Chump Line Wednesday June 27, 2012 - Let The Storm Clouds Part
Wed, 27 Jun 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a take off on an NPR report that said President Obama made the rain stop in New Hampshire complete with thunder sound effects.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Thu, 16 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS
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Then -- -- hour -- so Orrin hatch is going back to the senate for seven. Count them seven terms. -- Look I'm the president that. Anyway. Well you know some people said that say now that that the real reason Biden is is vice president is because he makes. Barack Obama. Look. Intelligent. For at least of normal intelligence. That Obama didn't -- -- season. Everybody we're hearing and on its television and the economy it will be you. Now. Ask give about it ever body in the audience. I don't want you to make a -- offered to bring your fall one K statement up close to the TV set and put it up against the TV set. And it won't go back to where was. The balance to where was in 2006. To somebody. Shout -- And that's what can I get an eight man. It's can somebody shout a man. A by the way it's worse than that its worst. And the. This -- this was before before we just get ready to go to play it after I finish this part. Romney has propose this is the this is the narrator you know the the the objective reporter Romney has -- more tax cuts especially for the wealthy and more spending on the military. Mr. Obama says the only way he can do that without exploding the deficit is to cut. Government programs. And tax deductions that benefit the middle class. By the time the president finished speaking the rain had stopped and a little sunshine was peeking through the clouds. That gave David O'Donnell's Portsmouth one more reason to be impressed with mr. Obama through his -- of the creators of the -- -- There's an economy creates jobs helps education and straight into the weather. His efforts to make birth control more widely available. That means forcing a Catholic kept the Catholic Church to violate their role religious convictions and that's that's is like they are making birth control more widely available as if it needed to be more widely available and already he has. 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Green suits not even from thrown staffers like Jim Cramer -- but even he uses the phrase green shoots anymore. Wind that spot through the -- by a mile through security. Do -- bicycle if so why and and -- you know. Go ahead. But yeah. Joseph Biden a -- show what happened your hair. -- little joke. Jay from Chelsea said says Whitey Bulger -- letter of -- -- just been released that was signed by judge crater. The witnesses included -- air -- Jimmy Hoffa. What -- we had it. And a database of thought about it could be Arnold. And. -- You just didn't make a big enough pledged NPR. Or to the Obama campaign. -- -- -- Start with the -- But it was pointing out -- that -- win -- -- this guy on James for why he was the he was just nobody had ever heard of me was an off thirty. We're about is terrible childhood and how have been arrested me was a drug addict -- gone through all these terrible times. It turned out it was all BS everything in his memoir was made up. And -- wondering if she's gonna bring book that you brought him back she brought pride back and then basically grilled him. For an entire show about how bad he was wobble hiring wasn't why and he deceived her in all of the reading public. Now people wanna know is she would do the same thing with Barack Obama. Whether you know both the NCAA how we normally do like there's so that there's. Now I don't and I you know what I've and for as a football I do not follow the Harvard -- since. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- You who wasn't a fight because the -- never even -- the rabbit. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling haven't tired you shout. OK that's it for a chump like today that -- line is being recorded voicemail message service of our car show you call leave a message -- any hour that there might including weekends. 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