Chump Line Thursday June 28, 2012 - Spineless JellyFish
Thu, 28 Jun 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was an assessment of the court as a combination of jack asses and one spineless jellyfish.
Chump Line Monday December 9, 2013 - Staring At The Boob...
Mon, 9 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rsponse to the current arguement that men objectify women by staring at their chest. Our caller is watching the boob in the White House.
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
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Both Democrats. That we would go to prison for not having health insurance. -- can get good boots -- conditions and maybe even a prayer brought the carrier around. And you can get a real good real good health care just -- sell the -- -- -- -- is a usually geez I was the first. Member of the public health care that were all going to be getting in the future. The but dropped it off. And it not happen the -- court ruling I would like to tell America who are kind of your head and call. I do everybody -- Mr. President why you putting on that rubber glove. College kids they're gonna in the crafting her and only after hearing that the box yes. I'm credit it would not appeal and I don't know it Brett. Well -- read about cell last week goes pockets of guys who word would the club federation caller club fed -- rule is that federal prison system Bureau of Prisons. There -- tell me about this this this guy he he he. He had a heart attack on the Omnia in the yard. And so they rushed they rushed in to the infirmary and the economy they they got the oxygen tank down to a and they put that put the mask gophers space in the gonna try to bring him back. And they turned on the oxygen. Was empty oxygen -- was simply just died right there on the just died right there. Again this is Cummings all this is coming soon to a you could have the same you're gonna have the same great health care that sell the -- -- Well tally at today's ruling we now know definitively that makeup of the supreme courts or elephant. -- at this and the one by and let you know. -- wonder who could be referring to is the spineless jellyfish. Pretty pitiful pretty damn pitiful. -- leash you know at least Earl Warren you know the the the architect of all the disasters in the sixties and with the Warren court. At least he was was a former -- that fish you know what did John Roberts ever run for any thing. I think there were better off when they have them they had a few elected officials on the court. -- the Obama consistently. But on the bright side. It was. It was warranted it. Thank -- a little bit. I admit talking about Elizabeth -- much lately -- Okay you wanna -- little. Highest court Malaysia and yeah they look at the in my hand pump -- -- come out with a decision like that. Well there was four Kool Aid drinkers in the spineless jellyfish or somebody said you know I mean let's so let's go back to the words -- in the first hour. This is from the a minority opinion written by by Kennedy with help from Scalia. The court today decides to save a statute congress did not write. A dilapidated. Inoperable version of health care regulation that congress did not enact from the public does not support. Jumble. Of now senseless provisions. A -- that's pretty much right on the money isn't it. Biggest threat saying no constitutional. And -- like the -- -- yesterday Ted Kennedy have. And I can get the same spot my treatment this game. -- -- -- Yeah well old will alive by if if you're struck down with. With a brain cancer and you -- collapse on the -- well Aaliyah will play a medevac helicopter. Arrived to war two to immediately spirit -- to Mass. General so they can try to save your life or. Or will you be given a prescription of values and told to -- comeback on Monday morning. You know what -- what the Blackberry demonstrates that tranquilizer or medal remotely located out in the birds that it was. Made factory output after it was -- into an open interview. You wouldn't make his way to Brookline though and climb up a tree could make his way to the CVS enough Portsmouth. I think the record this. 179000. -- It is -- 32000 out here. It's start making reasonable decision but in 99% there. I do think they do think. Justice Roberts thinks that he's going to ever be. Covered under obamacare do you think he's counting on going somewhere. Somewhere special you know like Walter reader. Walter Reed successor hospital. Yeah Ali can I get the whole number of that guy you that Obama can stop that way. I get this -- that could break him trying to vote. It's funny how that didn't get much play -- network newscast was like that if the the the crazed NPR announcer saying Obama to stop Leo stop the rain. And again why why isn't why isn't Obama if Obama can do this with the whether. Why is that the that these wildfires in Colorado get worse and worse by the day I mean why isn't -- out there starting some starting some rain. Then. -- Is opt for and -- we have to band. In days. Yes -- because. Payback as they say is a real. Well you know what payback is. That was your last -- line message. Thank you for calling Kelly Connor you've jumped. All right that's it for the chump like today that your plane as they reported voice mail message service about -- car show. You call and leave a message of any -- or the day or night we may or may not play your message at this time each week day. If you like to leave such a message the number is 61777934696177793469. Well -- -- to today's ruling we now know it's politically the makeup of the Supreme Court or elephant. -- x.s and the one I'd let you know.