Chump Line Monday June 11, 2012 - Free Hors Doevres
Mon, 11 Jun 2012|
Our favorite chump line message today was a comment on Howie's decision to stop by a bank opening so that he could have the free appetizers for dinner.
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
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That was the day the straight -- him. So I had two pieces of lemon cake -- my question is is stranger came so how are you doing stuff from the bank to stop three or terrorists because they had meet me anything for two or three hours. And I wanted to just be neighborly -- -- simply did get the bank open. And the food was -- it was pretty tasty. Clint Walker -- you start can spark or a school -- Sure I did vote is the name. That's that's approach to show that this is not often brought back it's not often mentioned. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Thank you don't forget what happened Monday. He heard. He called me. You know I was reading I was reading his column yesterday is called The Herald reads just like you re just like the show. Somebody somebody had a seventeen year old -- CN. And the -- -- the -- have a bloated distended stomach and that taken with the veterinarian and it had died. There were angry they thought that that somehow they just seventeen year old -- could've been say how many times we have questions like that. Home I have that for now. Mr. Bloomberg we put the Turkey bacon. Mr. Colbert -- Fort -- about one output. Know what about the divorce rate -- we don't -- That we used diet mayonnaise now. So I would use kind of experience putting my idea exactly he knew will. -- we look at who. That's fitting punishment he's been indicted by it and you don't -- -- -- Leo cool conspirator. In an area and discrimination laws. Leo I site. Touches loses its -- you lose Dutch c'mon wake up. -- to a music in the -- on your rug or anything this time. By keeping money into the private sector unions. Union leaders make public a good job in these guys. Mentioned and -- -- oil industry. I would I would love to give the MCAS test of Barack Obama. I think it's could be going back to summer school with Chelsea I think. Aren't perfect candidate -- or else I'm Eric yeah. There's never such a thing is too much free publicity. -- my name have been included in math that's sensing memorandum Michael the government is very easy column of. Probably be terrible state law -- Bristol they locked in the NBA playoffs. They've lost in the NHL playoff and now they're in last place what are we gonna bills. I know they it looked like we were gonna come Thursday it looked like we were going to the finals in the -- they belong it. Twice in a row. What's wrong with them. Now it's all over here than that -- tiger salamander. Or experience a good -- here. I'm surprised Kerry didn't volunteer to go down and get them there. Lot of people out of the the -- for us yesterday about the bear was of alternative for sexual persuasion given that he -- that -- -- Always I -- and those that claim that just got into those killed somewhere in the area for a hundred million spot. So I know I don't have put new deal that Clinton because I always because he's more about this month. Thanks for say that I hope I do get a I don't like to get a new deal well I'd settle for itself perhaps that I'd settle for fifty million dollars. Actually I just settle for getting the hell out here. Or really wasn't that it attacks -- Axelrod and -- records you know look at it that moment that document on apple. Were cracking down on vessels here in Massachusetts thank god. -- ever seen Obama's commerce secretary. And lieutenant governor says Marty is that with the same kinds. What is one that is couple differences and Maurice and it was not going a hundred Nate miles an hour and September he did not anybody else's car just total this state cart that he apt to be driving side. And by the way we have just come up with a new method we're gonna try to find out what kind of -- she was making enough. You know we don't win because of the separation of branches of government we can't get his cellphone records but we can't get other people's cell phone records we have suspicions. But someone here the state police may have called early on the morning of November 3 and we're filing a Freedom of Information Act western. Get that person's cellphone. That was your last -- line message thank you for calling out retired U shelved. Okay that was it for the -- -- say that trump like is recorded voicemail message service we archery and call leave a message. At any hour that they are night including weekends. We may or may not play your message at this time each week that.