Chump Line Monday May 14, 2012 - I wish I were A Cherokee.....
Mon, 14 May 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the old Oscar Myer Weiner jingle dedicated to Lizzy Warren with lyrics that said I wish I were a Cherokee Indian....
Chump Line Wednesday December 11, 2013 - Free Chuck Turner
Wed, 11 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of Nelson Mandela's last words: Free Chuck Turner.
Chump Line Tuesday December 10, 2013 - Lamborgenie
Tue, 10 Dec 2013
Our favorite cjump line message today was a caller making fun of Howie's mispronunciation of the name Lamborghinie. Howie called it a Lamborgenie and the caller wondered if he pronounced his car Gagwar.
Chump Line Monday December 9, 2013 - Staring At The Boob...
Mon, 9 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rsponse to the current arguement that men objectify women by staring at their chest. Our caller is watching the boob in the White House.
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
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I wonder if she's -- Over the table or under the. Failed in the -- -- the election season 150 grand. I don't think you have as much stuff on -- Barack Obama's Reverend Wright and I think yeah Reverend Wright -- they were really trying to war get off cheap he she they should have but he he should have been worth. A million and a half to make him go away. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling out retired -- jumped. OK that's it for the -- like today the troubling is the recorded voicemail message service -- -- cars are you call leave a message of any -- that there might including weekends. The troubling number if you like to -- such messages 6177793469617. 7793469. We may or may not play your message at this time each week day. -- -- -- All right -- where. -- Cousins and content and there haven't been able. What -- more or certain.