Chump Line Thursday April 19, 2012 - Golden Paw
Thu, 19 Apr 2012|
Our favorite messaage from today's chump line was a reference to two of the President's staements this week: that he was not born with a silver spoon in his mouth and that he has eaten dog.
Chump Line Thursday May 23, 2013 - Lone Wolves
Thu, 23 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic remark regarding the terrorist attack in London "Is anyone keeping track of the Lone Wolves?"to was crappy schools and -- the middle class guy. I mean. Deval Patrick went through Milton Academy he went to Harvard College she went -- Harvard Law School. Is he still. Couldn't pass the bar exam don't give up funding. Because I don't think it will cut people's. Until his third try. That you have Barack Obama . Went to Columbia University went to Harvard Law School. He thinks they speak Austrian in Austria he thinks they speak Arabic. In
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
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And wouldn't you think that does she would ask -- at least some of the money up front. Did you really think this guy -- a -- 800 bucks. When they were saying that the mostly ever paid in in. Cartagena was a 150 here 180 bucks. A lot -- -- I wanna football whether it's still hopeful that mark -- It was gold would. That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard. Listen John Kerry was not born with a silver spoon in his mouth he comes from the port side of the before scrambling the jets we told me. And you know he made his money the old fashioned way he married yet. Fact is I did -- contributions. They're not enormous I have two kids you know little off my salary. My wife may be independently wealthy I'm not. And those five suvs those are my family's suvs I have nothing to do with them those same with the main entrance. Can I get out -- -- On the group leaders have all over the world. But he did that he article off. -- But but the back to you being needing. 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Somebody says that he he could he can claim he didn't need the dogs because in those days his name was not that Barack Obama was very so so. Sort Schwartzel -- He said he's had several different names. Mean -- -- mysteries about the birth certificates kind of -- only reading it himself and repeating his own words and now I -- the dog. We don't know what breed the dog we don't know what is favored -- doesn't matter like to work and barker does -- like -- darker. You know they're all kinds of different briefcase back -- out. Let's talk about me like a dog. Obama is -- 101 ways to walk your -- A 101 ways to either Dalmatian. So if you really simplified our. The FBI. We've got -- man the Secret Service but it. -- I was drunk. I was drunk -- -- If we're elected the president is -- do it again that would. Target is to eliminate. Yes he's he's pushing the he's pushing the Buffett rule doggedly in the seventh. -- -- But -- Yeah. Delegates we know who. Barack's favorite football team has got to be the right. Michael vick's number seven. About declare rounds. Aren't they aren't that in their mask and a dog. What's the dog pound I think that's what we call live the this year with a crazy in its fictional but you gotta go with that. Don't go with the guy who killed dogs since that time in prison and he's the quarterback of the teams and you go with the Eagles. Forward. -- die there's. Mr. That was your last jump blank message thank you for calling -- tired you shout. 101 dalmatians buffet. Dogs dogs dogs who will speak for the grasshoppers crunchy. Nobody's you know that's a good point I mean he also grasshoppers but nobody's concerned about eating grasshoppers of late night goggles and tickets grasshopper for a walk and only -- cuddle up with a one and a bone in front of the fireplace you know I mean please. We Obama might see your plugs is nice appetizer that's why they're there that leaving the back -- while ago can you rub the belly of a kind of -- -- -- you make them fats. They can make the -- that -- Sorry. 187746943. You know. 4322 that's the toll free number if you like to join us on the show today that chump like number you like to leave a message like the ones you just heard. 61777934696177793469. We may or may not play your message at this time each -- The -- point number once worry if you like -- what join -- it's charm when is open now 24/7. Including weekends. One more time for the number -- 6177793469. Obama repeated -- full of smoke. But he did that article or you shout.