Chump Line July 20th 2012-Where is the Nearest Cheese Shop
Fri, 20 Jul 2012|
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller asking where his closest cheese shop was so that he could go there and talk to the person behind him about Professor Warren.
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
Automatically Generated Transcript (may not be 100% accurate)
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Rush Limbaugh should be charged under the incendiary speech -- I'm not familiar with the incendiary speech act. Ended -- -- all about it via and you're not -- you know better. We'll all be thinking about get. Thanks for thanks for Sam -- for those we're just enjoying the show Cindy's mother passed on. This morning from pancreatic cancer and we we have seen India's this. Written statement that thanking everybody gets on it's our web site and on her FaceBook page. Yeah Ali Abdullah didn't feel -- damage. I can benefit the mama may could certainly won't that panda. I don't compete maybe you can go to Kansas and apply and go. By the way out of the vote turned out last night I forgot all about the vote. The there where they were there where they were voting yesterday in the the people's republic of monogamy too which is Arlington. To what the BM leaf blowers. I always just today we've -- especially those deals. How -- you wouldn't know people go about their ability to must make -- on the back knowing that you end up. I come in Kabul different -- finally and -- we have created when he's. What I was gonna accuse me of not having him here in the back from my neck because now it's been moved up to the top of my head. But you know what -- these the followers of pro when he left when he appear on the back in my neck the standup. I got a good EVP story coming up in police blotter facts of state to and. I always do you think that it was booked orders related to that great Indian warrior. -- -- is on the. We used that joke yesterday and we used to in the past but it did bears repeating under the circumstances. Yes they are -- important Mitt Romney up by one point over Barack Obama. So -- really separate point. Somewhere around there I would say definitely. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling out retired -- jumped. 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