracking his rewards card usage. Holmes is he was in his forties as mothers sending. That's mean your instincts and Cellini. I'm New York in an era when airline pastors can't get past a checkpoint in abolishing improve security experts for shots. Bob by the case of mean who swam ashore scaled a fence and -- -- wedding to Kennedy Airport despite a hundred million dollar system of surveillance cameras and motion detectors. Friday evening 31 year old Danielle can CI its jet ski ran out of fuel and Jamaica Bay. -- swam toward the bright lights of Kennedy runway 44 L which juts out into the bay. And then climbed an eight foot fence as part of the airport state of the art perimeter intrusion detection system. Soaking wet wearing a bright yellow light jacket he made his way across two intersecting runways and estimated distance of nearly two miles. Before he was spotted -- a terminal ramp by an airline employee -- the police report he told no officer I needed help. This is from Boston north threading a pair of male suspects reportedly walk straight out of the north -- police department. It took a -- a mother of one of the suspects for police to realize they were missing. She had -- days mother called police to say -- so I was in a family members attic. Chief Murphy admits it just it wasn't just mechanical Arabic human airplane -- only incident as well he said the officer responsible. Has been retrained on how to properly shut the cell door. We're actually escaped the escape from the jail and they went to the products they hid the addict yeah. However how was that an improvement over the jail to be in the I'm pretty sure because there are a lot hotter my SS but they're also thinking me. Get out in the attic now on there you know they're just trying to and that rocket scientists. Man beaten with a metal stick after trying to still women's panties off clothes line. And -- see it Lebanon police say a gentleman by the name I'm looking for his name rears its last Michael right there. 36 tried still woman's underwear from an outside wash line unfortunate for Reuters some an inside the home caught him in the act. Right Iran but 55 real Alfredo fetus and is thirteen year old grandson both residents and Hong -- knocked him. At which time that tight speed of the metal stick the hike -- the thirteen year old third and thirteen year old pike. I don't think he's really it's like I just think they dislike the disparity in the ages and it was a thirteen on it to beat the crap -- He told cops writers period was the third time something was still infamous moment and he was just protecting his property just protecting his draws. He has just protecting his Yahoo! and where his daughter he bras. Sit on New Hampshire and -- -- -- you read this earlier before Orleans masked man faces multiple charges after he spent two days under -- woman's trillion trailer. Videotaping her and her young son Christian Hobbs was arrested and charged with prowling. Criminal mischief violation of privacy unlawful wiretapping. Manufactured child pornography criminal trespassing in burglary. -- -- film through the floor. He -- work on a trailer two weeks earlier hooked up to baby monitors in the trailer mid and snuck back in income holes in the floor. Before his arrest Hobbs told police had been under the trailer for TDs. He had food in tissues with them and made 1161. Minute video of the residents some of those videos included footage of the woman's -- toddler son. He tell police who was master reading all under the trailer. That's just that's just. Wow this just really bad. Man shocked catches fire near Doyle stands -- -- run for congress is it too late to find -- -- -- related to Massachusetts. And Maine was hospitalized in tapping university's hospital burn unit from injuries she suffered retest overhead power lines as he stood on top of the septa train. At the station door or -- town hospital spokesman says apparently he'd missed the train got angry was banging on the -- what people on a restaurant not nearby said. Then the people in the dock and he said they saw a big flash and a sodomy is sitting on top of the train he was on fire he felt the ground. In the like he was dead oh my god somebody said on. Apparently bus boys ran the table and and to put up the flames and Doctor Who was at the restaurant also -- -- assistant at a train. So we sort product you survived he's in the burn unit. Denver and man is on the run from police and a dog is under quarantine at the Denver animal shelter. After a shocking attack at a wedding party it's not clear -- of police why the man police say. I'm whose name is Joan of bar as a wedding guests encourages people to attack the bride and attacked them in and out ball. -- -- it's they don't understand why I'm gonna government -- make a wild -- succeed was drunk out of -- mind he's crazy. Apparently he's had it he's had a history of mental illness. Any amount of -- wall and came back for the -- sponsored sicker sicker sicker style I'll. The jobs a title that dot -- to the ground and should mean its mouth. Then he stood there -- leash and handle laughing and laughing at the dog was fighting me any sort of punching her at brass knuckles he's currently on the Iran. His FaceBook pacing is coming to Boston but his friends actually think he might be headed to Mexico and hide with family members. -- He's from Mexico. Now he's not from Mexico but he he has family members are in Mexico house he's had no way because I think he just thinks it's safer there. From Kansas to Wichita eagle. Of these winners now one born in the winner Alex of those seen many large group of students descend on me I hop. A hundred north high students cumbersome I -- for breakfast about 5 AM following the traditional camp out for seniors at the north side campus. They were uncontrollable. Said the managers nobody had control them. Then they all tried to leave the same time in about 22 of them -- without pain but guess what. Or video cameras that they I happen they've got pictures and everybody who did. So some parent. I'm -- citizen a massive sure and screw it could could go into the Guinness book of world records stick -- -- issuance rule climb in Wichita are at these are the two winners the first one is from. Bellingham Washington. And -- tried to siphoned gas from motor home got a mouthful of sewage instead Seattle police said. -- got an early morning call us three from the owners of the vehicle parked on the Seattle street. When officers arrived they found sewage -- -- looked like vomit on the ground nearby they -- a man curled up elects the car. He admitted he was trying to stay at some gas unplugged has chosen -- -- into the motor on sewage tank by mistake. By the way of him -- homeowner declined to press charges because they figured he would maybe learned his. There wasn't there was another -- story by the way speaking of stupid criminals in India this week about somebody tried the high carjacker car and the guy jumped them any realist it was a standard shift and he they had to fully. He's got a driver now and it's gonna threaten almost nobody knows how to drive drive sites I don't pretend you -- Bosnia saying no nobody who's like under the age of thirty -- -- or very few when he. Sparks Nevada sometimes it's that I believe that by the -- like thirty of these. And the winner here is John hobby he's the one who got it in first. The -- sometimes the times sparks Nevada located just outside Reno in the State's northern reaches still seems like Al wild west hold up featuring ghosts of all the issued -- not cowboys. We'll sparks lived up to its old gun slinging ways this week because. Com with a dash of Barney -- panache straight out of mayberry a moviegoers shot himself in the but -- the other night during a show of the movie the Bourne legacy. The 56 year old man permanent to legally carry concealed weapon shifted in his seat in a handgun dropped from his pocket. -- weapon hit the floor and discharge was permitted to shoot himself in the -- no he wasn't the it's he wasn't an it was -- is just plain weird we don't know if the gun was in a hole or what. After winning himself in an unknown portion of his products he stood up apologized to people me Johnny and some left. Police are only about five patients in the crowd of thirty heard begun to go off knowing house was heard the police found him at a local hospital where he used treated. And released she's been charged with discharging a firearm in public. It again. To an Italian Carlo a week from today for another exciting episode police blotter thanks Brian. This case.