Chump Line Thursday June 7, 2012 - Smoke Signals
Thu, 7 Jun 2012|
One of our favorite messages on today's chump line was Elizabeth Warren calling in to recouint how she used to use a blanket with the tailpipe of her white MG to send smoke signals to her friends.
Chump Line Friday May 24, 2013 - Crazy Eddie Markey
Fri, 24 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reenactment of a classic appliance commercial. Our version was for Congressman Crazy Eddie Markey.of these documents he again. If if there was nothing in these tax returns to see they wouldn't be releasing them. On Memorial Day weekend. Late. On Friday afternoon. Correct. The last minute about Anthony Weiner but I -- know they make good -- My answer is yes you -- yet but it. Like that would said the
Chump Line Thursday May 23, 2013 - Lone Wolves
Thu, 23 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic remark regarding the terrorist attack in London "Is anyone keeping track of the Lone Wolves?"to was crappy schools and -- the middle class guy. I mean. Deval Patrick went through Milton Academy he went to Harvard College she went -- Harvard Law School. Is he still. Couldn't pass the bar exam don't give up funding. Because I don't think it will cut people's. Until his third try. That you have Barack Obama . Went to Columbia University went to Harvard Law School. He thinks they speak Austrian in Austria he thinks they speak Arabic. In
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
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He was a member of this. Far left acorn organization and its. It's more Republican smear tactics. It's racism is what it is kind of like asking about Elizabeth Warren to ancestry. The president making jokes about the broad variety of they diplomatic you'd ever want to -- let's. Well I'd get diabetic problem on the best way to escape from the Oval Office when would -- straight -- -- Man. Officer mark says that show. It to get ventures it in his nicotine patches. Atlanta -- Young man what I think about that it could go to jail when they haven't going up and alcohol. I had to get out of my hand you put up like -- make -- my cousin had multiple platforms like an old. It. Seven anyone says the -- Campbell took the elephants across the Alps remains are impassable due to it quite sure isn't harsh no fall. I didn't know that that's a pretty good month. 518 says how we in Vermont and upstate New York your preempted by the yankees' pregame. You know in which sports at an art. 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Who was the auditor before Joseph the new -- there's no way should I mean the -- -- -- -- -- you should know what either but I'm just saying she wants to be the United States senator from Massachusetts. It should exist -- coastline and western mass. So -- I don't think I don't think she has a real good grasp on the sporting events I mean she's and his she's following in the tradition of -- Coakley in that regard. Yet -- -- open -- about what about it -- I want to have but quite as good as opposed -- -- but -- didn't. They still have ashtrays in the White House. Now I think they're all on. But lamps lamps will take place of an ashtray but it's not as it was convenient his first trip to pull out the blog wall. The root for the Boston Celtics can't wait and race. Hugo Adam. You know it's amazing you know early on don't graduate of Ohio State 1962. That's that's fifty years ago. And he still starting he's the heart of the team. I believe they'll -- when he of that graduating high school class that. But it by their -- their vehicles that have solar in on new rule would be very he's. Hopefully it will be -- -- have their own house that the economy for quite -- the. The solar shingles is good but -- is even better is the food you know assume will be growing crops without. Fertilizer. And soil or my favorite part of water. -- reason that the president didn't talk about these days still Biden told the. You know was. Every day is -- day for the president without -- school put up dollars. That was your last -- line message thank you for calling out retired -- jumped. OK that's it for the trump blind to the trump when is the recorded voicemail message service about how we are sure you call leave a message at any hour that there tonight including weekends. The -- number if you like to leave such a message is one. 61777934696177793469. We may or may we may or may not play your message at this time each weekday afternoon. Atlanta wants the young man went back. I think about that it -- go to jail. How they haven't grown up grown up in Oklahoma had to get out of my hand you open up like I don't know exactly. Epithets while ago and I think you know. He was shot. I like his Liz Warren act accent. Like the gravelly voice part of it she went for many MG to a BMW. Are there are some consistent. Things in her life.