Chump Line Thursday May 10, 2012 - Cheap Bastard
Thu, 10 May 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a reference to Howie's interview with Dennis Miller and his telling him that he would give him a free paperback of his new novel instead of a hardback....
Chump Line Thursday May 23, 2013 - Lone Wolves
Thu, 23 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic remark regarding the terrorist attack in London "Is anyone keeping track of the Lone Wolves?"to was crappy schools and -- the middle class guy. I mean. Deval Patrick went through Milton Academy he went to Harvard College she went -- Harvard Law School. Is he still. Couldn't pass the bar exam don't give up funding. Because I don't think it will cut people's. Until his third try. That you have Barack Obama . Went to Columbia University went to Harvard Law School. He thinks they speak Austrian in Austria he thinks they speak Arabic. In
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
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Deported back to their Third World hell holes from which they came so. They were Republican sheriffs went to the Justice Department and guess what the Justice Department cited the must've been a mistake somewhere failure to communicate the Justice Department said okay Massachusetts. You're gonna have to go win. To secure communities that are roundup the violent illegal aliens. Now rather than have to wait until. Next January. And so of course Deval Patrick. He is now issued a warning. Not a criminal not to the criminals not to the violent. Illegal alien to issue a warning to the police. In Massachusetts. Don't you -- a profile. -- -- more concerned about the ease mortgage -- about the illegals and he's concerned about the cops are now about the citizens. Our own war on here -- maybe I can see in the big deal being made on the open. Actually Ford gave years forward to -- -- and then finally was poor. It's not a -- leader. But all the things that these he is yeah he's never taken Austria and -- about the about the Iraq War I -- story of the day when I was making a speech and so what -- -- -- thank -- I didn't. -- drug John Kerry in in 1991. He he -- -- is some guy from new and cinema latter I don't forget which side he was on on the the first Iraq War. Two or three days later he gets a letter back from John Kerry. Well I couldn't agree with you more -- am totally in flavor of the Iraq War. And then to a three days later the same guy gets it let another letter from John Kerry. Well I couldn't agree with you -- I am totally -- -- to the war in Iraq. Can I get out -- please. -- public address announced that -- being dead we asked why. Doesn't that he had over. Are expected to get a about stray from Chelsea expected to get a a little quote from him and and facts want the the coroner. In the in Dallas in 1963 died at the age of 85 sometimes when someone -- was involved the JFK assassination -- -- Jason's -- of notes in another. Another assassination. Yes yes another another person in the JFK assassination dies mysteriously. At the age of 85 they said it was dimension. We know that there. We're really -- -- -- to the break more populous cause and articulate -- you frantically try to get opponent Barack. Equitable and I look at people like now. Notes like did you wanna hear -- do the act of contrition. Is gonna give them -- sleeping with the fact is that this. They're so afraid that it. You can it. Also Obama also tomorrow hardcover. Sandy -- -- -- is -- gets me -- address also Dennis nor hard cover like that I think has afforded to your -- too good now aren't. He has the yeah yeah he'd like that he obviously well Leo I. He said it was a great book so we obviously -- the Brothers Bulger -- Namibia. Also -- hard knocks them. The next thing you know I'm you know tomorrow an endorsement from invite people to think that it could -- it thing on the basis or. I've been accused of having you come from bicycle -- really don't. I don't actually I don't Wear Green on Thursday's either remember that that was in the old days people's views that the DA's work Green on Thursday because they that was -- identifying themselves. -- -- Obviously I'm getting there and years. Do Obama is running for presidency. Again. He it is amazing to me and doubtful that Islam. It is in -- businesses. We -- the -- native three. And Obama train is -- that fact and -- it and. However have one in the investor's business daily today. Voters say we are all inmate number 11593. Daschle 51 now that's -- job of course the -- about forty and -- -- I'm watching TV right now yes and there's a plane US Airways and when she and I were just not coming into Boston because a passenger tried to break into the cockpit. -- brilliant. 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