Chump Line Thursday May 10, 2012 - Cheap Bastard

Hard. We already alliances before he -- ripped to shreds and grow pretty well these. I don't you know I Obama gay gay animals there are in the media. -- in the in the animal kingdom. Remember though that when they set try to separate the gay penguins in the in the Berlin zoo via. Local. Gay community your -- or -- local rule of Vegas community in Berlin went. Went why. She went to the work in good faith because you feel about the man in the game is. The move that the bench and the also. She was being his age -- -- -- profiled Robin Roberts please -- -- between but rather so people. It is but not okay for you. So hot and she was being profiled. That's great you know speaking of profiling how about secure communities today you know the you you don't Deval Patrick the governor of Massachusetts is against secure communities. God forbid that summed it violent illegal aliens who might be voting democratic in the next election my idea. Deported back to their Third World hell holes from which they came so. They were Republican sheriffs went to the Justice Department and guess what the Justice Department cited the must've been a mistake somewhere failure to communicate the Justice Department said okay Massachusetts. You're gonna have to go win. To secure communities that are roundup the violent illegal aliens. Now rather than have to wait until. Next January. And so of course Deval Patrick. He is now issued a warning. Not a criminal not to the criminals not to the violent. Illegal alien to issue a warning to the police. In Massachusetts. Don't you -- a profile. -- -- more concerned about the ease mortgage -- about the illegals and he's concerned about the cops are now about the citizens. Our own war on here -- maybe I can see in the big deal being made on the open. Actually Ford gave years forward to -- -- and then finally was poor. It's not a -- leader. But all the things that these he is yeah he's never taken Austria and -- about the about the Iraq War I -- story of the day when I was making a speech and so what -- -- -- thank -- I didn't. -- drug John Kerry in in 1991. He he -- -- is some guy from new and cinema latter I don't forget which side he was on on the the first Iraq War. Two or three days later he gets a letter back from John Kerry. Well I couldn't agree with you more -- am totally in flavor of the Iraq War. And then to a three days later the same guy gets it let another letter from John Kerry. Well I couldn't agree with you -- I am totally -- -- to the war in Iraq. Can I get out -- please. -- public address announced that -- being dead we asked why. Doesn't that he had over. Are expected to get a about stray from Chelsea expected to get a a little quote from him and and facts want the the coroner. In the in Dallas in 1963 died at the age of 85 sometimes when someone -- was involved the JFK assassination -- -- Jason's -- of notes in another. Another assassination. Yes yes another another person in the JFK assassination dies mysteriously. At the age of 85 they said it was dimension. We know that there. We're really -- -- -- to the break more populous cause and articulate -- you frantically try to get opponent Barack. Equitable and I look at people like now. Notes like did you wanna hear -- do the act of contrition. Is gonna give them -- sleeping with the fact is that this. They're so afraid that it. You can it. Also Obama also tomorrow hardcover. Sandy -- -- -- is -- gets me -- address also Dennis nor hard cover like that I think has afforded to your -- too good now aren't. He has the yeah yeah he'd like that he obviously well Leo I. He said it was a great book so we obviously -- the Brothers Bulger -- Namibia. Also -- hard knocks them. The next thing you know I'm you know tomorrow an endorsement from invite people to think that it could -- it thing on the basis or. I've been accused of having you come from bicycle -- really don't. I don't actually I don't Wear Green on Thursday's either remember that that was in the old days people's views that the DA's work Green on Thursday because they that was -- identifying themselves. -- -- Obviously I'm getting there and years. Do Obama is running for presidency. Again. He it is amazing to me and doubtful that Islam. It is in -- businesses. We -- the -- native three. And Obama train is -- that fact and -- it and. However have one in the investor's business daily today. Voters say we are all inmate number 11593. Daschle 51 now that's -- job of course the -- about forty and -- -- I'm watching TV right now yes and there's a plane US Airways and when she and I were just not coming into Boston because a passenger tried to break into the cockpit. -- brilliant. Relief that perhaps he wanted to complain about those are the many pretzels. You -- for a bag that kind of not bad Hungary I was hungry I was starving CN -- -- at all you know I don't like this you know. What happened the peanuts I don't wanna hear this stuff about peanut allergies you know I mean. Give me I don't have a peanut allergy I want some dry roasted planters not just not this many pretzel -- yes. -- it's really not -- I want to buffalo nickel. They've actually got to she they actually got a document today from the University of Pennsylvania where she taught before Harvard and they highlighted the names of all the minority professors guess whose name was. Highlighted Elizabeth Suarez. -- -- -- Yes. That gay marriage -- -- -- the people. So what command. And I think -- -- -- My mom I am. I have. I have this many vices in the bad habits is the next person but. 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