Chump Line Thursday April 19, 2012 - Golden Paw
Thu, 19 Apr 2012|
Our favorite messaage from today's chump line was a reference to two of the President's staements this week: that he was not born with a silver spoon in his mouth and that he has eaten dog.
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
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Barack's favorite football team has got to be the right. Michael vick's number seven. About declare rounds. Aren't they aren't that in their mask and a dog. What's the dog pound I think that's what we call live the this year with a crazy in its fictional but you gotta go with that. Don't go with the guy who killed dogs since that time in prison and he's the quarterback of the teams and you go with the Eagles. Forward. -- die there's. Mr. That was your last jump blank message thank you for calling -- tired you shout. 101 dalmatians buffet. Dogs dogs dogs who will speak for the grasshoppers crunchy. Nobody's you know that's a good point I mean he also grasshoppers but nobody's concerned about eating grasshoppers of late night goggles and tickets grasshopper for a walk and only -- cuddle up with a one and a bone in front of the fireplace you know I mean please. 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