Chump Line Wednesday June 27, 2012 - Let The Storm Clouds Part
Wed, 27 Jun 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a take off on an NPR report that said President Obama made the rain stop in New Hampshire complete with thunder sound effects.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
Chump Line Monday December 2, 2013 - Howie's Death Panel
Mon, 2 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to Howie's head cold and the death panels that might pop up under Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday November 27th 2013-Trade Obama for Rob Ford
Wed, 27 Nov 2013
Our favorite message from todaywas a caller asking if we could trade President Obama for Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.
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And -- wondering if she's gonna bring book that you brought him back she brought pride back and then basically grilled him. For an entire show about how bad he was wobble hiring wasn't why and he deceived her in all of the reading public. Now people wanna know is she would do the same thing with Barack Obama. Whether you know both the NCAA how we normally do like there's so that there's. Now I don't and I you know what I've and for as a football I do not follow the Harvard -- since. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- You who wasn't a fight because the -- never even -- the rabbit. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling haven't tired you shout. OK that's it for a chump like today that -- line is being recorded voicemail message service of our car show you call leave a message -- any hour that there might including weekends. 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