Chump Line Friday August 17, 2012 - I'm With Stupid
Fri, 17 Aug 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a suggestion for a t-shirt for the President and Vice-President which says I'm With Stupid.
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Thu, 16 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS
Chump Line Wednesday May 15, 2013 - Poisoning The Water
Wed, 15 May 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to the potential terrorists at the Quabbin Reservoir, the water supply for Boston. - they are trying to poison our water because we won't drink the kool aid.
Chump Line Tuesday May 14th 2013 - Illegal Revenue Supplies
Tue, 14 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller redefining the IRS as the Illegal Revenue Supplies after the latest story about the IRS profiling certain groups.ago they decided to do away with with the word the phrase illegal aliens . Now you have to call them undocumented Democrats I think it is that you know just news justice. Just to be politically correct that this is the war -- -- to get they get their phone that their phone records score -- But he by Erik Cole but if -- it you know for the Eric Holder was his concern with. Mexican drug cartels as he has with the
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Not thing to see here folks move along your gas prices are going down that's your lead story on Monday morning. The Lundberg report is just come out priced gas prices are are declining. Gas prices going up well. Would do with that story. All moon -- often. -- -- -- He -- on what they all went so I don't hear my vocal -- But it must be protected but that oversight and applications. Congress. No way. If the senate is the world's most exclusive club what the -- -- John. Forbes like shut -- doing haven't. By the way the tipoff expert has apologized in a manner of speaking it's like it's really not an apology he just apologized for using the N word. She didn't -- he didn't retract. His statement about that that now lives anger is a as a racial code word. And it and -- seen the worst one listen for is obviously. Obviously Obama's work in. Obviously everybody likes him if we Mitt Romney as companies. Obviously he's the smartest president we've ever had. Pay no attention -- those fiasco has said when the developer went close. As well wonderful on the blink. So -- outrage story of our plan is being -- that was going to work. I mean an explanation. When you say I am. One of my book takes -- You're supposed to take part Parcells. Again I I've I'm going to be I'm gonna start and do the new. A new chapter of the -- Catholic plans to. They've never let us and before all these years now apparently I guess I guess the the roles a bit loosened according today of the angry caller. Is the 160. Locked in today include how you can. Export craft especially -- but intimidated by. You know I was looking around on the -- -- little list of those 160 games and what -- -- as the story that just says there's a 160 gangs in the city if they don't have some names and bit names and places in the mug shots and a wonder how many people are and they have no idea -- -- -- people are in the the George graft gang of Brighton. 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