Chump Line Friday August 3, 2012 - Moonbat Dillema
Fri, 3 Aug 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was the Moonbat's dillemma in which our caller could not decide between writing an e-mail or driving through the take out window and video taping himself bullying a teenage girl and then getting fired.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
Chump Line Monday December 2, 2013 - Howie's Death Panel
Mon, 2 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to Howie's head cold and the death panels that might pop up under Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday November 27th 2013-Trade Obama for Rob Ford
Wed, 27 Nov 2013
Our favorite message from todaywas a caller asking if we could trade President Obama for Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.
Automatically Generated Transcript (may not be 100% accurate)
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Went -- and they whenever they weren't like a 88 in the locker room but it just won a championship like a World Series or Super Bowl some of that that that -- you know all the everybody will be popping champagne and you know pouring money each other's -- And the one time -- Axel says two was set set too well where it wants sit. I hate it when these these teams pretend they win they've one when they didn't even cover the spread. And I thought man there's a there's a great it's it's it's a shame that he died so young. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling haven't tired you jumped.