Chump Line Wednesday April 4, 2012 - No More Mr. Nice Guy
Wed, 4 Apr 2012|
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a request to Mitt Romney that he follow the advice of rocker Alice Cooper and be No More Mr. Nice uy.
Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global Warming
Tue, 21 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Mon, 20 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Fri, 17 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout.
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Thu, 16 May 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS
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But I knew my Alice Cooper behind stand ready. -- for whatever however it's pronounced. All right the -- line is the recorded voice mail message service of how we car show and you've been. -- leave a message in any media power that day or night including weekends we mayor -- play your message at this time each weekday that your flight number -- like the -- such a messages. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Well bit. If Kagan nomination as inevitable. Well -- -- every fiber of him being we. Please what you -- except apparently if I can telescope. -- okay. It's. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling have a card usage jumped.