Chump Line Thursday August 9, 2012 - Broken Pipeline
Thu, 9 Aug 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky retort to the Obama Administration claiming rising gas prices were the result of a b roken pipeline in Wisconsin.
Chump Line Friday May 24, 2013 - Crazy Eddie Markey
Fri, 24 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reenactment of a classic appliance commercial. Our version was for Congressman Crazy Eddie Markey.of these documents he again. If if there was nothing in these tax returns to see they wouldn't be releasing them. On Memorial Day weekend. Late. On Friday afternoon. Correct. The last minute about Anthony Weiner but I -- know they make good -- My answer is yes you -- yet but it. Like that would said the
Chump Line Thursday May 23, 2013 - Lone Wolves
Thu, 23 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic remark regarding the terrorist attack in London "Is anyone keeping track of the Lone Wolves?"to was crappy schools and -- the middle class guy. I mean. Deval Patrick went through Milton Academy he went to Harvard College she went -- Harvard Law School. Is he still. Couldn't pass the bar exam don't give up funding. Because I don't think it will cut people's. Until his third try. That you have Barack Obama . Went to Columbia University went to Harvard Law School. He thinks they speak Austrian in Austria he thinks they speak Arabic. In
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
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And I don't want naming names but there -- some that some of the places I want my in the north and on the Freedom Trail -- Some of that -- the some of the family members of the owners are -- are members of we're used to be members of Cosa Nostra orbit and Cosa Nostra used to hold meetings and some of these places and apparently it's okay. That's okay but if you're -- devout Christian. You know on the Freedom Trail we can't weeks and that. Oh lord but it probably do you. Toward and didn't including. In the am used to make Indian putting at least making and in the important they do -- -- putting in so regrets. It is pretty gross -- but if it's if because like me like so many things that come back hands we really don't know what the original placed likened to -- some expediency restaurant. -- been organized fancy restaurant then -- -- planning it's still pretty amplitude. Think it's that it's not as bad as one can. Not nearly as. Ray war it has a daughter in Iowa but they didn't but -- -- Experience. At that. -- -- -- -- -- To a seven how Long Beach for a while while it tries to play the sympathy card claiming she lost from. But that's cool. What's with these democratic women in the spirits that Hillary have a similar experience -- mrs. Roosevelt. Yes she did as a matter fact she said -- yeah they weren't they want these critics say announces in the white house with a heroic crap that. That Nancy Reagan got into each shipment say announces should -- about Paul rader. And then of course though that was that was good sport for weeks but then turned -- Hillary would want to horoscope person horoscope I mean. What is not your horoscope or -- assailants in the White House media or anywhere. Come -- -- -- That was your last jump line message thank you for calling haven't tired you jumped. Okay that's over the -- like that is -- what is the recorded -- -- message service of Howie Carr show. 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