Chump Line July 27th 2012 - Bloomberg for Chick-Fil-A, against large sodas
Fri, 27 Jul 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chumpline was in reference to Mayor Bloomberg came out for Chick-Fil-A, but you just can't have a large soda while eating it.
Chump Line Friday May 24, 2013 - Crazy Eddie Markey
Fri, 24 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reenactment of a classic appliance commercial. Our version was for Congressman Crazy Eddie Markey.of these documents he again. If if there was nothing in these tax returns to see they wouldn't be releasing them. On Memorial Day weekend. Late. On Friday afternoon. Correct. The last minute about Anthony Weiner but I -- know they make good -- My answer is yes you -- yet but it. Like that would said the
Chump Line Thursday May 23, 2013 - Lone Wolves
Thu, 23 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic remark regarding the terrorist attack in London "Is anyone keeping track of the Lone Wolves?"to was crappy schools and -- the middle class guy. I mean. Deval Patrick went through Milton Academy he went to Harvard College she went -- Harvard Law School. Is he still. Couldn't pass the bar exam don't give up funding. Because I don't think it will cut people's. Until his third try. That you have Barack Obama . Went to Columbia University went to Harvard Law School. He thinks they speak Austrian in Austria he thinks they speak Arabic. In
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
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It is it is not just continued without a finding for six months it is now hereby. Who -- permanently from his permanent record. I don't -- -- you report you have to set. It -- mumbled it or multiple. Men -- is becoming a regional phenomenon here. I've never shied away from controversy in my life. Gonna get this straight -- new political traditional. The president. But if you don't give somebody. Out of that -- -- -- -- news. That's well there. -- -- That's celebrating diversity here in the city of Boston. Hello I'd like to volunteer my services as -- and you know trend that parents can get and that's just me anytime. Do it but blank. I don't need your help -- mean it was a good -- I I think I'm as good if we do say so myself as anybody now I don't have them. I was -- that it wasn't. I have an opinion. Average person I've been. If you would transcribe that -- hired translation from if you could translate that for me. Then then you're you're better than me. Otherwise I don't need your help. Try it won't listen one more time with -- one more time. He's. No I don't have them I was -- about this it wasn't I have an opinion I'm expressing my advantage. -- -- Ed may. Of the city of Boston. -- -- you know give me to write him. And had a what are we don't want this. A good thing I. It's spelled TA RT AR. I pronounce it fanatically parked car so us. Will be having some homemade part of ourselves tomorrow with my. Point camps might batter dipped right Williams. That Ken's place in pine point. -- -- and see a picture of the girl that got booted up the creek Olympic Committee made the comment on whether it. Definitely not -- they. Definitely. Definitely definitely not guilty oh my goodness that -- nice she's very cute did you hear about the lieutenant governor of Florida. -- about those. She's she's a she's from Trinidad originally. -- well. And so was -- being sold by this by one of for aids in the the aide claimed in the in the complaint that she filed against this the galleries we bring up its public record. She said that she walked into the office one day and saw the that the black lieutenant governor of Florida female. With her leg got. And her top aide was down on her knees in front for what do you know. And so Soviet they asked the lieutenant governor of Florida. The Tea Party moment and she says they said are you lesbian. And she said she says women who look like me. Art in that kind of stuff in other words. I'm not ugly enough to feel as. And you can imagine how happy the black the black and -- lesbians but mainly black lesbians for all. About her right now she had to she had to apologize. And that she's she's getting up there she's she's been she's she's got three kids she's probably your fifties but. I'll tell you operate BB Ramos obviously -- -- BB Ramos is not. Area. She's -- does not guilty as the Greek olympians who was thrown off the team but she's not guilty. -- guess what you know. I got an example of how bad the economy is yes -- years of experience and I think field and I'm out figgins -- client. Because I can make more money that support my family -- and an American and that's ridiculous. What's wrong with -- and -- it's one of America's oldest and proudest professions as far as I'm concerned tonight and I think whoever it. Is now digging those clams and I'm going to be eating tomorrow afternoon after my books line. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling out retired -- He jumped. Okay now that's it for the choke point through the trampling is the recorded voice mail message service or how we -- -- called leave a message of any hour that there at night including weekends. But -- like number you like to -- such a message is. 6177793469. We mayor Mayo play your message at this time each weekday. By the way I'm going to be filling in for -- on the Fox25 morning news on on Monday morning so. Feel free to call in and tell me how great I'm doing. Don't bear little. He doesn't want it in a way to want to know what great David -- by the oil painting is an outlet but. That's right you shout.