Chump Line Thursday April 26, 2012 - EBT Easy As 123
Thu, 26 Apr 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a cover of the old Jackson Five song ABC. Our version could be titled EBT...
Chump Line Tuesday December 10, 2013 - Lamborgenie
Tue, 10 Dec 2013
Our favorite cjump line message today was a caller making fun of Howie's mispronunciation of the name Lamborghinie. Howie called it a Lamborgenie and the caller wondered if he pronounced his car Gagwar.
Chump Line Monday December 9, 2013 - Staring At The Boob...
Mon, 9 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rsponse to the current arguement that men objectify women by staring at their chest. Our caller is watching the boob in the White House.
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
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