Chump Line Wednesday June 20, 2012 - C4 in Chatham Salmon
Wed, 20 Jun 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was an ersatz gangster relating how they had tried to blow up Howie by putting C4 explosives in a Chatham Salmon aka a shark.
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Thu, 16 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS
Chump Line Wednesday May 15, 2013 - Poisoning The Water
Wed, 15 May 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to the potential terrorists at the Quabbin Reservoir, the water supply for Boston. - they are trying to poison our water because we won't drink the kool aid.
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