Chump Line Tuesday May 15, 2012 - Stop Digging
Tue, 15 May 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a massive to Lizzy Warren to stop digging when you find yourself in a hole.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
Chump Line Monday December 2, 2013 - Howie's Death Panel
Mon, 2 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to Howie's head cold and the death panels that might pop up under Obamacare.
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You'll ever come back behind me. -- know what a tangled web we will leave. My great grandfather. That has big ears and big -- -- -- great war logic doesn't that make me an elephant. She's a great thing about this is not just that she's yes sanctimonious for a that's always been protected by the liberal media -- now it's a common back then -- fighter. The other thing is about this is I mean affirmative action signature. I mean. Thinks that this has any relationship to reality she's just moving how ridiculous this whole thing yes you know I mean. How. How is she how when she ever -- that even if she was 1132. Jerky at all -- ever discriminated against. With -- what they're driving her car to high school in the 1960s. She's everything handed to war. What is being warned -- make of the automobile. Didn't hear you of course. I was -- -- How bad things can happen and that's -- remote. 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Patches they were you -- -- don't don't come home when he easily defeat the mom -- he probably would be easier he'd be easier to defeat them Barney and I think I you know -- pretty boring actually might give and you give my I don't think so now I'm not really not he would -- by he would give -- run for money I wonder they're gonna. I see I don't. I don't think I don't think this woman is ever going to one give up on her own Amaechi doesn't think she did anything wrong she think she she she's entitled I -- she's she's one of these classic. Moon -- who thinks that thinks that she you know it's okay. It's okay for her to what a lot I mean ward Churchill -- the same thing. He he he thought other other white people were bad but he was a good white person so he had the right that they can Indians. And she I'm sure she feels the same way street she would have to be dragged kicking and screaming at this fight. Is it -- -- maybe there. So he's sick you. -- yeah. -- -- -- -- -- Not. -- everybody's stay away from -- while ago. I went to bed with fully admit error of in my gut -- woke up with a bill that -- -- marked improvement it. Somebody said here here's -- it comes down to who's she she's got now with the with the the so called a marriage applications. Certificate removed. She's got to claims the Indian -- one is this a racist description of her grandfather's having high cheekbones. In the other one is 88 description of her of that being the quote book that her cousin evident. That's you know that's that's borderline I mean it's certainly. It's certainly the idea of a bit of a slower Powell while -- What it what is that that's like him that's like the Irish -- the seven course Irish dinner radio. Baked potato and a six -- again the -- what is it power while chapel. That's not very respectful was it. -- took -- neck until the problem with it and when he came to carry. Sector so that adequately. Again I can keep coming back to this somebody mentioned that today text or her maiden name is Hillary if she was really Indian Indian why don't we have a one for high school classmates step forward and say that her name and you're nickname in high school was -- No we haven't seen anyone like that stuff about -- And. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling -- our huge. OK that's it for the -- confidential plan is a recorded voice mail message service of how we Carr showing call leave a message of any or the day or night including weekends the child playing number. Is 6177793469617779346. -- we may or may not play your message at this time each weekday. It. Certain important I think when you're trying to open -- holes that they can you shall.