Chump Line Wednesday April 4, 2012 - No More Mr. Nice Guy
Wed, 4 Apr 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a request to Mitt Romney that he follow the advice of rocker Alice Cooper and be No More Mr. Nice uy.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
Chump Line Monday December 2, 2013 - Howie's Death Panel
Mon, 2 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to Howie's head cold and the death panels that might pop up under Obamacare.
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But I knew my Alice Cooper behind stand ready. -- for whatever however it's pronounced. All right the -- line is the recorded voice mail message service of how we car show and you've been. -- leave a message in any media power that day or night including weekends we mayor -- play your message at this time each weekday that your flight number -- like the -- such a messages. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Well bit. If Kagan nomination as inevitable. Well -- -- every fiber of him being we. Please what you -- except apparently if I can telescope. -- okay. It's. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling have a card usage jumped.