Chump Line Friday May 11, 2012 - Wimp or Bully
Fri, 11 May 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the old ditty you say potato and I say potaoe. Our version was in reference to Mitt Romney - You say Wimp and I say Bully.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Thu, 16 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS
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Source who has mafia and it was a senate did and it was organized crime and that does not -- for the Democratic Party. The Democratic Party is always had many ties to. Whatever you want all the organization known as organized crime. About it. And mental -- -- the way through and -- it is how to explain it. What was was Milton Academy coed in those days when he was there was at it was still all male I don't. I don't know the answer to that question. You know he's he comes from hardscrabble existence remember when he was grown up on the mean streets of the social out of Chicago. He was once hit in the head by an -- aluminum -- cam. So I guess he -- he still suffers from posttraumatic stress. Disorder. How I was if he'll you know it. Something problem you know -- he has. I'm -- -- pick who. I wasn't bullied nor was like a -- But again the worse there were some of that going on not as much Deerfield is as other places I don't think. It helped that everybody had their own room if you know what I mean. -- comfort from Mitt because I was afraid that some of his you know I think that is usually a school. We've got -- and that those -- think it right now. Don't you think. You know I'm one that not only in Boston bomb on him on WHY and it Springfield and the regular a lot of my classmates. Listening and to Boston for the Boston station that -- station -- the worst are stationed. Into the Springfield station not to mention. All all throughout the win when that there was any dirt on me don't for the Q what -- come out by now. Black. Eyed girl in my book. And -- You know. I won't when people have their autobiographies written four -- was wonderfully random you know I mean I guess she read part of it you know Wednesday -- you know for the audio book but. Old remember Pete Rose you know when he wrote when he. When he had a an autobiography come out. And then something controversial it was and it. And he claimed he said I was misquoted. In his own autobiography. A wonderful of Barack Obama was misquoted in any of vote talked about eating the dogs are robbed. Bullying called radler who by the way is not mrs. Martin Luther King. You updates and NATO and I made Amado -- -- -- -- is aware of now reasonable. Fully Winamp. -- always let corporate world vision. Remember -- don't give them while they agree yeah I never fired a guy in the he never took a shot at a harmony -- join the National Rifle Association because he's trying to make up for being a wimp. Now he's a -- Yet in jails right which is it. Yeah how it went to clear up the parrot it was done with FBI bring your parents to work days. It's someone call policy and off the -- Sissy and he says it sound like a cop who was actually there and and that she said the -- warrior for genteel. Was so angry because he -- but lawyer knows that this is this is all BS that the paintings were not there everybody knew the -- -- there except apparently the FBI. And he was just angry and he's the one city he just was exaggerating. -- to make a point said the even fair to was -- to rights in the reporting that the it was just authorities said. Yeah there was no it's so apparently there was no -- Except in the lawyers. Fevered imagination. I was the -- I would not -- you like show you felt that was from about that nothing I could leave me alone Joseph Biden. Joseph Biden wasn't either he was neither Boeing nor a wimp and in high school he everybody felt sorry -- because he was so -- Fellow with a video hit the dispute playing in its citizens. Is that she's crying tears because he had the that there -- giveaways trauma. Where we're gonna post pictures tonight on the from. For from the Cleveland book signing. You arguably this she's got ready here. -- it's not a it's it's not a eight. They scarlet red here but it is slightly. A -- of red in there it's kind of weird. If there's a good thing. You know under what would be like the wallow -- whole handful equipment -- -- anyway. -- claims she doesn't amount I think that remembers. I think I think it regrets though he does regret it but it's -- the -- again it's not the in the world than you know what why it. Why is the Washington Post losing. -- losing us eight million dollars a month because of crap stories like this. Many war never got to be -- one point one point. Life. You think she's related chief Wahoo. Chief -- is the Indians CNB on the on the -- like the idea about Cleveland don't know on the up we let them know on the Cleveland. OK sorry tonight. That's the that's how Florida's tomahawk -- that's not Seminole Florida State in -- That's the that's the that he's a member of the seminal pride. Which her ancestor fought after he rounded up the cherokees to go on the trail of tears. Let her. Didn't realize when you see the -- than it. Mitt Romney is a flip flop for. Barack Obama evil acts he grows in the office. There -- those grows. Go ahead. Week went Michael. Special and I noticed probably the -- I couldn't go back to -- rumors that -- Look -- work itself. Amazing that you can. The key order trouble or in your your vision and you're right I will be 2015. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling out retired -- -- -- OK that's it for the trump like today the chaplain is the recorded voicemail message service about how we are sure you call leave a message at any -- that there -- including weekends. We may or may not play your message at this time each week that the -- number you like to leave such a message is 617779. 3469. You update the NATO and I -- from Idaho put -- there it is aware of now -- the ball. Away Winamp Winamp. Always swept across the world saying. You shall.