Chump Line Friday May 18, 2012 - Sitting Duck
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Thu, 16 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS
Automatically Generated Transcript (may not be 100% accurate)
As -- did you -- -- and Oklahoma. Talk that he's hanging curve balls and expect that to be good you won't back it. If you wanted to tell a joke that was your time to look forward to Vegas. Where -- crypto. You know the -- you you wanna make a toilet joke you couldn't and so right there. That's his point you yelled the other day is somebody's at something -- collar which I didn't even recognize them at some plants and other -- watch just. We should try. Try try again if if at first you don't succeed try try again that's been told graduates. If at first you don't succeed go on disability that's well I changed my mind. That's good look out upon building -- and laws and graduate from great -- education and knowledge. I think we want good always. Probably recipes. Truthful. To yourself. In New York magazine seems to think these recipes are going to be there's going to be a lot of trouble for her. I mean how wouldn't be any more trouble -- everything else is. You know I mean the woman has a -- -- Mean if you don't know she's a four by now you don't want to know she's a fraud you're you're just not paying attention. Deliberately. It's at a it looked like great lawn was -- talking about it high school pot smoking. They did have a traces of THC in his blog apparently. Domestic from the Oklahoma OK broke out there. Go to Oklahoma. -- -- -- food recipes and as soon. Weapons of Massachusetts. -- -- -- should cousin said something you know risen Leger and -- wanted to contribute something but what's with these French these French recipes not only are they for a modeling of the French recipes there -- There are high French quizzing him I mean this is quite caught cruising however -- -- -- lie when this been done. You know people aren't they didn't have the Internet it was in the statements and you know to -- to research system to find that she was cramming. But I mean why why contributor went contributor this is a silly recipe for book like that it was a malicious public that she was not a well she is the she's definitely -- there's no question about that but key again cant she come up with -- she came up with them barbecued beef and being so bad barbecued beings we haven't found women found that when anywhere that may actually be a real recipe. Did she couldn't she couldn't come up with two or three more real recipes. Tools for loan credit for and it's also who are recipes like Eric. So that's what -- below ground. Why a law it's a name is what -- better every day. As a Warren has become clear on this issue. -- the buffalo trick or whether it meant. I don't think she can come clean on this issue she's got to try to watch. She's gonna try to ride it out without a subtle. And there independents won 32 inning and I sense that things because I was not 132. Indians. And -- lives Lauren. Name attempted cook. Again I stood -- and -- I would not let so limited warranty management team sports. Because good. You know she's she's kind of not been -- lately just candlelight she's not been indium lately you know it's it's some bullish it's some of the old beat fables that she'd like to spread about herself but. It wasn't playing out too well you know even in the even in the globe you know they were they were trying to maker Siemens -- possibly still the mentioned the three cars and that was the end of for pore over team and now while. Now the -- kept calling her 132. Indian and everybody was laughing -- So week after everybody else stopped calling -- 132 in the and even the quote stopped calling your country's commitment and. What lies with. Like you know what it's like to get real Indian. I think it was right there in the nick cowboy tactics and that -- -- only cap guns. Are there were they are they considered infertile devices -- probably -- devices. Hawaii. Kenya Indonesia. But oddly although Obama was actually Manchuria. Manchurian camp great movie and under rated movie. In movie that. The whims very seldom mentioned these days and even though what is one of the great movies of sixty's. I would have two pieces of it by. Our upcoming correctly. And -- -- -- guy that. Night. A spot in the morning and network failure Indians what you're now. And always even if -- elected statewide official always have your own cellphone. You know may be -- to have a cell phone you use in the office but that that when -- when you're cruising. For whatever you're cruising for 5:20 in the morning be sure to bring your private cell -- which you wrote in the public cellphone. So that when the -- in the globe come looking for your cellphone records you could say it's private. It's not it's not a public document because I pay for that. Warns that things like I say Indian name. Is sitting -- You know what she is a sitting duck memory that when I may I may put that went into the New York Post on Monday. Wounded in particular its great and then -- look ridiculous. In particular its great and so that's the direction. The. A good use in the kitchen with a Grammy Pierre friend may. The -- former shop but what pavilion is the one to ease the wanna warm it up all these recipes that she's claiming for all of. We just don't know what you know idea. -- got a new job and I kept the native American box because. When I was sick kids I'd like giving it's yeah I'd like this Indian sunburns. In everytime I -- up some and I doubt. -- -- -- -- -- I spent part of my childhood in Florida once we watched the seminal wrestle an alligator. Makes me as much in the industry as Elizabeth Warren doesn't. That was your last -- line message thank you for calling out retired -- -- 18774694322. That's the toll free number if you like to join us if you would like to listen if you look at all the jumped one and leave a message of any hour of the day or night. The number is 61777934696177793469. We may airmen -- play your message at this time each week -- Something -- nickname. An Indian name is sitting duck. Out.