Police Blotter Fax Friday June 15, 2012 - No Good Deed and The Suitcase Traveler

Friday my name is -- At least a lot of things -- ladies and gentlemen. Stories. This time of the week again Friday evening and -- like to. Have any. We have police blotter for. It's Friday all week long we ask you to send them. Funny stories are items from your local daily weekly newspaper from the police blotter -- -- walk column what are they call the police. Incidence column or can be a standalone police story. You can either faction to us it's 6177793467. 6177793467. Kids are going what daddy what's facts. Or you -- or you can you can email do you email them to -- how we car at W war Kerio dot com and that this prime each week each Friday we pick the best ones. In our opinion the funniest ones and read them over the year of the two best of the week in our opinion get a nice price when they get this -- they're gonna gonna. T shirt and a beautiful flag from rock and cement block complex since after -- like being with us now will be Iraq -- an important flight tomorrow. As the guest and we'll have lots of them who would drive Mayor Bloomberg crazy Hannah. As you do every time do you do DN signing their is the runners up they do not win the prize is the first -- from the Woburn police department. Police responding today distraught after Reza reported she stopped her car in her driveway and got out to pick up a died. The woman told police she fell out of the vehicle as it began rolling backwards to vehicle crossed over the street struck the curb -- -- And a stone wrong she did refuse medical treatment. -- could what was the largest lion in the driveway again else. She's doing you know should worry about the dogs she tried to pick up the -- This is -- from the Associated Press a southern Illinois man awakened to find a spider in his bed and in a panic. -- a blast door outside his home. The man's identity was not released but that's one year old -- sleeping in the buff when he spotted the spider. Mike Judge to police chief said he apparently ran through last storm endured during his escape cutting his arms legs and a finger in to be treated the hospital. Authorities. So why and why he arrived at the hospital with a with a beard Trimmer -- -- ensure that your -- While authorities fielded numerous reports of a bloody streaker. And later found a man backed his home where he dodges some shorts isn't clear what kind of spider he encountered. No drugs or alcohol were involved in nine -- France might find a spider in my -- I'd -- Shrieking and running to him. Many textures are pointing out that Hitler was also very good paper -- supposedly. And -- was a painter and isn't paper hanger a a euphemism for a check tighter but is true that's true too. Lawrence Kansas a couple of arrested after Lawrence Kansas police found two bound children. Any Wal-Mart parking lot. In a bizarre crime the prosecutor still has no idea what a couple would allegedly tie up their own children in a busy Wal-Mart parking lot. Adopt a Gomez 52 and his wife Deborah Thomas 43 have made their first court appearance as a couple were arrested. In the morning after a customer noticed a child -- hands bound behind his back in the Wal-Mart parking lot. The child was outside of the film is broke down suburban it's one of those quaint customs of their culture. When the officers -- drunk they discovered a five year old boy is seven year old girl tied up and blindfolded. There -- three other children in the car -- detect the police several hours to convince to unlock the doors. How many children were there in the car and there were six and all six children and their name -- the name Gomez Gomez that we check their immigration as a state thinks that the it doesn't say it does it they think that these suburban actually broke down. And they've been living -- cents for like three days they were on their way to visit there on house in search of work. And -- surely weren't sure didn't say in search of no work. You know I'm not sure if anything to be asking that that's up to the press writers in the Asus -- Kansas. Temecula. Naked man robs a massage parlor the owner of a Temecula massage parlor has been charged with a felony. After authorities say she conspired to steal from whatever customers as -- naked on a massage table. Eat candy Jiang is facing one count of robbery in Hawaii -- -- Well she says that these guys broken -- her and her employees and to our customers up however. When you look at the surveillance video she's given a big behind 21 of the robbers coming and she says she did it too. On the you know I think -- -- stuck in my mind if you told me that don't you place in North Carolina called the whole war -- town North Carolina and they open up a forty pound massage parlor. And one of Leo local state legislators got up and try to file like a home rule petition in Raleigh to outlaw massage parlors with and within it's certain number of feet of a church because there were within a hundred feet of the forty -- Baptist church and so you can get massages on your