Chump Line Friday June 29, 2012 - Hernia Surgery
Fri, 29 Jun 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was an assertion that Chief Justice Roberts does not have to worry about having his hernia surgery at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Chump Line Thursday December 12, 2013 - Colored Lights
Thu, 12 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the query whether the term colored Christmas lights is now a racial dog whistle.
Chump Line Wednesday December 11, 2013 - Free Chuck Turner
Wed, 11 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of Nelson Mandela's last words: Free Chuck Turner.
Chump Line Tuesday December 10, 2013 - Lamborgenie
Tue, 10 Dec 2013
Our favorite cjump line message today was a caller making fun of Howie's mispronunciation of the name Lamborghinie. Howie called it a Lamborgenie and the caller wondered if he pronounced his car Gagwar.
Chump Line Monday December 9, 2013 - Staring At The Boob...
Mon, 9 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rsponse to the current arguement that men objectify women by staring at their chest. Our caller is watching the boob in the White House.
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