Police Blotter Fax Friday May 18, 2012 - Crab Leg Brawl

Friday my name is ready. -- -- -- -- -- Story is true. Now for police blotter fast right. All week long we ask us in the your funny items stories from the local daily weekly newspaper. They may have a column called the police law group police blotter or could -- a stand -- story about the cops but it just got to be funny that's all we asked for you can. Stocks from tourists at 6177793467. Yes we still packed machine. Or you can emailed directly to me at how we car at W war Kerio dot com how we score at W war KO dot com but the two best. Entries of the week and receiving nice. Nice gift. And and that's those of the 2002 winning entries were also read them the best runners up as well one of the winners if this week's I think that they should get. The hot off the press any word teacher math that's I'm thinking yes will give your -- weren't teach -- -- -- reward teachers two winning entries this week yeah -- to be re Packers on a variety. Once I shouldn't read okay and the assumption Peter back and that's okay because I have another one victory I have another one. Incensed by about the messed up cheeseburgers they purchased it McDonald's drive through window to Tennessee man allegedly returned to a fast food joint and vandalized. The peeved patrons were currently set off by the possibly onions cheese burgers. Now. The year they're pictured and I don't want it is in mug -- one of these guys has been in the drugs I don't know if somebody came at him over with when an onion with the onion -- copy them over that with a -- And in an interview with cops one of them told -- -- said the -- was upset with mcdonalds because their cheeseburgers have been messed up you've been advised that that they went home and continued to drink beer and got worked up about the cheeseburgers. -- go -- That cheeseburger so. Needed more billions on it whenever I go to a Cherokee fast. -- lord puts plenty onions on it its -- Cherokee cook book you know. Okay Cindy are right even though runners up they do not when mean I was so magnificent. Grainy warranty sure. This first us from Woburn. -- Woburn woman reported that she's going through divorce and her husband stole her cat as collateral. According to the woman means that he took the Persian cat and overturn an. When she gives him her wedding ring please advise women to get a protection or protection or protection on a protective order production. A -- order at Woburn district court. Tiffany can what's the chance name in -- and distance as a person. Reminds him that O Henry story you know where they they steal the kid and they give -- all the other brands -- regime Yemeni and that -- Paying money to get rid of the did. I actually I left -- -- wrestle Wisconsin by the way cats are not necessarily read chief. -- my cat that I brought in here that daylight Q and you like -- -- -- I kite talking to them more than one occasion. So don't don't pretend you don't like looking -- is the importance in the -- and I believe you. Russell Wisconsin police are linking -- Wisconsin talked to sheep. My -- to misunderstand I think -- -- are looking into a garage burglary last week and they say. The thief was unfair. The agreement -- press gazette reported that Russell main complaint that someone had broken into his garage there's still a fifty pound bag of sunflowers seats. I think that there actually is would be my first. He couldn't find the knees semen or something to either or something they found claw marks a broken window evidence that a bear dragged the back of season to nearby woods that there was not found. There's like some -- this year or early dust there on the worse. In all -- -- change not salmon they wanted to dessert now would be the sunflower seeds. Police -- woman and black after assault on cyclists holding up traffic a furious woman has been caught on camera jogging up to a cyclist and assaulting him. After he held up traffic on a country -- for over ten minutes. A red haired woman clad in tight fitting black trousers and structure can be seen shouting -- a man. On a bicycle and shoving him into the ditch on appears to be about a road rage tight fitting. Yeah picture I do not have a picture if the mojo would guilty she is not get on there wasn't notation at the top Biden gentlemen who submitted to us that she's not. Guilty at all. The footage should always picture the footage shows just like it was a video the footage shows a cyclist who is wearing Wellington boots relaxed jacket black -- peddling. Along -- near Gloucester apparently oblivious to traffic piling up behind him meanwhile the occupants of the car can be heard. -- claiming exasperation that the actions of the arrogant mean and who they believe could be a hunt supporter attending to him for the progress of the vehicle monitoring it. Fox hunting involves -- tracking chasing killing fox is outlawed in 2005 but hunting