Chump Line Tuesday June 19, 2012 - Coke Dealer
Tue, 19 Jun 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a black market coke dealer who was looking for the soda not drugs since Cambridge wants to ban sodas.
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
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Want the war on how always -- real old fashioned soda made with real sugar and only available in two leaders servings. And be available. At every. Point in the border between Somerville and Cambridge. Yeah I heard this helped give the -- that this couple people who run out of order choke on their bread that separates Iraq. Yeah everyone will have drink wine now right -- that'll be that'll make things a lot safer and more helpful in Cambridge if everybody's happy in the bag when they leave the restaurant. We didn't stop picking on war Elizabeth Warren and her crap -- Probably and there aren't that. Aren't comfortable on the only problem they can't remember that it's just that it's possible. -- -- Below Oklahoma where the crabs run wild from the plains. And it would you know -- -- -- this -- and right now I'm -- -- that award -- there. You blame him. Do you blame them I mean talk about eighty. Cynical person you know. Mean and again I cannot believe that is the stuff I read in the the moon -- -- him down and over the papers message board. Who cares about this it's only your wing nuts. Let's talk about the real issues like Scott Brown gets all this money from Wall Street. -- He gets less money from Wall Street than. -- any Warren does you'll understand math. Has George Soros ever held a fund raiser for Roscoe brown I don't think so he has held one for -- Warren. Who makes more money granny Warren or Scott Brown. And their spurs and their respective spouses. Randy Warren does -- lives in a more -- along what upscale community. Grammy. In Cambridge. On winning on the streets or Scott down and rent them on the Rhode Island line. That. Wipe out what -- it joke about it big culprit. I -- I what I wanna know what this carbonated water count I mean then I've been on their very he very unclear. In this said directive to the Cambridge public Health Department. Oh by the way it was unanimous. Hampshire much shocked. Four nothing vote in the City Council it means a lot of people weren't there but still premiums. What the Kennedy spoke cause that is -- this I'll go off the property taxes all the green way. And god knows what about penalties involved is it pale that would let that and it. -- The. Why are the taxpayers. Paying for fitness. Institute -- so called the study of dissent. What the study of the senate. He what are we gonna again we what are we gonna have a cafe where they serve waitress sandwiches here here or we're gonna have body 88 in Oldsmobile Belmont that. Hanging from the ceiling. Or gonna have glass bottom boat Cecily is so the Taurus can go on force and CEO waved to Ted Kennedy's ex girlfriends. We what is what's this element in this whole thing about the house to that is another scam. Mean that there's no scam that these people over our our are above don't want. They they what they wanna do is they want to. Sell the house technically. To the it took to the institute and then they'll they'll be del -- rip that out or -- loan it out a couple of days a year. An -- that time they'll be living and it and it won't be on the tax rolls and of course that you have Gary if you remember have been pounding you know portrayed on the year. Right on the water it's a perfect location they got to be paying through the nose for taxes but they're not going to be paying for long. And and it's. The only thing. I've got. As -- want somebody the the menus state that -- the church comes from the axis school -- where she got her political start and they've got the menus the the snack menus. I I'll bet you can imagine. Big and kiwi and bananas is not so how big on. Peanuts and twinkies. It's anecdotal and -- daughter and apparently you. But soda is now blood you know the rest of us only outlaws will have soda. Doesn't matter what. Elizabeth Warren but it long it's all up -- ball and don't if you break. I'm not -- you know the other thing too you know sometimes they say. Well it's good that how we wrote another column vital as with Warren because now he and Scott will have plenty of time to play polo -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- A. I think in this case they weren't yet they did a while waffle paw on the the on the Andrea Mitchell. Silly us with Mitt Romney but they didn't have anything do with this debate there were -- For once they were innocent bystanders apparently. Have been hearing about Andrea Mitchell both accurate and it brought upbeat chippewa -- I'd like to know that Scott Brown really truck. Well god bill. I don't think he ever trust them might be played this thing very well I think he it's worked out. It's worked out splendidly and the don't know I think two people we didn't we forgot to mention it. Reward they had the golf tournament than they had the this fiscal the cub scouts or some some group like that. Doing via pledge of allegiance and they cut out under god. Mean they they. Now we most people most a lot of news news there are good getting away from wanna take you know the good did just -- government -- shot but a message and NBC MSNBC CNBC here just go -- -- us. Let's hope that it benefits given that Latin acuity and I. Family tried to move on okay. In the paper this morning -- that's terrible thing. By the way seven anyone says on the Poland mortgage tax -- compound brings in 56000. A year to the counterparts from Beaumont anymore. Only 56 grand bats at. They've already I mean how much more of a break that they want. War didn't -- and a -- cracker. Here homemakers of America. I thought she won the Betty clock award for all over comments of the over the last two months not only having to do with the the the Indian ancestry but everything else that she's been involved in including the plagiarism of the recipe is the I'm the first breastfeed her on the New Jersey Garcia might parents while because of the anti Indian prejudice might. My ia grandma great grandmother was dead during the -- Russia mean every everything she says. Is there's something wrong with that. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling out retired -- -- All right that's it for the trump like that it troubling is the recorded voice mail message service of our car show you can call leave a message of any hour of the day or night including weekends. The -- plain numbers you like to leave such a message is 61777934696177793469. We may or may not play your message at this time each week day. Well -- gamble that the path. Like how that would help the profit big culprit you shot.