Chump Line Thursday April 5, 2012 - Carney As Olberman's Son
Thu, 5 Apr 2012|
Our favorite chump line message today was a query as to whether White House Press Secretary Jay Carney is related to former TV host Keith Olberman given both their penchants for talking nonsense.
Chump Line Thursday May 23, 2013 - Lone Wolves
Thu, 23 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic remark regarding the terrorist attack in London "Is anyone keeping track of the Lone Wolves?"to was crappy schools and -- the middle class guy. I mean. Deval Patrick went through Milton Academy he went to Harvard College she went -- Harvard Law School. Is he still. Couldn't pass the bar exam don't give up funding. Because I don't think it will cut people's. Until his third try. That you have Barack Obama . Went to Columbia University went to Harvard Law School. He thinks they speak Austrian in Austria he thinks they speak Arabic. In
Chump Line Wednesday May 22, 2013 - Weiner Holder Ticket
Wed, 22 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line message was the suggestion that Anthony Weiner running for mayor of NYC add Eric Holder to the ticket so it would be vote for Weiner Holder.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
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Yeah yeah. When I was at the book signing missed this morning I got a call from colonel hunt. Couldn't understandably. He claims he has a new cellphone but sound like the same crappy one committee told my that phone call me back after the show. Yeah -- the that we he's. Lack. Anna Nicole. -- -- survey what that's about the other is there's a story or woman has filed a lawsuit in California against McDonald's claiming the emitter to a prostitute I like I tried to read the story it made it made absolutely no sense. Something about her husband only McDonald's and made it work hard. I thought should become addicted to McDonald's I thought that's what it was going to be in that she had to go out on the street to support -- Barack. Her big Mac Jones but it had nothing to do with that. It's typical McDonnell well. -- -- -- -- And just another reason for not going to -- by the way did you did anyone see the Burger King just went public yesterday. He mentioned buying stock in Burger King. 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We have a new we have a new wizard of us contest that this this this hour we're we've got to wizard of us from the president of the United States the man who. Speaks in short him. I don't know I don't know what that does anyone know what dialect of shorthand he speaks disease. -- it there's a there's two there's several different kinds of short and I can remember the names now possible text me and tell me what the the I don't know what that version he speaks. What dialect he speaks. That war and it's maybe even. -- actually does have at least one kid I -- I don't know that Steve Georgia much. Hey how. It's been pretty clear -- -- -- about. A big would turn -- this being third about the second time so I don't think I'll say it. -- -- Every like on line and you or I get older. OK you know it's it's it's perfect if it. As far as a legitimate word. By the latency you know that the producer didn't say anything about Foner. 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