Chump Line July 26th 2012 - How to tell when Meninos senile
Thu, 26 Jul 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chumpline was a question asking how you can tell when Thomas Menino has become senile.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Thu, 16 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS
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Well out of what did -- repeat my recurring question when does the statute of limitations run out. Think it's been you know. Opposite spot there because it's. Joseph -- opinion. And we've written it. In power and. He is intolerant by the way or Shaq can you get and make sure were rolling on channel four they got the check up away story coming up. Keller was up they're chasing them -- around today but he got some good cuts. -- -- -- -- -- -- Can happen I don't like to keep them out you know you. Make this stuff up. Mayor rom Emmanuel says the chick vote chick filet it does not represent Chicago values Christ I hope not. Holly what has happened to those spoilt lot that you had to take home yesterday in safekeeping for CNB. I'm comes up believing that you probably it was compelled to -- -- he couldn't take them at a rate cut out from food. I was cuts that's how we -- -- speculated that I think that manipulate them if you. Which jump to that conclusion I. 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Currently thank you so very very much for the warning that quote -- so it was coming on an effect on -- it didn't turn up the show and get -- -- -- work done. Thank you. Seven a one. On the -- mortgage text line how we what the -- safe right his wife. I thought it was appropriate -- schism considering its fried chicken. Listen that's one thing that really. -- -- -- Yes you heard that correctly. -- his notes. You know -- -- they say is content and chickens so it that -- just senses that. That is what was but keep its supporters -- older stuff say. It could be over -- -- -- everyday aches and people over what the you know it's just raised its its us literally a stone's tomorrow. Where they wanna put that chip away from his office he can he he won't be able to see it. From his office he party autos or window the he could he could become open those windows at -- all he could order he -- deal was order. Scary and it's been president of -- City Council is like being president of the LL. Human and animal. Now. Think the best description of being president of the Boston City Council was made vice city councilor for Atlanta on. He said the being president of the Boston city councils like being an admiral in the switch may be. What Rahm Emanuel -- it away doesn't have Chicago values that means that we tried taking them they would go for. -- Oh man yeah you know it in this case there really is no such thing as bad publicity. Remember when the of the the pizza place in Texas said that was -- was saying. We'll sell your pizza for a source somebody pesos and all they were accused of all all. Native ism xenophobia all the usual things and sales went up. How it was going to be able to tell them and they don't get you know -- got that make themselves. It would be great to see him go on with somebody like Charles Krauthammer on on on Fox News Channel and just try to. Try to explain what he's done. You know this has always really thought -- -- know. It's like how good transit route mine I don't know -- -- always congregating -- the common. Right now I want -- forgotten about congregate on the column were gonna. Chris I wanna play a lot of those on during the 6 o'clock hour just to abuse people I think we deserve to what have a good laugh at them mumbled -- mumbled so. Miss miscue there all we have plenty. We do have plenty right we go we got -- Menino about US there's a -- this hundreds of them on there. Security secrets his clay court. Believe we drove it great can't speak in the quietly before. We wouldn't have been twirled around you written -- at the -- Did not come here could be made sport of -- did not play on the rhythmic gymnastics team I was not on the trampoline. I was not on beach volleyball that was not on synchronized. Anything. Following last week they wanted to -- and a lovely don't MacPhail also record video book. And Saturday when you know Portland where you'll be between the paper and be taking orders for report. Or you simply a one way. They ever name a street after me it's gonna have to be. One way. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling and -- our -- -- jumped. OK that's it for the chump like today that -- line is the recorded voicemail message service of Howie Carr show you can call it leave messages in the hour that day or night. We may or may not play your message at this time each week -- Which employ a number if you like to leave such a message is 617779346961777934. Six months. How it was going to be it was hell. And you know if you know who got that make it as well the problem you shout.