Chump Line Tuesday August 7, 2012
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Thu, 16 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS
Chump Line Wednesday May 15, 2013 - Poisoning The Water
Wed, 15 May 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to the potential terrorists at the Quabbin Reservoir, the water supply for Boston. - they are trying to poison our water because we won't drink the kool aid.
Chump Line Tuesday May 14th 2013 - Illegal Revenue Supplies
Tue, 14 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller redefining the IRS as the Illegal Revenue Supplies after the latest story about the IRS profiling certain groups.ago they decided to do away with with the word the phrase illegal aliens . Now you have to call them undocumented Democrats I think it is that you know just news justice. Just to be politically correct that this is the war -- -- to get they get their phone that their phone records score -- But he by Erik Cole but if -- it you know for the Eric Holder was his concern with. Mexican drug cartels as he has with the
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It's it's did -- -- -- -- it's like you know and have a little bit of that and. I beg your pardon I didn't come here to be made sport of idea of lie I did I go on that bike every morning and that's when I read today I read the Wall Street Journal. And the -- world. And the New York yesterday's New York Daily News in the migrants on my new book about Indian wars that I that found the bound -- lastly -- And by the way yeah. By the way C Andy there's a new like oh plus there's a new liposuction. Potential advertiser. Tonight here and that's -- ultrasonic waves -- some -- laser a critical. Yeah sounds like not too much suffering. Sounds like it sounds like I'm I'm I'm so I'm side I'm on board that they can work it out. I want. I admit I think this deal with the next guy. Compared to recognize and look at what is. But he's more like -- little -- Rodney hood. -- got a Regis story a bit -- jump points over about apparently. Obama has grown to to have -- Tuesday. For me wrong he he respected. John McCain because he was a war hero is -- by at that here's somebody's were Euro. But he doesn't think much of Mitt because -- smaller war hero I guess like I guess late and missed that part of dreams of my father for a where -- Barack Obama superstar. While that is just coined a new word and it might just see that word of the year. Obama alone me. -- -- it's such an old fashioned word though isn't. Compare I mean for radio network for quit now. What was that yeah I want to. Here Scott Brown act this way into a -- -- -- warrior. She's a she's withdrawn that. You know now it turns out that he's he's given out Mora. More years of returns that much yes I'm sure you know they -- it's like it's like Mitt like trump -- say enough about -- and Obama I'm sure that. Scott would be willing to trade for five more years of his tax return just to get his hands on those employment applications from the Ivy League schools. Only the FBI is considering that possibility that the murders and was kind of my thing. Domestic terrorism unlike what happened at Fort Hood. There were remember -- Obama got out there forget the shout out to the Indian chief of all well what about when he said that it's time to remain calm while the investigation continues this. You know just because the guy was dressed in some kind of Muslim garb and were shouting. Paula who aren't bar. Well it was shooting down. Unarmed American military personnel -- there was no reason to jump to the conclusion that there was any kind of Arab terror of Muslim terrorist. President Obama come out connective. A lot of cool people -- idea thirty plus thousand dollars dinners -- -- -- mansion. I'm sure line. So I guess I'm sure there -- too many people and countless had gone into the sound beach it would close in order to achieve and security. But -- last night he was in Hollywood and Harvey Weinstein Wachovia Brothers that owns the Miramax studios. Said that he is the Paul -- American presidents -- no idea what that means what what is this ago Paul movement does that media as -- wise. Does that mean he starred in some movies with. Robert Redford does that mean he was married to JoAnne Woodward I don't I don't understand -- That was your last jump line message thank you for calling out retired UT. OK that's it for the chump like today the trump plane is there recorded voicemail message service of we are sure you can call and leave a message at any -- that they are might. We may or may not that play your message at this time each week today that troubling number -- likely such -- messages. 61777934696177793469. I want admits David -- was nice guy. Can that it recognizes and put the Wharton is but he's more like little red Robin Hood. -- --