Chump Line July 27th 2012 - Bloomberg for Chick-Fil-A, against large sodas
Fri, 27 Jul 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chumpline was in reference to Mayor Bloomberg came out for Chick-Fil-A, but you just can't have a large soda while eating it.
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
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And so was -- being sold by this by one of for aids in the the aide claimed in the in the complaint that she filed against this the galleries we bring up its public record. She said that she walked into the office one day and saw the that the black lieutenant governor of Florida female. With her leg got. And her top aide was down on her knees in front for what do you know. And so Soviet they asked the lieutenant governor of Florida. The Tea Party moment and she says they said are you lesbian. And she said she says women who look like me. Art in that kind of stuff in other words. I'm not ugly enough to feel as. And you can imagine how happy the black the black and -- lesbians but mainly black lesbians for all. About her right now she had to she had to apologize. And that she's she's getting up there she's she's been she's she's got three kids she's probably your fifties but. I'll tell you operate BB Ramos obviously -- -- BB Ramos is not. Area. She's -- does not guilty as the Greek olympians who was thrown off the team but she's not guilty. -- guess what you know. I got an example of how bad the economy is yes -- years of experience and I think field and I'm out figgins -- client. Because I can make more money that support my family -- and an American and that's ridiculous. What's wrong with -- and -- it's one of America's oldest and proudest professions as far as I'm concerned tonight and I think whoever it. Is now digging those clams and I'm going to be eating tomorrow afternoon after my books line. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling out retired -- He jumped. Okay now that's it for the choke point through the trampling is the recorded voice mail message service or how we -- -- called leave a message of any hour that there at night including weekends. But -- like number you like to -- such a message is. 6177793469. We mayor Mayo play your message at this time each weekday. By the way I'm going to be filling in for -- on the Fox25 morning news on on Monday morning so. Feel free to call in and tell me how great I'm doing. Don't bear little. He doesn't want it in a way to want to know what great David -- by the oil painting is an outlet but. That's right you shout.