Chump Line Monday June 4, 2012 - Still Looking For The Coastline
Mon, 4 Jun 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a reference to Elizabeth Warren thinking there was a coastline in central Massachusetts.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
Chump Line Monday December 2, 2013 - Howie's Death Panel
Mon, 2 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to Howie's head cold and the death panels that might pop up under Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday November 27th 2013-Trade Obama for Rob Ford
Wed, 27 Nov 2013
Our favorite message from todaywas a caller asking if we could trade President Obama for Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.
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You release issued miles and she did what he said I when he -- that we blame me like I was fooled wasn't full month for an instant. You guys do any credit. She doesn't give. You that the convention humans they can find coastline. Did she get to a nice clam shack on the shores of the Connecticut River. We know right Deval Patrick stepped in front of the look at it while it. I think he defeated street fighter somebody couldn't which does -- -- and -- That's right in the empty Soviet Union in -- will moms can got those they hurt. The pain the pain. Whether it's if you ever get caught lying. Today. I don't care about that subject. No no that's not what you say you say. The middle class is getting hammered and Scott Brown did -- he is hammering of the middle class. And I'm gonna put an end to this hammering of the middle class. I always thought about that itself. And I haven't. Pretty good it's -- Emmy -- We got some T -- -- give away some T shirts again we have a lot of T shirts left you can still order meant copper exports were in -- main instead of -- that -- -- -- or wherever the Indian is in the middle played the Massachusetts state -- we now have Liz Warren in -- in a business suit. And we. That was the -- They've really got that would. One hour. -- Black and applaud. And she's more addiction does more or something along the law which banks of the of the fresh pond. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling have a tire -- OK that's it for the -- like -- that your plan is the record of voicemail message service of we are sure you can call leave messages and now or that there and I including weekends at trampling numbers you like to leave such messages 6177793469617779346. Mine. Remember and a player message at this time each weekday. Did -- credit doesn't give. You would that the convention human being an open mind and called on. She.