Police Blotter Fax Friday June 29, 2012 - Naked Chef and Fart Rage

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Very nice their black they haven't lovely white seal on the very very nice -- I think Bob -- enough for disease that's very nicely came as a surprise. -- -- -- -- -- gonna -- money going to be the official prize for police blotter acts these the runners up they do not when the teacher at the first one is from Amherst. For the third time in less than a week police are investigating a report coming naked man in a public place crests. Put down that does sandwich for Michael's Alley and Linda put up the naked man. On Wednesday afternoon a section of naked moon -- from emerald -- rail trail off the south pleasant street near Amherst College to people. Reported a man with no clothes on standing in the middle of the past which is used by lockers. In -- clips the detectives. Got there and they did not they. Could not catch -- with the man he's just pretty fast but apparently keeps showing -- And we have a police dog who's serving with a North Carolina police department had its ear bitten by a suspect on the officers were serving -- -- -- that's another bath salts victim's Mac also electric tech guy wasn't on that there was a there was marijuana. Max is only to -- -- rookie canine worth about 151000. Dollars and considered. A law enforcement 151000. Dollars you know much to work it takes to train a police canine. That's worth more than my -- incidents. -- I daresay that the that this particular dog is not afraid of monies -- And afraid of bodies adjusted and see -- smell more holiday Sodom they chose to look the other way I've seen that before and it -- not wept when he swear I know we are asking humans. And CarMax. And made double -- is considered a law enforcement agent under state law had to be rushed to veterinarians opposite given more than a dozen stitches. After -- the man who nearly bit the docs here in two. Lucy Crockett the public information I was match going on disability. He's not he's a terrific -- and he was undaunted even though he was being bitten he did not -- the suspect ago. Max is inexperience. On May have shown during the alleged assault even though he did not let up on the suspect. He probably didn't return the level foursome were season -- would have applied given the circumstance it was seasoned board would have a witness to -- yes indeed in the season to him. Yes but Max Max is going to be fine and back on duty again. Thank -- that's -- Monticello Kentucky. Better be careful next time you wanna use the bathroom and a -- -- -- in this happens applicants at all I know what this is this is the globe apple and I. This is never happening holes are always -- Wal-Mart Wal-Mart police recover the story in Monticello because a woman was glued to the toilet seat. The -- stuck from more than an hour on the toilet because the seat was covered in super glue. The unidentified woman was taken in the hospital after emergency responders were able to get her off we are you looking -- it in in a related development it's always the people of Burger King at the drive through windows who's -- on the cops -- you know it never happens at McDonald's cheeseburger you know McDonald's it's the it's the drug addicts who falsely that then. At the time and if you noticed that too and that is also be like the -- rage attack is awesome amounts. When people look at exactly what they wanna come -- them one yeah. Found at an eighty year old man has been sentenced to anger management counseling after throwing his -- At a cashier and shook her when she denied him access to restore bathroom. You know when you got some the Whitey Bulger would there was anyone that check on the right -- hero like McCain he tells you he needs to -- -- I don't care most the public and let -- used African rostrum. But when the state trooper arrived they said the victim told Harris that the want -- the start -- his wife and asked employee Pekingese men's room. He was persistent in his request after the employee told mr. had no public restrooms and -- directed him to the victim who happened to be the supervisor. You've got on the street all meant to Wal-Mart well John Leo watch out for the secrets she's tall he's huge purple. -- -- if you use the portable toilets behind the building. Our bathroom and in nearby golf course in -- way container and demanded access to the bathroom he threw his -- the victim nearly striking air. And choked her with both Nancy release is grip after a few seconds I'm not attacking you're stopping accusing me he waited to be -- -- -- there -- but both hands around the throat. So now -- are we sure this is Whitey -- Well you know it happened just this past weeks ago I'm thinking there must ladies out there I didn't mention an orange jumpsuit and that's. Rockland Maine a five year old boy was rushed to Mass. General last night following a freak accident the Bangor daily news reports -- rapid jump rope around his wrist. With the other end of the rope dangling out a car windows the end of the -- got caught on a passing vehicle and Rockland severing his hands. The surgeons are trying this is what honey and maple always yeah. Happened to me. I mean you always thought it was just debates canard that it was just one of those urban legend CC -- mania where you up -- say in -- where did this said that this happened west of -- the -- South Portland Falmouth -- worded it happened exactly Rockland shut up. Can't shut -- up a -- our. While only wise guy Delilah might have gotten away with -- that means you avoid didn't the 35 real -- element was arrested after shaving her boyfriend had while he was sleeping. A neighbor concerned about the screaming and yelling she heard call police responding officers on an upset me an outside the resident Thomas saint Thomas. Who also was arrested. After the Thomas Thomas yes I'd gone to sleep when you look up somebody cut his hair. He didn't hole now how long the 36 year old there was before the -- asked for a haircut was the police said. The voice that he had passed out after drinking and she was mad she said at the ever came on track again. She'd shaved his head soon she did the Oklahoma drink and which -- in my head on your mind now this I think it's going to eat you gonna love this this -- -- -- -- back crime yes. We're running out time here sort Stafford Todd would recently had a Ford Focus electric to review and he was in Berkeley California at a cafe waiting for the card charge up. What is unbiased it was notification of the charging had been interrupted. He went to investigate the court was instant plug into a coda automotive -- It was decked out in manufacture license I'd never even thought about this it was very obviously dealer demo car he treated his displeasure and is at odds are we thought you were through. I still won an award or get my free gas slips were or get my free gas Australia to Paris the first one. Furious neighbor pulls gun on neighbor for parting. Upon discuss part of been silent but deadly but he probably wouldn't it upon himself in a dangerous situation in New Jersey man pulled a gun on his neighbor. After hearing the man passed gas in front of his apartment door. Who knew there can be -- Latin taunting police say new complaints resident returned to apartment defining naked man cooking breakfast in the kitchen. Cops later an American woman -- and I'm sorry with a moment try to come mosques and refreshing because I definitely in my year. Cops later identified the it was not until Benito -- as twenty year old Katharine Lee Ferguson implement. I've Sheen of friends -- homeowners to be away for the nine let themselves and their apartment by force the door open and cooking would you opt for whoever worth a. -- -- they say in in the nude that's just that's just so danger as it looks like -- with this woman in spite of being good looking when she's not under the influence of various things she looks like she was putting some of the bacon grease on OK -- that this just can't -- what about -- Ride the -- -- on the scene and he sees the -- NEC guideline from the -- is okay chased by an old man wielding a hammer. Right he said he says someone's got to be hammered. Elizabeth Warren. To house call today another exciting so police blotter thanks for. This case. Check out Katharine Lee Gifford the Gifford Griffin looks innocent to me not guilty I'm how we --