buys smaller trim is still lawful. And monitored by -- anti Clinton Campaign there so this is Wisconsin. This is in -- well sorry -- misunderstood. Stockholm New York authorities say and northern New York man had his friend. Shoot him in the leg with a rifle because he wanted to know what it feels like to be shot. 5 PM on Sunday in a rural town of Stockholm a 25 year old -- went down with a forty relief when Nancy wanna find what it's like to beat this and I think we're gonna tell -- about not. I think we're getting a lot of calls can we expect this to -- a full recovery police have not released his name. Let's say it's a real disappointment to -- that is gonna make a full recovery yeah I liken this to management us. Policing -- say they're waiting for a man accused of stealing a 20000 dollar diamond. And swallowing it to produce the evidence. It's been nearly a week since Richard MacKenzie Matthews is alleged to have switched to diamond precision Jewelers and monetary ounce while the real one. He's being held at police headquarters while investigators wait for the one point seven carat stone. To pass through his system. This week MF is gonna wash your numerous times but the diamond hasn't passed they say their recent -- -- -- a pair of fake diamonds are cubic zirconium stuck enemy is contestants. But because a diamond is translucent it isn't visible. He says the suspect this is -- the easy eager to get the ordeal over and is cooperating. It to begin in the game lacks that type foods but it's now being fed whatever he wants an effort to get things you know moving. This is from Cinnaminson. It was I believe it's New Jersey. A Riverside -- has been charged with receiving stolen property for allegedly failing to return. 2700. Extra cash and bank -- time mistakenly gave him. But dispute listened to mr. powered cars for -- yeah it is according to investigators my defense should be god gave me this month no he didn't the teller did by -- you do Serbs would go to jail. -- asked to padlock. A -- you Broadway did you do this committee went to the delaying -- federal savings bank to cash at 300 dollar check the -- accidentally game 3000 when he was notified of the area of the air. He refused to return the extra money stating you lost -- envelope containing cash. He was charged and -- has reviewed security footage of the bank that showed him watching -- count up 3000. He was placed in the count each email at Mount Holly on 2500 dollar spam. That's when we get them -- -- We're about the power company -- -- my justice I -- the trouble for now from my guesses he got a stern talking to he made a mistake. You what you want the teller to go to jail but the guy who stole twice about a dollar should be a lot offering the if you steal yet again the cutting it wasn't as -- there was not a gun pointed at the Carolina knew it wasn't his and he didn't handed back Salem. Two residents of seniors and mysterious he does it in this case to put a ring jail. She residents of a senior citizens' apartment complex and so on have been ordered to stay away from each other. After allegedly brawling outside attendance meaning -- trip and Richard burly 66 and 73 respectively. Pleaded not guilty according to police report the pair who had ongoing issues with each other had a -- -- us. Just told police. Here -- -- -- cited talk to him he felt the burly was interrupting others. Early slammed his body into trip at the began punching her repeatedly in the face breaking his new eyeglasses. Trip a city punch early in self defense says it was struck with a keen early uses tripped him again. Early is that is that -- to follow up really denied using McCain is -- senate's and it must have been a blast -- -- -- he's dangerous forward yeah yes it would be a deadly weapon deadly weapon my thoughts. This is Augusta and Augusta man who died in a construction accident. Might have been a family man who loved his children as his ex wife says however Robert Moran -- Rodriguez it's. 52 was also. A convicted sex offender burglar and -- for the lengthy criminal record that includes a 2009 conviction for burglarizing a neighbor's comic -- and stealing. State television -- Apparently the foundation of a house file not found on them and they were around. What does of the Occupational Safety & Health Administration was making him -- and well it would appear that he's not disturbing character that everybody thought he lives. Pick coming and part of international porn smuggling ring feds say professional rodeo cowboy from pick out. Who also breaks and trained camels. As sitting in a Waco jail awaiting transfer to California where he faces federal charges of trafficking in rhino horns. Wayne Stefan who hasn't run -- more than. Wait staff and who hasn't wrestled steers since being attacked by a camel and march is one of seven people arrested and force states. By an eighteen month investigation into rhinos smuggling can you