Chump Line Monday July 23rd 2012-Joe Paterno Statue
Mon, 23 Jul 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was in reference to the Joe Patero statue being removed at Penn State and the comparison to the Saddam Hussein staue being torn down in Iraq.
Chump Line Wednesday December 11, 2013 - Free Chuck Turner
Wed, 11 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of Nelson Mandela's last words: Free Chuck Turner.
Chump Line Tuesday December 10, 2013 - Lamborgenie
Tue, 10 Dec 2013
Our favorite cjump line message today was a caller making fun of Howie's mispronunciation of the name Lamborghinie. Howie called it a Lamborgenie and the caller wondered if he pronounced his car Gagwar.
Chump Line Monday December 9, 2013 - Staring At The Boob...
Mon, 9 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rsponse to the current arguement that men objectify women by staring at their chest. Our caller is watching the boob in the White House.
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
Automatically Generated Transcript (may not be 100% accurate)
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Hit his arm broken by those dirty players from Creighton in the previous game and it was a we were little like using some guy that was of but the size of Mickey Rooney starting at some point guard and it looks like Mickey Rooney to one. There was a rather difficult situation and we were knocked out of that man in the that ground. You can't -- -- my mind around that cover up. Got -- out about the beautiful people. Don't remember. Ed -- Robert Kennedy. Those were the good old days those guys like to drink booze. Now this modern day generation they they -- ambient. In the late washes out clothes that's the difference. Than they claim they can't remember anything I wonder why. -- all right and should have been the one last thing in that interview that depending to have an intelligent conversation with -- -- -- moon bats. She's a good looking court hearing them but she still has a -- -- moved you know once you once something has been -- fact. 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Now a little I think I would like you I just graduated high school but I do know that if I -- on. -- border Penn State I would try to. And so believe me but it -- Grammer forty. What Amber's probably. Get a terrorist hold up -- -- through and that's kept core principle want. From the that this is sending this in will be -- of course that would be cruel and unusual. Yes if the colonel -- face. Next Saturday at Ken's place in and in the pine point Maine they wouldn't there yeah at the -- it wouldn't there. Will be the will be eating there will be chowing down on -- at the Cannes Ken's place me in me in the kernel and probably other people as well. -- If there's week. -- -- -- put boat -- people get good people die but that's why it played bridge. Well it's one of the reasons average. I was better bridge and it was football. Like could I could count car I could I could count cards better than I could cover a cover speedy wide receiver. Or the -- -- -- -- I don't mean that kind of scary because I think senator from that team that's. You know it is pretty pathetic we already have one raging narcissistic. As a US senator do we really. Really need to. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling out retired -- jumped. All right that's it for the -- wind today the chaplain is the recorded voice mail message service -- by Howie Carr show. Can call leave a message in any hour that there and I including weekends -- -- plain numbers you like to leave such a message is 617. 77934696177793469. Until I didn't live long enough it's victory taken away its statute treat it like -- -- thing.