Chump Line Wednesday July 18th 2012-The Kerry Kennedy
Wed, 18 Jul 2012|
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was in reference to the recent accident of Kerry Kennedy and they made a cocktail named after her, an Ambien with a shot of thyroid medicine.
Chump Line Friday May 24, 2013 - Crazy Eddie Markey
Fri, 24 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reenactment of a classic appliance commercial. Our version was for Congressman Crazy Eddie Markey.of these documents he again. If if there was nothing in these tax returns to see they wouldn't be releasing them. On Memorial Day weekend. Late. On Friday afternoon. Correct. The last minute about Anthony Weiner but I -- know they make good -- My answer is yes you -- yet but it. Like that would said the
Chump Line Thursday May 23, 2013 - Lone Wolves
Thu, 23 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic remark regarding the terrorist attack in London "Is anyone keeping track of the Lone Wolves?"to was crappy schools and -- the middle class guy. I mean. Deval Patrick went through Milton Academy he went to Harvard College she went -- Harvard Law School. Is he still. Couldn't pass the bar exam don't give up funding. Because I don't think it will cut people's. Until his third try. That you have Barack Obama . Went to Columbia University went to Harvard Law School. He thinks they speak Austrian in Austria he thinks they speak Arabic. In
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
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She had a seizure. I wish someone would seize all the cars of all the Kennedy family members. This coupled with an abnormal PE TE. The lots of memory. The quick recovery and let my doctors to believe that this accident was caused not by his sleeping aid but -- -- complex. Partial seizure. I didn't notice the polo player behind her I noticed there were rather lurk around. She had a one of her sisters was there Aureus that in men in her brother Chris was there. But that the polo player that she cheated on when she was married to what future Governor Cuomo he was not in the he was not in the picture. No explanation Chris -- other and it happened continual complex I think -- -- Kindle but -- -- pure and. It is isn't it but left -- That's -- you know you're having a take a tingle seizure. Accused of being good let -- -- Kerry -- that not everybody all with the violence cases. The only one -- -- say about her when she won on face the cameras wind when the -- was the last time you -- Kennedy -- just been in the car -- go out there and you know you know. At least take partial responsibility for NG and she apologized to the nation yet. That was an all time first for the course. Usually the person they hit it's going to be a witness against them in the in a criminal case so it's difficult to apologize. Now. -- -- that we do it. Every pet bear in the country knows that spot up with the IRS. -- -- in the coming to Boston for the interviews of the don't have interviews around the sky hoping and -- interviews around the country you know it's it's like yeah. You don't want a big corporate you're born big corporations use to hire people you know when they would like red they have a ballroom and a whole hell. And the people would come and they interview with a -- do they can hire 161000 new agents are gonna have to do what have somewhat. We have to do some kind of -- impassive hiring project. Naught because you can do we do. Because you could do validity. Local local. Was Joseph Biden. Is made a fool out of himself -- three or four days now. I miss him if you put the muzzle on them. It put it on pop but instead we have to do it himself and doesn't clear he's not well. They always. Personal would be successful somebody have to help you. Question. Obama winning Florida helped him to be successful this stimulus package. China. Happy Chappaquiddick ever regret Hannity. -- -- -- One battled through when you are happy. More. They're -- and he put the air revved logged in the pot and this. In double wow I guess but calling about what actually you know or move any newspaper can make. -- -- -- -- -- -- In Hillary she above herald reporter you know we told the Governor Patrick you didn't. He refuses to give up the parking walks for the soul wants the state the state legislators so. We can't find out who's been cheating on -- claiming for the -- when they don't -- to work. So he said well if you wanna if you if you want to war if you wanna find out who's going to worker and you could put a camera at the garage. So we put a camera the garage. The mistake cops -- -- Ali period of rumors. That politicians are all -- paid out together they can. Grabbed a -- and only paper one's vehicle at -- To kick out the computer are a lot. That's -- is not a rumor that is a fact. They used to I used to live out on our route to I would see these I would see these two guys from Fitch -- women's star. Driving and together they world climbers one of them was named stiff -- Then that they they were these big board only note I passed you know they are those it was Harlow like the forties and the fifties. And they they. These to drive in together and they almost files forum there was -- together for Burke was the other George Burke stiff stiff Gucci. He always used to say yeah thank you when they were to somebody at the state house and say thanks for coming. You Islam forceful joke. -- one time he was a graveyard he was -- illness and funeral and wasn't paying much attention to where it was stepping. He fell in the -- And of course everybody's. Thanks for dropping it and steps. I look at that picture Kerry Kennedy in The Herald compared with a picture might and it would keep this in a group called vote isn't big TV all the polls cobwebs -- How the mighty have all. Ambient. That's what caused that you're right she what she looked -- -- -- locked out when she with when she. Pitched out Cuomo she I think she -- did so much serious. Serious. Exercise before she went out and got a picture taken by all the New York tabs which you looked up pretty good actually -- For most Kennedy women choose hold up pretty well. Guys look like he's worked in a factory. Mean a guy who looks like you've done real work as opposed to sitting behind a typewriter. Or a microphone. Hey I didn't come here to be made sport of you know. -- the wash glasses for what. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling haven't tired you jumped. OK that's it for the chump like that actual point is the recorder force mail message service -- archery and call leave messages in any power that they're not including weekends we may or may not -- -- message this time each -- -- Here's your -- Latin and Kerry Kennedy that not everybody with a thyroid K. You shot. Well.