Chump Line Friday April 20, 2012 - Head Split, Must Acquit
Fri, 20 Apr 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a reference to the Zimmerman case in Florida - If the head is split you must acquit.
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Thu, 16 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS
Chump Line Wednesday May 15, 2013 - Poisoning The Water
Wed, 15 May 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to the potential terrorists at the Quabbin Reservoir, the water supply for Boston. - they are trying to poison our water because we won't drink the kool aid.
Chump Line Tuesday May 14th 2013 - Illegal Revenue Supplies
Tue, 14 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller redefining the IRS as the Illegal Revenue Supplies after the latest story about the IRS profiling certain groups.ago they decided to do away with with the word the phrase illegal aliens . Now you have to call them undocumented Democrats I think it is that you know just news justice. Just to be politically correct that this is the war -- -- to get they get their phone that their phone records score -- But he by Erik Cole but if -- it you know for the Eric Holder was his concern with. Mexican drug cartels as he has with the
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You know it -- -- our. -- -- tweeting all over the place about the fact that he got booed you know he who supported some kind of happy birthday celebration to Fenway Park. Happy birthday and the -- stuck with the very exciting celtics' pregame show. But he recorded this thing and as soon as he is faced came on -- the big screen. He started blowing them erupt that immediately and at the Eric -- drama. Tweeted that he -- he hopes that though Obama goes back to a NASCAR race sometime soon somebody else said maybe they were chant may be the fans were chanting. Whoa whoa bulk. Run for your life -- run for your life. I just kept when you said it but I agree like -- Newton -- and why. Like involved and -- -- like him over here. Is this stuff from any -- that she she didn't give charitable contribution this Commonwealth of Massachusetts she had an opportunity to pay higher taxes which advocates for everybody else in the country. And she turned it down. Much charity. Grammy what about the children. What about the heroin dealers. This is well adapted homes there in cities and good. Yes they're here in. I do. That CBC. Those contributions. Who might. -- always someone said he wanted to join my religion so I since I believe that the if club we didn't want me to have that money in the pocket he wouldn't put it there for me so. I accept the -- cards as well if you like to doing my religion if you like to be ordained. As a bishop bishop. Being ordained a bishop because a thousand dollars. We -- in the art of. That was your -- don't blindness. -- thank you for calling -- tired you shot. Cardinal when he 500 dollars. Sorry the pope's job is not available because I am hope. All right that's it for the child like -- the trampling is the recorded voicemail message service of we are sure you call leave a message in any hour of the day or night including weekends. The -- number if you wanna leave such a messages. 61777934696177793469. 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