Chump Line Friday April 13, 2012 - Yogi and BooBoo
Fri, 13 Apr 2012|
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a reference to the Governor of Vermont who decided to try and scare away a pack of bears from the birdfeeders in his backyard.
Chump Line Thursday May 23, 2013 - Lone Wolves
Thu, 23 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic remark regarding the terrorist attack in London "Is anyone keeping track of the Lone Wolves?"to was crappy schools and -- the middle class guy. I mean. Deval Patrick went through Milton Academy he went to Harvard College she went -- Harvard Law School. Is he still. Couldn't pass the bar exam don't give up funding. Because I don't think it will cut people's. Until his third try. That you have Barack Obama . Went to Columbia University went to Harvard Law School. He thinks they speak Austrian in Austria he thinks they speak Arabic. In
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
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That's what we need we need to move the marathon around -- by the way when I moved to Wellesley the marathon was on its last legs and appeared to be going out of business. But then an evil greedy insurance company known as Johnny Hancock. Decided to -- basically why the mayor on and that's why it didn't go out of business. And by the way. If it has to run through my neighborhood year after dreadful year. Could we at least are doing it like they do -- in New York on Sunday. What's this with them Monday. Patriots day nobody even knows what patriots day is the most of the people of the state. Hormone vastly they hate the minutemen. The minutemen were were white heterosexuals. With guns they don't like okay we don't need to patriots day holiday anymore. We're on the marathon on Sunday. It's -- -- -- -- -- -- a plot to wrap up -- about ideas and I always consider your side yeah that is the executive Warren who are. I'm pretty bad overall was toilet tissue as a watch bags just in case. -- you know what I mean you marathon -- Made some your goal at the pugs loose. -- be some record times that year when most days of the -- they see those those pugs run after him. It -- you know what you're going to help it. To talking about CN. And so I had stream please Feinstein and sit -- he said that's disgusting. Who wants to know when you're going that's disgusting all guests like you get it now I got it now I -- I mean leaving you know I don't -- evacuating I mean leaving I mean flee. I mean going to someplace that's real. It's. You know one with the -- -- Monday and discourage people from deprecating. On how we fifties so it can afford. Fortunately. That defecation. Part of the problem and it is a major major problem. Is not in my neck of the woods to and you know here's the thing. The setup. Hungary it's hundreds of pop politics. For a these moon bats and in RXX. You don't want the moon bats don't like going. Potter parties. They like to go Al fresco. You know and they just. Went number one is bad enough but they do -- 20. -- yes you're right it they called it a natural break as those -- guys have no place to go as they just below current. -- we don't I don't deserve this and I don't I don't deserve the glory of the Boston Marathon every year given the give it to somebody else given that we are you aware that the Boston Marathon -- near your home when you purchased it. CNB I told the Boston Marathon was going out of business when I moved to Wellesley. That's why that's why did itself. Who was on its last legs I was I was hoping for the best that it was going out of business you rolled the die and you lost. -- a great group of sixteen point. Commit. To welcome him. Thank you so there in front. Well. And I guess they -- realizes they're. You know I would love to wondering greatest for bears charm of the -- Warren's fund raiser on what Monday -- Tuesday night on Mount Vernon street. That should change in the chased all the swells up to John Kerry's place them in Ljungberg square. Think he would open the door for all of his fellow residents will be good rule. Rather doubt it. -- -- The whole question what what's dangerous getting between the theory that -- fetus or between -- and -- -- -- at this price point. And I saw that you know I saw the they saw the video on how hard US started. You know they've they get to play him it's just kind of -- notebooks and -- in the puts in the matter and it just that's just quick and take matters like. Still wasn't it great he puts it in the oil fried the -- or. It's turning. The traditional. Gold them around. All of a sudden. -- it was ruling. Gonna have Caroline premier backs from which she goes up the old orchard tomorrow in the make sure -- deep questions of me -- powers. 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Dollars an -- operate Air Force One protective tiles that -- -- doctors. -- -- -- of the hole cut of of Obama trying to explain why he takes all these vacations it's some of the most and I do NC some of the most unconvincing stuff when you part of it in the opening week let's play that just. Well it's in a different files you have a -- -- which files okay they Marconi switch profiles. The economy is a big issue -- concern for folks hemming and their unemployment. Trying to make ends meet gas prices food prices -- So our viewers -- complained that the latest don't you know they get frustrated even angered. When mr. the first fairway jetting around different vacation and so forth sometimes maybe I think under. Collar state. Business and that you're out of touch that you don't remember what they're experiencing right where a lot of. I don't know I don't know. How many viewers yours you're talking about to say that we do hear from someone -- -- a -- -- from tragedy it was about about everything you know but. The fact matters articulate my track record. -- is a family here when we travel. We get to travel through Secret Service. And Air Force One that's not that's not my -- I think where the lakers aren't how hard I work -- and how hard this administration working on behalf of the American people. Mile and forget about as I cannot seven as by the way and that but he probably lies. That's not my choice. But to -- about you but as an American person. I'm not really feeling good about how hard the president's working. I kind of got the same feeling that guy when Jimmy Carter talked about working hard if this is what we get from working this hard. Take take a few more days off if this is the best you can do with working knowledge of full schedule. I'd like enmity he. The American people know hard work you know why I don't -- most of them do know how hard your working. And the other or -- -- next -- start counting the wizard of lies in these. Here's a better way coincide with the hundredth anniversary of the think -- -- Titanic. Coincidence. I. It. I -- your absolutely right. The teams certainly went down like that Titanic last September that that. But it's way that they are winning today or they have won so you know way out of this porch tea show bill will be full of people predicting a whole World Series victory in the their final record it's going to be up. 157. And five. That was your last -- line message thank you for calling out retired -- All right that's it for the -- like that it chaplain is the recorded voicemail. 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