Joe Biden And The Plumber
Wed, 23 May 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a cover of the old ditty Boop Boop Diddy Diddy Wattum Choo only our version was dedicated to Vice-President Biden and his love of plumbers.
Chump Line Wednesday June 19, 2013 - IRS Is Coming For You
Wed, 19 Jun 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a cover of the old Nancy Sinatra help These Boots Are Made For Walking. Our version was dedicated to the IRS.It. Here or certificate. To prove they're there and we -- Or illegal aliens people back in her home country. Why or what. -- not sure I got the first part of that did you get it sandy. Apparently. Puerto Ricans have to go back to get a birth certificate from Puerto Rico to prove that there are American citizens whereas we can't make you know illegal aliens go back to do anything. Yeah we also can't even make people. Prove that their citizens before they before they vote. Which.
Chump Line Tuesday June 18, 2013 - Curly Hair
Tue, 18 Jun 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was the acerbic remark that Howie's new hair transplant used hair from his derriere because he always wanted curly hair.
Chump Line Monday June 17, 2013 - Sort of Upset Howie lost weight
Mon, 17 Jun 2013
Our favorite Chump Line message today was was a message from defendant Whitey Bulger that Howie no longer looked like himself since he now has more hair and is thinner with no glasses.Isn't this great and misdemeanor conviction for domestic violence will cost -- gun rights but you can still get end of an illegal aliens . Is it great. Is a great. And you could -- out into the country no matter how egregious the crime you canprofessor more losses last studies at Harvard University. About the number of illegal aliens on welfare. I wouldn't. I think that's you have a wonderful father that he didn't get that long term care insurance policy
Chump Line Friday June 14th, 2013 - North Dakota in Canada?
Fri, 14 Jun 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was in reference to Sen. Mary Landrieu who said that South Dakota didn't border Mexico but it did border Canada, which prompted a caller to ask if he needs a passport to go to the Canadian Provence of North Dakota.
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Gonna get inside the Seattle library with Obama's name -- you know all the great authors of the past you know Pickens. Shakespeare. Obama. Still can't believe it but you know that's that's political correctness. Let's Harvard was so desperate they -- unabomber notes yeah I know I saw that that's in the globe by the way didn't -- did mention that last week the unabomber's no national oil smoke you -- -- the globe by the globe finally caught up whether. Today that he he said the awards eight life sentences he had gotten. OK that's it for the -- like today that -- line is the recorded voice mail message service about we are showing call leave a message of any power that day or night including weekends. We may mean a -- message at this time each weekday at the top line number if you'd like believe such a messages. 61777934696177793469. Doubles too bad movies because mode the publisher who would. Both the movies until completed in the -- too stupid to know what -- return from Puerto.