match. I -- him seriously canyon canyon missile rhino I mean you see on kinda on the street. -- jury Foreman still soft drinks belonging to aid of congressman Richard Neal from US district court parking lot. Springfield the mystery of the missing power -- the federal courthouse wasn't very mysterious for a long. A jury Foreman in our wrongful death trial last week was booted from the panel on this first day. For lifting several cases of power aid bottled water and soft drinks in the parking lot while surveillance cameras world Wilford OK CO. In machine operator from Springfield was chosen as leader of an eight man on man member panel on May seventh in US district court. The same day he was caught on camera and a secure parking -- their rear of the building backing -- SUV into a spot letting several cases of unattended beverages and. -- -- -- -- -- the congressman's name at which we're gonna tell me about the Jim governance and a last like the dude I did not know I was sad. There was this guy this is congressman Pete Sessions and supposedly he said the that he was tired of dealing with McGovern when McGovern was drunk on the floor. -- -- and then let the McGovern denied it was very angry was yelling at them and and then it's and then the reporters -- up to sessions and so why did you call me drunk and he denied it that he would -- set in the east. Unfortunately first sessions like I don't -- -- -- -- -- yeah I'll print them up or else. Al paso Texas a pass accounting sheriff's officials say is 67 you know me and died at an El Paso -- strip club. In manager at -- parents -- said the man identified for the shares officials as a Robert chain light was getting lap dances. But when it came to pay the dancers he was unresponsive. Employees tried to perform CPR and then acted -- they called emergency response earlier in the toughness and his sister in the way lap dance to keep you died from natural causes now. -- Yeah except trying to imagine how creepy is that going to be giving a -- -- to a dead guy and that's how long. Are these the two winners the first time. It just seemed appropriate it's from a -- a crap Alex -- Well white crabs legs why I'd probably king crab. You know they'd -- famed Oklahoma king crabs yes and man's appetite got him into trouble at an all you can say when another patron beat him up for taking all the crap -- Omar Shabazz Thomas is on trial this happen and Indian reservation you think when -- for beating Michael panic. When he became enraged because the panic an empty container crab legs at the start off today in east Len Peters township. Thomas verbally insult the panic repeatedly punched him. Break -- Caster me and glasses and injuring his red eagle butterscotch. At putting fire -- to clean adapted to clean -- all instantly of nine years ago that's the thing about you're that the you know -- typically work fine the -- testified he was having dinner with his wife and children. At the start -- say he said there is a long line and it's you know what how. I. I waited for awhile and I got up there and I cleaned them out. He said he ignored his wife was making fun of him because he's it was a big guy he was sixty points in two and forty pounds. He might have that works like those big people but these days he ignored the woman sat down that was -- Rodney by Thomas. Thomas called him big man and asked why he took up the crab legs and -- this column. Used profanity is she was like a raging maniac -- that. I'm looking in disbelief -- the family crest -- say so. I have. Right to an equal to walk that that you might recipes from my my my -- -- Let -- exit Thomas charged him and threatened to hit a minute response apparently grabbed -- arms and tried to calm him. He reacted by punching him in the face. My guy he also testified that upon extract from first after bumping into them three times I was upset there was going to be -- There was going to be mark crab legs -- there are coming eyewitnesses -- Also -- diner at the face -- He never results not -- -- a punch or strike Thomas he but he gets it and tackle him enforcement to of the space station. -- felt at the floor must have been very exciting right the other winner. It 32 year old was having heated argument this partner -- AK's girlfriend when he tried to escape by jumping in Iraq issued an -- stack. How they -- different had to be rewarded for it was a huge big big on me. He actually was stupid that's for sure after trying to hide from his girlfriend during a blistering round at their teacher real mean and -- from the couple's apartment and hurled himself into the waste disposal with his partner hot and -- After plunging three floors he found himself trapped and had to call for help. Residents of the building heard his cries alerted the emergency services rescue workers had used tools to -- -- -- he was not seriously injured and the law. Okay thank you want. To call. It's so these -- tax. --