Chump Line Wednesday June 6, 2012 - Why So Glum Chum?
Wed, 6 Jun 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a sarcastic question to the on air staff of MSNBC the morning after the failed recall bid against Governor Walker in Wisconsin: Why so glum chum?
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
Automatically Generated Transcript (may not be 100% accurate)
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You know nobody cares about Elizabeth -- so who cares if she lied about being an Indian there's no proof that that she ever rally used the used terrorize Indian bacon in credentials to get a job at Ivy -- college yet there's no proof because the Ivy League colleges won't release the documents. It's -- I'd be legal merit but silence. Hey how he can do you have -- -- page thirty. Extra extra read all about it -- battle with got a governor -- recall elections stays very. What do you want me to say we sell on the newsstands. We figured everybody -- knew about knew about it we didn't. There -- yet for ideological reasons leave me. And drone attack killed -- number who will kinda guy. -- -- -- -- -- Like that they had some pictures of a mom on TV last night they were they were over. Blocking out the face of the guy that was walking with them like he's some kind of you know good citizen who might be irreparably -- his good reputation if he was if he appeared with this a terrorist. It does -- exit polls that among the days people. Evidently they didn't like the -- the -- democracy. Were left to play and it'll cut that whole war. That whole sound -- but really it's it's just too good that's -- -- the guy who. They lose and it's the end of the world might. Volunteered for -- Voted today you say -- very disappointed a lot of folks here outside the capitol tearing your opinion tonight we're just disappointed this is the in the democracy. We just don't spend 34000004. Million dollars right. This was this as the biggest election an American I hope you Kimi and I. Because this hurts us all every single one you out there in the nation after watching. Democracy like our emotional. And does that and -- this is that if we didn't wind died and the USA as we know it just happen. 34 million -- million dollars. We don't play the embargoes but the people you see here behind me and the people you -- here. Get it done. It's democracies at. The -- of my health care. Brazilians -- the end of the US -- we know it. It. -- That's definitely how it feels he sees proving it oh with his actions today are alive or non actions his fundraising. -- but it is pretty. -- to -- it didn't go down. What they bring in Jimmy Hoffa the brakes on what Jimmy Hoffa junior breaks some legs didn't threaten to the room to make blood run in the streets. For the first time in my adult life. I am proud of Wisconsin. They're remember if that's what -- set in 2008 after her husband won some primaries she's at for the first time in my adult life I'm proud of the United States. She wasn't proud I guess Wednesday. -- are go to Princeton when she didn't have these SAT scores and didn't get in the Harvard. Even though she didn't have the proper LS safety scores to go to Harvard Law School. Where you know you'll get -- now Obama. Margaret if I had. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Unions lied. Democracy. Did have a liberal but it. Does. Oh. -- Go ahead. These guys. You'll do -- -- says. And includes. Being. Because. And made girls. This film being loans. For all girl -- -- -- There is often. -- It always that guy is a democracy is that sure sounds a lot like the guy from occupy Toronto who was trying to make about a world. He does doesn't he does sound a lot like him but I think it's -- -- there are different guys that was the guy rental library in the cops came and they swept but this library. We have that greatest. -- -- -- -- -- -- What is it because in the profiling courage award although. Republicans who stood up. But right thing in fiscal responsibility out with content. -- -- -- Yeah. What are the chances that. Scott Walker -- in the union thuggery every year and half now. We'll get a profiles in courage award from the Camelot I'd also Kennedy's school. That's those chances. It's only what I glorious morning. Up one girl walks. That fact no good I have SN BC. Market armored column -- is why they thought the shot. I hope Ed Schultz is gonna give us an update on his statement last night that. Governor Walker is about to be indicted I was a very very. The responsible thing for him to say I'm sure he's got a lot of proof to back about. How could you have written a book signing and Bar Harbor this summer you didn't know the public is invited. Well how did you think -- people. -- I mean it may it may be speech to group of people to some some group that's. They closed dinner that's what that's meant. That was your last jump line message. Thank you for calling out retired -- company. Minutes of the chump like Mitchell plan is the recorded voicemail message service about how we are sure you can call leave a message in any -- -- the day -- night including weekends. -- playing number if you like believe such a messages 61777934696177793469. We may or may not play your message at this time each weekday. What I glorious morning. Or at Norwalk. That fact so turned. Is there a lot of drama club and that is why I thought oh -- -- confident.