Chump Line July 24th 2012-Another false report from ABC News
Tue, 24 Jul 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a caller pretending to be ABC reporter Brian Ross and claiming there was a car with a Mitt Romney bumper sticker in James Holmes' apartment complex.
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
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So if you look at it -- is. And ahead treaty back as -- lead and then there at -- So my can -- expanded means to you and -- -- boom boom again. Don't forget crack. This is indeed he reporting that there was a car in the parking lot of -- homes apartment complex an oven Mitt Romney bumper sticker. At that time we cannot approve of the couple on the suspect but we will keep you posted on this development -- -- George. Did you see that that they they made another mistake that morning this was this is sort of a smaller mistake but the the old warrior in San Diego mentioned this last night during your press conference. ABC called up. Some somebody called up the the mother. Suspect Davis governor Hickenlooper is calling calling him. So because he calls up the house and says is this this is this so one side is this a mrs. so and so. The woman says you've got the right person. And so then AB so then ABC. Two minutes later in the story we spoke to the mother of James Holmes and she said you've got the right person. Mean that's not what she said. We have that cut. There will be the other cut the the the Tea Party. Well but -- all the way not it it's -- it's well I thought that was Obama. Recovery. This summer of recovery was 2009. And then there was this summer further recovery in 2010. And it was a summer yet more recovery in 2011. And now we're in the summer of Boston Globe layups in 2000. -- yesterday postponed. Because you went to UNA. It is that it felt the UNC down when we came to court. And what what we've been doing that you could say we but it's very either of them we we wait. I thought I would call a few years ago when it spoke about it on this but what if they're posted because. Of the day we'll look at what kind of -- as I told them that and I. Try to development take a -- You understand I work in North Carolina. Almost four years after college. The youngest in the North Carolina has a state income tax we understand that the university in North Carolina is subsidized by TV yeah. Tax revenues of the state of North Carolina therefore I feel like I made enough contributions of my four years of working in North Carolina. To cover the rest of my life I'd rather give the money to Deerfield Academy on mostly. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling and -- our -- jumped. That's it for the -- like today that troubling is the imported horsemen of the the the recorded and reported everything else has been outsourced right. There recorded voicemail message service about how we harsh or you can call and -- leave a message at any -- that they tonight including weekends to -- line number. If you would like to leave such a message is 6177793469617. 7793469. Does anything he reporting that there was a car in the parking lot of important apartment complex could have Mitt Romney bumper sticker at the time we cannot confirm that the couple on the -- but we will be people that on this development. But you George. -- --