Police Blotter Fax Friday May 11, 2012 - Low Flying Buzzard

Okay. Friday my name is ready for. Thanks -- -- -- story. Can match. All right it's time for police -- -- Friday. -- -- what are fax Friday is brought to buy -- Cadillac visit the must work quarters and burger checked them out of Olson Cadillac dot com save up to 5000 dollars this month on the new Wes are slightly right. And tell them how. -- you know how it works all week long we ask you send in your funny items are stories so from your local daily or weekly newspaper. The the the police walks on paper's called the police -- could be a standalone store you can fax them to us. At 61777. Mind 3467. Or you can email -- to meet directly at how we car at WR KL dot com. And at this time each week we read the best ones and our opinion in the two winning entries the two best entries of the week the two funniest ones. Receive a nice prize when they get this weeks and they're gonna get a beer. For flag from our friends -- -- cement block and flag in Rockland Massachusetts. OK these are the runners up to do now when the flag the first one Largo Florida. A man and his monkey pulled over. A Florida man is charged with felony drunken driving and wildlife while violations. After police discovered a small monkey in his track. Eugene crop Carmen was speeding and they stopped and he was driving on a suspended license and have been previously charged with numerous times with. Suspended license in. To have a monkey in Florida and -- Wasn't charged with doing anything despicable to the Q what Ganassi who just just having it Franco just happened it was a problem. And speaking of now. Being Duncan doing something stupid Fort Wayne, Indiana. Police in northeast Indiana -- man who drove three blocks with four children strapped to the hood of his car. Has been arrested on drunken driving charge. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- And then drive away. Can you imagine the children aged 456. And seven -- injured. Yeah no -- Speaking of cars a luxury electric car. And electric car I I don't think that that goes to get the luxury electric it's our 100000. Dollar. Electric car. Is the source of a fire which engulfed the owners new mansion causing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of damage these other fire involving an electric car this time the luxury -- what what it's saying this. -- -- her karma. Car. And there and a former did Detroit police chief was robbed in his own -- and according to police daily Knox was approached by two men. What armed outside his home on Marleau at 3:10 PM right smack dab in an early afternoon. He struggled the attackers who escaped with some personal items -- wife said that he was unarmed but unavailable for comment because he was attending a work out class. Is that one of those neighborhoods in Detroit where there's nobody around for like -- reform miles because everything has been -- out the ones -- concerning turning it back into farmland yes exactly I'm you know and actually might -- And another. Incident regarding police and -- -- doing something stupid authorities Wilmer Texas arrested a man who they say attempted to hold up their police stations. The suspect says it was just joke eighteen year old -- Emmanuel watching the Wilmer police department told -- with a towel covering his hands. And demanded money from a communications officer at the dispatch -- he -- -- he would like to check how warm it was pretty obvious it was a situation he gave a different name. After a few moments of maybe playing an op he said you know. I do have a gun. The police chief told these TV station the point you seem to be very serious she copper officers immediately. The officers arrived and were able to take -- -- camp when he did not have a weapon on him. He says I didn't say nothing like that I swear to god I didn't say nothing like that that's why they didn't find no guns on me. Man I play -- I play like that all the time I didn't think should take it seriously. And no kidding you of people say in the sciele you bills' Lee you know I have I have such exception that -- Kansas or would you say. They say. Do well do that can't do that I have a gun do what. Indeed. This from chippewa falls wife hits husband with SUV after argument over recall the Wisconsin yes. A chippewa chippewa falls man who repeatedly tried to block his estranged wife. From driving two dollar hole -- off -- you get the claim that your 132 the Indian I think keep him. Was hospitalized with head neck and back injuries when she struck another sport utility vehicle. The parent and arguing after she -- option -- -- wish it was gonna vote for in the gubernatorial recall election primary. She was planning on voting for a certain candidate and it wasn't a candidate he wandered about for. But remain a rattle attempted to pull out Jeffrey rattle stood in front for according to police department went. For RE DLE. She nudged him of the vehicle several times he rattled after I think you each time you -- to retreat to reestablish his ground. At what point he climbed under the hood which -- -- attended a driver around him he jumped in front of vehicle -- was hit. All Vista spacecraft's. Also plausible I'll walk struck down by the union big -- frogs yeah he's he's governor -- or walker she's Dodds was an she was the recall proponents she was -- -- during these -- so anyway it's time around. She drove right she up to seem by the way she left and went right to police department report the incident. Up by the way so 97 it says -- -- -- karma was the first exotic electric car you know performs most high performance sports cars that is -- it's all on fire up. I'm another case of really bad judgment is from acting. A Raymond Maine is charged with second degree assault after allegedly carving an X on the top of his father in laws that after an argument. Michael Masterson was arrested. After trying to hide in the -- After trying to hide inside the shed behind his home police were called Oklahoma masters father in law. -- investigator trying to hide somewhere and don't try to hide in a place -- -- -- While the officers arrived and found 64 year old James demo bleeding from his head. He said he was assaulted during an argument with Masterson at some point during a sound innocent he used a knife to cut an -- top of his head before he fled the residents in the black Mercedes. To book called -- one for hopper was transported to acts are hospitalized police began searching key. How did the the father in law and just the instill while I mean I can see us slash but -- my guess is adamant that actually holds. Think it is 64 year old guy the other guys 43 and probably last on a they would use canine units by the -- to sniff out the gentleman. Do you have any -- units I think I think that is something sincerely lacking in the state police units in New Hampshire. I think a ferry unit is in order I think recently talked to officer mark getting his friends together to maybe you know. Look into this are right is the two winners. The first one is from opera mob are Maryland's. Man killed after motorcycle strikes low flying buzzard. And low flying buys it. -- -- -- I had -- -- messy a low flying -- is responsible for causing a motorcycle crash that claimed the life of an apple opera Marlborough -- around 3 PM. David Christopher Norris was riding his motorcycle. Near brook lane when the bird flew directly into his travel -- according to the Washington Post and your numbers up good numbers -- the lesson he lost control was by carrying into a curb -- fire had him before striking utility pole. He was attempting to pass another vehicle on the right children there that time. He was transported to hospital where he was declared dead. Usually. -- killed him. How do you explain that -- your kids study was killed by Bosnian. The other winners from -- Texas. Police say and naked man riding a unicycle on Houston area bridge has been accused of distracting drivers and creating hazards. Key group police chief. I've -- right Kurds has 45 year old Joseph Glenn Farley clearly has been charged with indecent exposure. He was jailed on a misdemeanor count he was not intoxicated or impaired when he was arrested. He told officers he liked the way it felt his clothes -- found at the base of the bridge. Police she says Brian has been falling off the news cycle and into -- they feel like the way it felt in jail. Yeah. Actually. -- got many many many of those so Connecticut men's so the winner is is Brian hood. Bryant -- okay Lewis from Houston Texas thank you sandy not. And generally called a week from today for another exciting episode -- police blotter thanks for -- this case. -- police blotter fax Friday brought to you by Olson Cadillac get tremendous discounts this month on the new CT yes you could save up to 6000 dollars. Go to four quarters in Woburn -- -- Cadillac dot com and tell them how we structure. I'm Howie --