Chump Line Monday July 16, 2012 - Chocolate Moose C4
Mon, 16 Jul 2012|
Our favorite message from todays chump line was a call regarding Howie's new chocolate company sponsorship and if the mob wanted to get Howie just send him chocolate filled with C4.
Chump Line Friday May 24, 2013 - Crazy Eddie Markey
Fri, 24 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reenactment of a classic appliance commercial. Our version was for Congressman Crazy Eddie Markey.of these documents he again. If if there was nothing in these tax returns to see they wouldn't be releasing them. On Memorial Day weekend. Late. On Friday afternoon. Correct. The last minute about Anthony Weiner but I -- know they make good -- My answer is yes you -- yet but it. Like that would said the
Chump Line Thursday May 23, 2013 - Lone Wolves
Thu, 23 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic remark regarding the terrorist attack in London "Is anyone keeping track of the Lone Wolves?"to was crappy schools and -- the middle class guy. I mean. Deval Patrick went through Milton Academy he went to Harvard College she went -- Harvard Law School. Is he still. Couldn't pass the bar exam don't give up funding. Because I don't think it will cut people's. Until his third try. That you have Barack Obama . Went to Columbia University went to Harvard Law School. He thinks they speak Austrian in Austria he thinks they speak Arabic. In
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Automatically Generated Transcript (may not be 100% accurate)
And by a barrage -- it and maybe they mercy mercy please. Yeah it was a one time we will gonna feel like chocolate more. Fuller before you know leave it on probably cause -- A nice. -- -- Referring to one of my new sponsors -- would be candies you might take some candy with you when you leave where originally where is where's Larry my way. He was he gets us it's about having to chains. Which was -- -- -- changed I don't know he's gonna make it by. ORK Fred you are who cupcake. All that Uga but you got the you'd do you know you've got reservations and absolutely I can't wait no mom I'm looking forward to add and you watch -- finally. I recommend the seafood result but the latency at all it's all pretty good. I -- I also recommend all the desserts I felt that way fill the maitre. He's well I gotta keep in mind that you don't have to pass on appetizers is rumored to -- McConnell -- -- -- And is in the name of those places straight. Straight rate on the waterfront has won me over street -- but you what you're Europe and for the one on the -- -- -- nice that's the you've got the GPS right yeah absolutely so don't get confused it's near the court. -- courthouse it's on the congress street in total it's got one of those wacky addresses that's off of it you know indicate you can't find this so -- so in other words a minute drive right into the car. -- weather can be efficiently the morning that we were down there a couple of weeks ago when we just only a remote there and it just happened to be on the same day that the -- -- girlfriend Catherine Gregg was sentenced. And it was like a it it and we've invited some people down it was kind of like a a reunion of the winner he'll get. Hope you'd there was there was an that we a lot of fun. That's what. Talking about old times. The good -- A little bit there's going through this thing that's been there it is ridiculous that it's going to be he's had a dog the and that why didn't you should know about that. It and have a nationalized systems is. You know governments he arrives at this that's of this already today. It is now being referred to as the New York branch of the -- that the thanks a lot hey you know what are your -- your speaker of the house here is a thirty graduate carries about two go away. Huge he's he seems to have a he seems to have a problem. These and a by the way you're emotionally wearing my am not a felon shirt that's because the the old speaker of the house who did it this stretch and and worked here to radio station I never want to be confused with a he was mentioned in the story to their apparently after him again. No peace no justice you know -- that the you know an indictment is always a disappointment but that second indictment is a disappointment but but -- -- But you should I learn something the first time one would think when -- On the price environment -- be left for Florida. -- and that's what people are like they're lost all meaning. -- I've been their match you know like tow bar that's out of Palm Beach right. Got its -- the Palm Beach. Grill the palm beach state house it's one of these church who's been -- but they can't have a -- names were called the Palm Beach whatever it is and so what then there one day at this she's some. Remember this place so that tells what this used to be politically apathetic to the advancement of the waitresses with -- What's the name I know I know this place I used to go in here in that you should have seen some people weren't here it works alone who who. Finally I -- it until bars and a fitness and this is why did you wet white you keep asking that you know. I can hit it I can hit it with a they could get it with a baseball where I live from from your Condo. I could I could hit it -- empty bottle of -- -- fact that that -- Don't. Cowboys because I've always -- collaborate it was he'll. He didn't show up I have you know we're worried about it. That's a nice real nice happy hours moved up to brighten here -- does come up from -- run. You make in my in my whole failed we've been her program. I think because it was a packed vodka company thank -- that's -- of -- they were hoping it