Chump Line Thursday May 17, 2012 - On The Grassy Knoll
Thu, 17 May 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a riff on the JFK grassy knoll theory - this one is a second document on the grassy knoll proving her non-existent cherokee heritage.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
Chump Line Monday December 2, 2013 - Howie's Death Panel
Mon, 2 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to Howie's head cold and the death panels that might pop up under Obamacare.
Automatically Generated Transcript (may not be 100% accurate)
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The feel bad for that moment is the there's there's headlines. Atlanta Daily Mail about. Robert Robert Kennedy junior's that life. She was used often tossed away by Bobby Robert Kennedy junior's well we estranged wife and herself and bar in New York home she feared financial one after divorce. -- was that she was a good looking woman should. You do drinking some beer drinking from apparently drugs as well. -- like her husband does matter factor when used. Her husband was arrested a world -- me for trying it was a -- from the one passed out on a plane quickly what is yet. Is the Golan and an -- -- next minute of that. Or was it well. I think not been. He got them. That won't stop. What would go and not -- depicted in the -- right now. -- I don't think she used to smoke the peace pipe right now I think that's the last thing she needs to keep her wits about her. That was your last -- line message thank you for calling out retired UT. 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