little. On your arms and and in feet and other appendages. Okay. Wow are you than the forty pound moose lodge Reynolds stick in my mind forever. Norris town Michael also -- one likes that story I'm sure there. Turns out -- aren't always keepers in my -- counting. A man who didn't take a reasonable measures to be good samaritan found himself on the wrong side of the law instead of immediately trying to find the owner of a -- that was dropped to skip Jack convenience store. Joseph com Bernard heartened Steen pocketed the wallet and for actually for heart -- -- his debris was caught on tape. He US -- brought up bunch pleading guilty to misdemeanor charges of theft of property lost enormously in connection. -- With the incident the judges who accept this plea agreement told him to. Pay 351. Dollars or restitution to the skip Jack man who owned the lost while. An investigation is not let's be listened to you because you I know a few founder light instinct god put the wall in my path yet as easy putting your pocket. Who says I'm not religious it does I don't like being called an atheist. I believe that god works in mysterious ways yes and if you did that Montgomery County Maryland your ass is grass they're going to arrest him. By the ways in the I misquoted the state -- about them -- -- them so much program said mr. speaker. They have an advertisement for forty town massage parlor and says they tickle your fancy and other extremities. Okay and you dispute came to youth through attacks are teaching don't know what I remember I remember this was one from my favorite stories it recovered were close working for the Winston-Salem journal. Even though I couldn't get him to allow me to go into the to work undercover at the morning down. Massage parlor to see what was what was really going on here. South of the Alamo a seventeen year old boy accidentally shot and killed himself with a semi on -- can handgun it was just an accident under the influence of alcohol. Deputies spoke to the eighteenth highly intoxicated father who told them he. This what is this when they fired that the that the gas container they heard now. Now and isn't -- another highly toxic and I and a him when they were in his back yard where they heard a gunshot and saw him drop apparently he was a -- and friend how to use the. Begun -- ricocheted -- that's that's the -- does is yeah. A fact well over this past week did you read it earlier this thing it's in the -- And Manchester township man is facing numerous charges it was a dreamer who was killed by the way okay. And Manchester township man faces drug charges after police that he tried to make a deposit of marijuana at a bank. Northern York county regional police responded to me drug related call to a bank in the first -- arsenal run of bank employee. Went to the drive through lane guy went to tackling in places identification pay check deposit slip and a small -- bag of marijuana into the tube. That gets sent to the Tyler. I'd like Tyler posit this we'd -- might. Singing music yeah. The teller completed the transaction set them marijuana aside and returned it to you before calling 911. Good for them I have to say all right these are the two winners. The first one. Burglar helped by judge breaks into her car. 32 year old Philip Bernard who they believe this homeless. Was facing judge Lillian sing last week after he missed an earlier court appearance check -- probation progress this isn't San Francisco. During a proceeding sing let Bernard opt for the warning saying she wasn't happy with him. And -- should seek help I told him he'd better get into a harm reduction program and get going with a job search any harm reduction. Yeah. However short time later this is involved getting a puppy you know mind the short time later apparent officers were passing by an Alley behind the courthouse. So they spotted Bernard using a weighted -- to smash the rear passenger window on the car and intent to an of the vehicle. The officers ran the car's plates and discovered the vehicles registered to judge saying he did it right hander Mike knows that the -- is just one of 16100 killed most of them do really while. He was our right -- idiots you move back judge exactly. And the other when Aaron. Woman arrested for visiting man through suitcase police say fifty year old -- woman is in trouble because of her relationship baggage but it's not the emotional kind. -- After workers at her boyfriend's downtown Portland apartment complex discovered the man was sneaking her into the building by hiding her in a large rolling suitcase. She was banned from the building last year for breaking a fire extinguisher on during an argument are -- and -- prior to -- case during an argument. Police were notified when a caller reported a man had kidnapped a woman plays turn a pink suitcase and taken into the apartment building. Officers and searched the apartment and found her hiding in closets. Our those the two winners thank you. Tune in to how we call a week from today for another exciting episode -- police -- thanks Brian. This case.