would get into the hands of the Hannity and we haven't at this immediately coiffed. He you -- -- -- never understood to compliment to him this is one of the enduring mysteries of the Kennedy family. The old mean the imported black and white. Right that was his that was the brand that was that was that was that's what he'd right that's what made the fortune right in men but. You know that -- much brands with a single ball to right that that those little ones the cost a lot of money sure now you would think that either the Kennedys with all their money and where the money came from would either be drink some black and white -- single -- what's what's what the ship -- -- that I don't get it. Tradition I don't know what what are we having Joseph the third and Jo-Jo -- and I got to ask him that question hey Al yeah I think it's settled with the with the -- -- there's no accounting for taste. Single file was going to we we we can be of course. Quick record -- this size that go off the shackles of the boat was seen it joined the proletariat. Revolution by occupying in the down the street. Wherever you are Chris and orchard they organized back there. Right now the public across the street is closed it's awesome to reopen but that we're we're down the hole and run right now. It's it's not -- mighty fine establishments. A mighty fine mighty mighty fine -- publish that but yet it's. Always -- that this can get to work this morning I guess the Obama you're right I didn't get their own my own. Yes yes who who were. He's he he's quite a he's he's he's quite an economic. Scholars and make a deep thinker. And it. Look at that live with that with Romney without you pick an autumn. What you can kind of -- that got. Amid -- he got to admit that. Seems I heard them. Back its goals drink soaked pod cost. It's wild because that's thirty years old probably three years. The fifth set up at -- And -- you know you. That was I was wondered when -- mere pocket didn't do better you know and -- -- at fifty debris and the vodka it's named after a discount appliance store I mean. Opinion -- how how many USA and Canada green and a green lines permanence how could how could reach well they did they didn't fail mainly because the thought it was like. 239. Nice. I hear that you can certain cars can run on its. That's the but it. Three letters and one syllable word you always find it impossible to put out the correctly. Spy on. How to wipe them -- Ottawa -- pronounced off. But think -- was an -- that's the guy what was accuses me of being an atheist you know which I never have never really. Objected to him calling me an atheist but I thought it would be after me today for saying how dare I ask for prayers for -- month. But and -- goes after me on spot for it but it's. It's that's the one syllable it's just the. -- I was wondering that it can get a discount on Ambien when they buy these folk. Camby and don't they don't they read on the labels that you know you. Have you taking -- you're supposed to go to sleep. Stay at -- that you're not supposed to go out like patches that tried to pick up women it's an illness that you have to take one day at a time. And one -- at that time through and then and then you're not supposed to go out and run right around in the car and especially on a major highway where there are a lot of trucks not a good thing. You think if you think how commodity into Cuomo hasn't been asked about this month maximum width of the New York papers every day. Thinking that she he would at least be offered a chance to say no comment to see as the videos. Giggles as he walks away I don't know I'd. That's most fun to be coupled with sometimes it works out for the best thing. I so who would drive of my favorites as fast food restaurants -- -- promoting -- new analyst and ask for Barack Obama. It's culled from the broken -- Pretty stale and it's not -- seven. But they're gonna do the -- The -- the -- vain. But it's not so much or sandwich either that nobody nobody's interest and and a good. Yes -- the carpet -- -- the athletic body but but but don't let the recent events and -- give you any ideas for the -- Will be watching. I'm gonna I you know I think Rosie -- weeks. You know retired but morals of the Green Line writing. Who knows daughter honor winner and yes she's she's she's one of she's one of my -- they know. Once the era of the Paterno statue I think they should put up a statue of Rosie roadways there and happy about it I think I think. It's one dedicated to head coach doing your taxes Eric Kennedy. And then some that's Kennedys. And their path. Taken -- upcoming home -- five. That's Kennedy's. And that has picked a wise thing to give up the road there today. Okay keep your day job there. Jingle writer. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling out retired -- shout. OK that's it for the China wind today the chaplain is the recorded voice mail message service of our cars show. You can call leave a message in any hour of the day and night including weekends -- what number -- like -- -- -- -- messages 617779. 34696177793469. They -- some some illegal alien accidents and some drunken voters and that kind of stuff but I'll save it -- what -- the next hour we'll and we'll move along war breaks over Macs can have a full. A full boat but he halts and also that so that we can now make him a drink here do you. Yeah it was a little more lives are gonna feel like trap -- -- Forward before. You know you probably or. -- the most weighs 17100 pounds all he would have to do would be to put like -- bottle rocket or something it would probably kill me yet another producer had -- to be covered in chocolate.