Chump Line Friday June 22, 2012 - Granny Getting Hammered
Fri, 22 Jun 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reference to Granny Warren's favorite campaign phrase the middle class is getting hammered. The question was is Granny getting hammered for her birthday.
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
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Yes -- Curt Schilling had to put our money where about six profit cards -- famine. All of the mailroom manager call me. Few minutes ago and told me she had made the Chatham salmon and it was really good she's it was like swordfish. Only fresher than swordfish. Guess guess where I'm having for dinner tonight scallops in Chatham CM. And why I -- -- I thought everybody celebrate my birthday. Coming up at -- calibrated. -- -- after that Barack Obama. And getting hammered. A party gets under way at 615 a big happy he's out on route nine in Framingham. Iowa is added that there. -- -- -- -- -- -- It I tell you though they caught they -- Scott Brown though they get a they're really having -- fun with this thing. With this kings and queens you know yesterday you said. Another radio show that you know since -- have been some very good meeting with the kings and queens and prime ministers on a daily basis senator senator. And so they announced well he made a mistake it was just a one time deal. Well they just the you really get the track -- going around them you know we've we've talked about this before whenever there's a public appearance there's a days it was Warren has somebody follow on him just like he has somebody following her. And apparently had been saving visa they've got they've got three more on where was talking about kings and queens going back to last year. In the deals when you've been reported that can continue to make of the equipment recycling -- recycle that got you more. Didn't they use some of the stimulus money to buy those trash cans are -- your solos trash cans worth about that were. Didn't they cost. Tens of thousands of dollars. Tens of thousands of dollars for trash -- Too bad that Curt Schilling did make trash cans in addition of video games. With that would have been green. -- thought maybe if they called it just grew 38 green studios are green thirty day. -- goes. A game and vertical movement it was a tribute. Political. And. -- this word undocumented. You know the word usually associated with illegal alien suits it's about to be used. In the Liz Warren campaign in the Boston hello. Was Warren is an undocumented. Native American. It's not so much. Nicer than calling your faith in me. Which is what she really is. -- -- -- -- -- All I would actually gonna. Point in the world. Before the war. You know what he. He's he's adhesive. This -- senator and not not the greatest human being in the world but I'll bet he'll do pretty good job of playing Romney. You put that in 1940. We are excited. Maybe 1930. But that's 1940. You've seen in the yearbook I see I've seen the yearbook. It's -- -- -- she graduated from high school when she was when you when she was 27. She graduated high school which was in 1966. Northwest class in high school. Where she was the Betty make Betty Crocker homemaker up tomorrow. Very very prestigious award -- also named miss congeniality. -- it. 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