Chump Line Friday April 6, 2012 - Ted Kennedy's Seat belts
Fri, 6 Apr 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was Ted Kennedy saying he did not support seatbelt legislation but he did support life preserver laws.
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
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We'll always I just wanted to call it hey -- I think you put those kind words. No whale to be a good egg and I hate my game didn't eat or that's foolish. We'll active list of Hewlett. We have -- It's not up to me mister president who's on the death pool has been. I let the listeners decide. That was your last -- line message thank you for calling out retired -- company. OK that's it for the -- like today -- -- -- is the recorded voicemail message serviceable Howie -- show you can call leave a message of any power that they're -- including weekends. The -- number if you like to leave such a message is 61777934696177793469. We may or may not play your message at this time. Each weekday. Even may have win their one day -- employee of an agreement that you. All I think that there that he does should not be as good now of the toll however. I do agree that lifeboat they should see it.