Chump Line Wednesday August 15, 2012 - Vice-Presidential Debate
Wed, 15 Aug 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the remark that they will have to tell Paul Ryan the debate is one half hour later in order to make it a fair debate with Biden.
Chump Line Friday May 24, 2013 - Crazy Eddie Markey
Fri, 24 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reenactment of a classic appliance commercial. Our version was for Congressman Crazy Eddie Markey.of these documents he again. If if there was nothing in these tax returns to see they wouldn't be releasing them. On Memorial Day weekend. Late. On Friday afternoon. Correct. The last minute about Anthony Weiner but I -- know they make good -- My answer is yes you -- yet but it. Like that would said the
Chump Line Thursday May 23, 2013 - Lone Wolves
Thu, 23 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic remark regarding the terrorist attack in London "Is anyone keeping track of the Lone Wolves?"to was crappy schools and -- the middle class guy. I mean. Deval Patrick went through Milton Academy he went to Harvard College she went -- Harvard Law School. Is he still. Couldn't pass the bar exam don't give up funding. Because I don't think it will cut people's. Until his third try. That you have Barack Obama . Went to Columbia University went to Harvard Law School. He thinks they speak Austrian in Austria he thinks they speak Arabic. In
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Automatically Generated Transcript (may not be 100% accurate)
Line is the recorded voice mail message service of how we are sure you can call leave a message at any hour of the day or night including weekends -- The -- plain numbers you like to leave such messages 61777934696177793469. We may or may not play your message at this time. Each -- Gourmets. I drove through apartment market the bios -- -- -- And then I suppose though. IA EDT. Run. I still remember. That night I couldn't via the pie that was the night I cried. Five behind. App and need to get up that Andrea as humble eyes. I think it happens -- about as mumble. In order. Response CNB today you know I. You know first there was Mary -- -- and I -- -- -- there than it was -- away which -- must stop by the next from -- now what's not now it's ever so humble life. Now I wish I well I wish these these moon bats would get in a beef with a salad bars confidence I have somewhere goes -- would be put model away I mean these are these are all my favorite type of places well fried food. Hi it's you don't nuts Muslims. He'd betrayed. How it's happening it's that foreign -- -- at 4 o'clock. Come on GA feuding get through either did you come on the war what do what do you have to war what would you have this near. What. Forward me an apple pie. You know beautiful personality. You know regular. I don't buy it. It was say twenty box. I said it was sixteen million. Today. They sent me out. The mail room manager and my sister in law sent me out and they ordered me to buy a pie. And he what are what -- have been that might come back with if I -- Page Haiti Villa manager and and does Charlotte I've come back I went to market basket I gotta -- for 599. You know what happened I -- at that time in my face. No mistake about it it's let me get let it affect your -- and an acrobat. We've got more Joseph Biden stuff coming up tonight by the way it's he's he's he's on our real here this week. When a caller suggested that the world that contract that they do in this project at a cool legally at least. It's that it -- -- to make sure that all legal. I don't think that running into the contract with the quote -- usually don't -- it hold it was and we do that really that bad but that's. I call it due diligence okay. We remember everything I ever said that. That's worried I did run into the guy at the post office and I may I said is that I hope nobody's illegal collective could really take a lot of crap about this. And I and he told me everybody was legal and guess what I'm still think a lot of -- about it. Edmonton means -- and then it -- well. Two -- and do. And bill and no control and activities. I can't -- there's you. What is it what does it tell you about the media blackout the guy the guy is driving in Quincy and he sees this line outside of building at Quincy college and he doesn't even know what it is in Philly turns on the radio and that he figures of any figures that out. Mean this is day. If this is such a great idea there that you know what's it's a wonderful plan why -- the mainstream media pushing it hard tonight and in last night. You know telling telling all the voters about how what a -- what a wonderful thing Obama has the ability to more -- and two million more illegal aliens stay in the country on welfare. Who have figured out quite. As he. The idea that has editing. -- read that he doesn't drink. You know made maybe he used to drink it stopped drinking I I don't know some people it's like -- we have the Giuliani cut I think gave the vigil. You know Giuliani just said last night with -- and calm so he's getting Hamas. And say it and he was he was never bright to begin with his first major vote. In the senate was voting against the glass -- And it it's been downhill since that I meet -- he he's never been right on into English major issue never not once we wouldn't. Change. Wall Street. The good for you all back in shades. You know I think. Well I think if it came from somebody serious -- -- get all excited about it but the but I think the vice president United States. Has become a laugh line on on late night television I mean. The I I've never seen a vice president that is made as many mistakes. Said as many stupid things. I mean there's a real fear of god forbid he ever had to be entrusted with the presidency. Would -- really has the mental capacity to handle. This guy just isn't bright he's never been bright he is in bright. People think well -- just talks a little too much actually he's just not very Smart. I'm gonna concur with region of his concurrent with Rudy Giuliani this -- booze it's just. -- -- Do you think the city of Boston and -- fiscal period that could afford a mobile interpreter. Yet but Bob Boone. You know Leo you know the only difference between Fred Flintstones and -- -- -- it now but now that the -- mumbled here is that why they don't look quite -- similar as they used the women when they both had black here by. Big differences glasses. If I I was looked around for a wolf I spent a lot of time walking around for picture we used to do separated at birth -- A picture of -- mumbled snob though we're not wearing glasses so I could have separated at birth him and Fred Flintstones. Howard won the war here that you did not have to let it. About family can get through Amber's been Northampton from it take -- -- all the way. -- -- -- -- lives I used to live in Deerfield you know you know Deerfield. Your people wiped out -- people seventeen no three floated down the Connecticut River quite that wipe this out. -- only people at survive where people in the John Williams house there was two fortified there were holes the fire -- through. It was rough that's why I'm not voting for you I stole a -- them a grudge. -- good plan we could all retire with dignity and back. And that no one -- Can present him. Yeah right -- dignity and respect. Yeah that's for sure sure. Yeah -- vice presidential debate. They have Nick Price control currently just to make it better by. A likely the Obama people are already putting up to where we're not scared about that vice presidential debate -- joke and handle himself well he has he -- a really great track record of debating. He does. I don't believe she I mean you believe that I mean I thought it was all done in 1980 a when when John -- of the caucuses -- got the speech. Him hits all of the speech he is -- wife wasn't good enough for him he stole the speech from a British labour politician named Leo Camelot. Who would say it was the descendant of whole -- in Wales. And Biden took took his life story and made himself that the son of then added that the descendant of coal miners might not Wales we change at the Pennsylvania that was -- And Cecil got a copy of that cannot speech and then then put it butted up against this copy of Biden's speech. And email admitted that his presidential career but he still he still survive -- -- I mean the Republicans survive something that embarrassing. I don't think so. A Republican become vice president laughter I don't points. Must be great to be a Democrat and you never you never have to -- answer for anything. -- it was a great schools here. Is that all we are hearing from you. We could kill a lot more from where. You treat it like. I like it finally won thanks to Leo we warning that the Republicans want you. Give money -- the rich. Give money to the taxpayer yeah it what was the last time the Fed gave you -- thing. -- you have a job that again if they give it was last time they gave you when he. And and. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling Kelly -- huge. Jumped. Broken that's it for the jump like that at the choke point is the recorded. Voicemail message surface of the Howie Carr show you can call and leave a message of any hour of the day or night including weekends which employ a number of delightfully such a message is. 61777934. And 69617. 77793469. We may or may not play your message at this time each week that. They -- have -- French Open -- currently just to make it better provide.