Chump Line Wednesday July 11, 2012 - Empty Headed Joe
Wed, 11 Jul 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a caller who sneered at Vice-President Biden calling himself middle class Joe and called him empty headed Joe instead.
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
Automatically Generated Transcript (may not be 100% accurate)
If you look at human Third World medicine. Problems that we kind of lead found -- in pouring. I don't wanna get into I don't think you I don't think private physicians like myself we're gonna be allowed to open new hospitals is now one of the one of the lesser known. Sections of obamacare. I'm gonna stick with -- honest how -- carbon credits and just try to make enough money so that I can I can afford to. If I can afford to buy a private jet maybe I can afford to -- one -- he you know kidney transplant or something and in Costa Rica down the road. And the -- these students. Network has always been Caucasian politician. -- -- the ending though the end that was you know when he went in to the the alliance then and see the way he gave them some -- lines and he he took it and then they gave him a standing -- so I don't I don't think was a bad day for Mitt Romney. On the -- -- -- -- our war room that this please. Mr. Is deeply -- such -- this desperation. He had to work down pretty. Called a lot. It would really. I can't believe I can't get these pictures into the Boston Herald it's very frustrating -- me -- and get the picture -- I tried again today to get the picture of grainy Warren with Carlos and recast the state rep who was now one of the leaders of the war on women if you believe the charges against them. And I I think it's. Posing. A week ago today on the fourth of July. I can't get that picture in the paper and I can't get the picture in the paper of Bob Bruce man her husband. Yale man Harvard law professor sitting there on Father's Day with the beer bottle -- neck beer bottle just sitting there it's staring at the bottle cap like. Love very. Moreover he can someone tell me how I got this is rapid -- now all of the iron. So let's not get silly here. One of John Kerry knows how to get it again -- Pryor capped off of beer bottle. -- -- I'm my god I'm like everybody said I -- I think I don't know I have a much higher IQ than you do I suspect. Yeah what more do you need to know about someone if they if they tell you why would anyone tell you they were smarter than you. Why would they do that. If even if it's true the only thing you can do is. Makes a person this like you we've been more than they are probably already do. And odds are if you tell somebody you're smarter than they are you haven't figured that out so you're probably not nearly as Smart as you fight your war. Millions for always that debate at this rate you -- -- other people that is going to have what. On Friday night and the American people -- -- by approximately thirty -- what -- deal. Who what is million for me what does that mean I don't he's thinking that you make. I wish. Dream on dream on. And that how many books you use not -- your book I wish I had sold that many books in the you ID of I -- probably. I don't know I probably sold. Less than half a million I would say I hope more than half a million by I think probably less. The that the catalyst. From -- and being here it didn't -- -- -- caddie it would look like -- Oh. Listen I just want you to know I put on long pants and socks and shoes the -- adults and Cadillac so I would look like a bomb. Now I look like a bomb. You gonna do this. Give everybody else -- -- kick out of the same favor and just and I think frightening yes it the I'm going to I'm gonna go I'm gonna go down there and I'm -- -- -- I'm gonna drive down there in mighty in my swimming -- and -- samples and then I'm going to check -- To the cape Cotter in the nominal parliament my spear breast cancer in mice. Fresh polo shirt before I go out there. I was may have been -- understood that comment about Joseph Biden didn't stay here and driving. That he did great dad. I would know. I've never been able to get beyond the hair. You know they you know he has agreed pastor is saying he is a great at all I see okay I'm sorry I misunderstood. Posts ago about the hair and Prado he has here he is cares a lot like Frito Corleone -- -- you know. Tag along with -- we have art says my book and hit it -- -- government is really. No it won't be okay. One game and thought you brought up but you know. I'm gonna pay. Taxes. That I get out -- is. Think my column today I just wrote -- wrote about the fact that. Now you have this guy Carlos and Rica as we're gonna -- cuts from his girlfriend just a few moments here that he allegedly beat up on Sunday morning. He he he was in -- zip car because apparently he can't get a new registration preseason it is excise taxes in the city of Boston. So easy so he's he's he's another tax deadbeat Democrat. And he's represented. By. The daughter in law. Former senator Dianne Wilkerson who's currently doing a bit and in the end bury her second federal bit the first -- was for income tax of Asian. And before she was the she was the senator from Roxbury and before she was the senator from Roxbury. You had to -- senator. The previous senator was oil bowling senior who also did a bit in Danbury for income tax invasion. -- and then of course there's John Kerry who didn't pay the his sales tax on his new yacht. And not to mention the excise tax on the boat which was together was half a million dollars. And then there was one of the three convicted speakers -- Good time Charlie clarity federal income tax evasion and a million others I didn't even have room for. You know based solely on his voting history alone the only new vehicle that -- -- deserve to be riding. Is a tricycle -- -- is -- -- -- the power on top. Just say it. When does the statute of limitations ran out on on his on a -- vote. Wind the wind as he finally get a pass. When can we get a pardon from the president. -- -- You know get a better one and he had you know. Bullied for brains. I've heard him called -- for brains but never middle class go unfilled until he call themselves middle let's go. -- -- any organization. And national a OK you know like people. Barack Obama when it and look at it and they -- like that. They're being ready on an area. Yes. Yes. When you what is and what is national white history month by the way. -- -- -- Don't expect we will from the people of -- I it is a testament to the lead has -- here. -- wasn't even gonna mention today. He's he's he's in these he's introducing they've got a video of the owner of the patriots introducing his new girlfriend. Yeah. Well I'll just you know she's in a bikini obviously but it doesn't. We won't pay tax rates news I think we can effectively stop calling it -- asked. If it's exactly. The they it is frequently that was paying will be going up. That's it that's a very good point and you know well what else am tired of his hearing though Obama's that we can't afford. The tax cuts. It's like saying a bank robber saying I can't afford not to rob this bank it's not it's not his money to a -- order not afford it's our money. 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