Chump Line Thursday August 2, 2012 - Dressage
Thu, 2 Aug 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a combination take off on Harry Reid and Chris Matthews and their prediliction for unfounded accusations and making fun of Ann Romney.
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
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That the global c'mon would assert brandy Alexander's a a couple weeks. Here are like -- -- to Barack Obama and the American people. The proper -- say thank you thank you thank you. Thank you thank you so. The American people I'd like -- speaking here yeah. Thought that was. And so once gave me George Bush sticker that said do you miss me yet I was gonna I was gonna put it on my door but the -- then his appointee John Roberts voted to -- continual obamacare and I. -- put an image or somewhere to get dusty. We're -- Romney is currently at it placed it thirteenth. Third taint. That's not very good as it's -- There are a lot of horses competing so is it. Can she compete for metal known she's out of medal contention yeah it's not it's not a disgraceful showing she did okay. -- -- get his or call her anything like about it for a Leo it's bad thirteenth. Poor repel. Repel. If you don't just give me a good idea I think we should change that would Finneran nickname. So in alliance. I'm not you know I don't care about Snoop -- changes -- -- -- Hawaiian but I'm gonna miss Chad Ochocinco. Chad Johnson is just just. It's just so. So nondescript. Senator. Promoted the current. Committee IMAP services homeland security and government must be as. Elizabeth Warren's flyers play good at what he's qualified for committee of the Indian affairs. Is as a former employee of that is that is -- community -- affairs no thank you. She's got a new sign out now by the way that doesn't say Elizabeth -- from Massachusetts and -- says Elizabeth Warren -- senate. I -- -- we bumper sticker today but also arts line. The. -- That was your last jump blank message thank you for calling -- tired you shout. OK that's it for the -- like today the chaplain is the recorded voicemail message service of the Howie -- -- call leave a message of any hour that there might including weekends at -- line number. If you like to -- such a message is 61777934696177793469. 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