Chump Line Wednesday May 9, 2012 - Many Moons Ago
Wed, 9 May 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was an indian chief calling in to say that Granny Warren used to be ahead of Scott Brown in the polls - many moons ago.
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Thu, 16 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS
Chump Line Wednesday May 15, 2013 - Poisoning The Water
Wed, 15 May 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to the potential terrorists at the Quabbin Reservoir, the water supply for Boston. - they are trying to poison our water because we won't drink the kool aid.
Chump Line Tuesday May 14th 2013 - Illegal Revenue Supplies
Tue, 14 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller redefining the IRS as the Illegal Revenue Supplies after the latest story about the IRS profiling certain groups.ago they decided to do away with with the word the phrase illegal aliens . Now you have to call them undocumented Democrats I think it is that you know just news justice. Just to be politically correct that this is the war -- -- to get they get their phone that their phone records score -- But he by Erik Cole but if -- it you know for the Eric Holder was his concern with. Mexican drug cartels as he has with the
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-- Accidents web site you have many many speculative and then we accept you beat. I'm of the opinion that it -- one it says we've had these peace prize didn't it tomorrow. Well you're entitled to your opinion. I think it's pretty funny to -- -- all these signs in the in some of which are mangled English song which have signed. Are under flags of a certain south American countries like you know one way. Ice I see a lot more flags from south American countries next to the -- carts lines that I do with the American flag. And I also like to see the you know the big -- for a boy yeah. And for a -- malt liquor. And you know what next to the beat the cards I think it's I think it's telling I'm gonna it will continue to put more often please send me more. Actually at how we how we how we card bought US how we how we part by US and I will put more from. So it particularly great -- -- is that victims in -- there. The Bibby keep big lawsuit if they tried to take away her tenure I think side yes. 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Or Hewitt Agassi was under indictment when he was running for reelection and that the slogan was. Vote for the -- It's important. How is because America I think Obama is but -- It's -- picked up. He'd be isn't daddy. I missed the beginning that's it immediately asked. About their fans of Obama's now. That's terrible things there you're passing many rumors when when VP used to be producer on your show -- NAFTA and his our intern. From Texas as a matter fact of Mexican descent you know -- we're very close and personal friends. CN the BB for many years and was. Confirmed that true. Yeah actually yeah. So arrive on time up there right woman and now he's a proud -- And you know an even worse were stunningly. He has. At a golf carts. You act. Article what. We didn't see Warren. Did not appear to have native American -- of course we have some pretty much. We you know -- Exactly. Exactly. You know. You know John Kerry would never be self -- to say this but. War -- used to say at the Thanksgiving breakfast -- well -- well comes from almost as patrician background. As is John Forbes Kerry at least serious might and we came over here. On the mayflower. We had nothing but the clothes -- back. And 200 pounds of gold. -- -- Nicole and credit warrant patent or put some of the brown. Of course. -- -- -- -- -- Boy. She's -- she's rodents hers she's really been scalp. The last the last couple weeks as -- What is -- what is the globe gonna start covering the story when is overly start covering the story when it. What is the globe going to Friday scathing editorial against academic fraud. And a fake Indians claiming claiming native American status and that depriving. BO real minority groups of via their their rightful place in American society. I'm I'm I need crickets I think we I don't hold your breath waiting for that editorial to a clear. I was. We all know that you treat that they like family when traveling for the trip home watching it last night you'll read both that the campaign didn't have. What it's heading. Involved in the morning you travel -- We did not travel first class and mostly the US air has first class on -- shuttle -- that's kind of weird at first classless show Islam and how much retro and -- -- to be on the plane for an hour. All we get some delicious many pretzels. And people. -- -- -- no evidence to tie it back now. Though your own joke here using smoke signals power while. Peace pipe any of those any of those races. Limping grant taxi to enact and gave those independent body wax when you do what he had done. You try to do is probably why you. This is just politics as usual how dare my opponent point out that I lied. When -- claim to be a minority and began mighty meteoric career in academia. Is that was for the warrants Italian. Because I thought all -- Indians on television played by Italian. Well mostly they are but you know way you know if they Quinn. Had a got a few roles and he was half fly half Mexican half Irish so. So I guess again but you're right I mean that there would be a reason to believe she's Italian. How. -- able. -- One word to describe this guy. -- and it and then back. You know I saw that today and I thought you know I know I know they know they show bill still electrical patriots a -- -- but it's how many years is events -- -- of the patriots won a Super Bowl. 78. Something like. You know I don't think they're gonna win any more suitable swim Tom Brady is thinking about it here. I don't know -- -- Civil war. At his place yeah you know. Well. Why that is an excellent question. They were from Tennessee. They called -- Tennessee Tennessee's it's. Tennessee's athletic teams are known as the volunteers. You know wasn't like they had to be pushed into the confederacy like North Carolina North Carolina did wanna leave the union to laughter they were -- -- -- -- Virginia seceded. I'm gonna guess that sleazy news. Ancestors fought on the side of the slave owners. It goes right. Amerasians -- line message. Thank you for calling Kelly Connor you shout. OK that's it for the -- like today that -- line is the recorded voicemail message service about what -- and call leave messages any -- that there tonight including weekends to jump what number you're likely to return messages. 61777934696177793. Force XY and with their -- play your messages this time between that. Hopefully I recall one Graham Warren at these or -- -- -- and polls of course but it warned it may mean verbal.