Chump Line Wednesday August 8, 2012 - Voter Enhancement
Wed, 8 Aug 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a sarcastic comment about the state of Massachusetts attempting to round up welfare votes. It is not voter fraud, it is voter enhancement.
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
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That Obama is way ahead in the poll of registered as voters -- -- -- is also leading among the important demographic group of illegal aliens. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling Kelly -- -- OK that's it for the shuffle into the trunk line is the recorded voicemail message service of we -- show. You cannot call and leave a message at any hour that day or night we may or may not play your message this time we -- David troubling number of like believe such a message is. 6177793469617779346. Now it's called voter fraud it is now called folder and if you shot.