Chump Line July 26th 2012 - How to tell when Meninos senile
Thu, 26 Jul 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chumpline was a question asking how you can tell when Thomas Menino has become senile.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
Chump Line Monday December 2, 2013 - Howie's Death Panel
Mon, 2 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to Howie's head cold and the death panels that might pop up under Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday November 27th 2013-Trade Obama for Rob Ford
Wed, 27 Nov 2013
Our favorite message from todaywas a caller asking if we could trade President Obama for Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.
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Currently thank you so very very much for the warning that quote -- so it was coming on an effect on -- it didn't turn up the show and get -- -- -- work done. Thank you. Seven a one. On the -- mortgage text line how we what the -- safe right his wife. I thought it was appropriate -- schism considering its fried chicken. Listen that's one thing that really. -- -- -- Yes you heard that correctly. -- his notes. You know -- -- they say is content and chickens so it that -- just senses that. That is what was but keep its supporters -- older stuff say. It could be over -- -- -- everyday aches and people over what the you know it's just raised its its us literally a stone's tomorrow. Where they wanna put that chip away from his office he can he he won't be able to see it. From his office he party autos or window the he could he could become open those windows at -- all he could order he -- deal was order. Scary and it's been president of -- City Council is like being president of the LL. Human and animal. Now. Think the best description of being president of the Boston City Council was made vice city councilor for Atlanta on. He said the being president of the Boston city councils like being an admiral in the switch may be. What Rahm Emanuel -- it away doesn't have Chicago values that means that we tried taking them they would go for. -- Oh man yeah you know it in this case there really is no such thing as bad publicity. Remember when the of the the pizza place in Texas said that was -- was saying. We'll sell your pizza for a source somebody pesos and all they were accused of all all. Native ism xenophobia all the usual things and sales went up. How it was going to be able to tell them and they don't get you know -- got that make themselves. It would be great to see him go on with somebody like Charles Krauthammer on on on Fox News Channel and just try to. Try to explain what he's done. You know this has always really thought -- -- know. It's like how good transit route mine I don't know -- -- always congregating -- the common. Right now I want -- forgotten about congregate on the column were gonna. Chris I wanna play a lot of those on during the 6 o'clock hour just to abuse people I think we deserve to what have a good laugh at them mumbled -- mumbled so. Miss miscue there all we have plenty. We do have plenty right we go we got -- Menino about US there's a -- this hundreds of them on there. Security secrets his clay court. Believe we drove it great can't speak in the quietly before. We wouldn't have been twirled around you written -- at the -- Did not come here could be made sport of -- did not play on the rhythmic gymnastics team I was not on the trampoline. I was not on beach volleyball that was not on synchronized. Anything. Following last week they wanted to -- and a lovely don't MacPhail also record video book. And Saturday when you know Portland where you'll be between the paper and be taking orders for report. Or you simply a one way. They ever name a street after me it's gonna have to be. One way. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling and -- our -- -- jumped. OK that's it for the chump like today that -- line is the recorded voicemail message service of Howie Carr show you can call it leave messages in the hour that day or night. We may or may not play your message at this time each week -- Which employ a number if you like to leave such a message is 617779346961777934. Six months. How it was going to be it was hell. And you know if you know who got that make it as well the problem you shout.