Chump Line July 25th 2012 - Did the Tea Party kill Sherman Hemsley
Wed, 25 Jul 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chumpline was a parody of Brian Ross's gaffe, and he asked if the Tea Party was responsible for the death of Sherman Hemsley.
Chump Line Friday May 24, 2013 - Crazy Eddie Markey
Fri, 24 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reenactment of a classic appliance commercial. Our version was for Congressman Crazy Eddie Markey.of these documents he again. If if there was nothing in these tax returns to see they wouldn't be releasing them. On Memorial Day weekend. Late. On Friday afternoon. Correct. The last minute about Anthony Weiner but I -- know they make good -- My answer is yes you -- yet but it. Like that would said the
Chump Line Thursday May 23, 2013 - Lone Wolves
Thu, 23 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic remark regarding the terrorist attack in London "Is anyone keeping track of the Lone Wolves?"to was crappy schools and -- the middle class guy. I mean. Deval Patrick went through Milton Academy he went to Harvard College she went -- Harvard Law School. Is he still. Couldn't pass the bar exam don't give up funding. Because I don't think it will cut people's. Until his third try. That you have Barack Obama . Went to Columbia University went to Harvard Law School. He thinks they speak Austrian in Austria he thinks they speak Arabic. In
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Automatically Generated Transcript (may not be 100% accurate)
Game. You know that money that have bought last year when he guys stay wanted to let me and I clicked well I'll give -- -- -- I'm not like the other. That's the picture that I request it from the trust you can trust me I'm not like the others. Well -- Watergate. Well poised for an hour we are adults are complaining about it nick -- asks in your veggies or about such a tiny feet. The most ridiculous thing I -- ever heard. That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard. Did you ever pay the sales tax on the Isabel. It was only only 750000. Dollars to that I get out -- is did you ever pay the excise tax. -- the count on Nantucket. For over for. -- your yacht there so let's not get silly here. -- aggressive that filed to sell it to the top of the trucks -- make no. These bottles cans and so very few band. They said for an -- I will. They're doing it for the children you know. -- -- I don't think that's the kind of golf that. That the -- plane with my cousin today. Column a hunch. -- People as -- can play. -- Know -- it. What it can be world. -- -- -- -- down the road from Kansas we used to have obvious knows -- point they don't have that dates have been closed for many years. Amid a much bigger mess. That. They would sell there which felt cell. -- -- Steamed clams just you know was just a goodwill gesture and and lots of melted butter and I would come home and I would just have. And butter all over -- cancel for my shirt over my. All over my mouth and everywhere. I never got I've never made that big of a massive Canon's. How often don't make. Her return their bottles when it's used in -- particularly -- -- Mexico through. That's true that's what you do from now. Porsche back you'll now be expected to bring me a dollar week. From your camps Chris you're you're married you'll be expected to bring me two dollars a week from your genes or -- Randall and I just. Yeah. Or -- ran away I hope he's getting me some more Sununu stuff Sununu was on the is is going crazy again on. Fox News -- I'll say this because the resentful than it was agencies so they can. -- -- -- -- But if the government from getting the forty -- I think they waiting in line to -- to have fun is that a a couple of hundred and I realized that I already connected haven't figured if we stand by music dance and go home. No I wouldn't get the same satisfaction if I gave the guy in front of me because I was the only guy in front of me. Got into this country and never really worked over the table -- in his life and is now getting in SSI check I'm not gonna contribute anymore that is. It is lavish lifestyle living lives push in that cart around to the frat houses -- Going through the trash -- getting out the rolling rock cans and bottles. -- Who -- don't know enough about recycling. But that's old now cut nothing but recycling symbol that you want me. You know what it is. I'll tell you what it is it's I pay them such -- he handsome salary. That they don't need to worry about those nickel return couples. There and leave the of they've graduated into the 1%. That's the problem here. They think that I didn't you do have -- feel secure -- -- with -- -- remember than the Christmas a little bit of. I might remember them at Christmas you know. They down Martin yet he sometimes they -- a sale Davis sale one nips. Two -- 159. What's your favorite kind of vodka Chris is it citrus vodka or is it pomegranate vodka. -- citrus citrus vodka Pelfrey kept it. About it is big news this morning that that might have actually died but also that it -- about. What do you got that. -- But they -- funny story. This. They had this -- radio stations. That just played displayed it plague. -- Music another calling now -- now of course it went out of business so the called little legendary station. Until the new station came up and that was bought by one of the big big radio stations won a big radio companies. And so all the hippies but never listened to the station or they never listen to a according to a ratings they started they started putting all these nasty comments on the FaceBook just say this Chris. So one guy puts -- one of these have peace puts it puts on the FaceBook George Jefferson turned on your station just now and immediately drop dead. -- -- If the station's listeners have been -- creative when -- station actually existed maybe it would still be on the air. Kind of stuff on the bottle bill we we blankets and other revenue source paid nearly every time. -- -- I'm not soft on the bottle bill it says the -- -- -- that -- satisfied with the bottle bill the way it is but I don't I don't wanted to expand that anymore. Over on downs through the great. That he's -- crop. Ground. On down to the third. But finally it's. In the. I can't believe he was only 74. So it means when that -- was going on and he was like you know supposedly this middle aged guy who would you know. Pulled himself up by the bootstraps it was only in his early to mid thirties. Probably because keep it up there's no reason to buy anything in this thing anymore. I know I don't I don't -- you think about it. This is just one more reason to go to New Hampshire on the weekends. One more reason I mean you know it doesn't matter how how much the price of gas is it wouldn't win your -- when you have to pay all this extra money. For. Soft drinks. Beer. Cigarettes. Water -- -- the -- -- that matter what that what the prices if the prices competitive down here. You still gotta you've still got a six point 25% sales tax on top of it. So why wouldn't she just got. And of course. Let's not forget the fireworks. Support Barack. If you get reelected. Markets a big Mac didn't -- -- inherits. Eleven when he talks about the the people punching the clock. The blue collar workers punching the clock from the entrepreneurs. -- fighting for. How many -- work of those both classifications. Are there now than when he took office. Millions fewer at least millions field. So I always says he wants -- -- -- That's fighting colonel -- it's true. The difference is the guy that I voted for was on listed on the ballot as a Communist. That was your last jump line message. Thank you for calling -- retired -- jumped. All right that's it for the -- like through the trump why it is the recorded -- mail message service about how we are struck you call leave a message. At. That that this number 61777934696177793469. We may -- a -- message at this time between that. -- On ABC news this morning that and it died but also that it keep it up. What -- people comment. You shout.