Chump Line Tuesday April 3, 2012 - Olberman's Driver
Tue, 3 Apr 2012|
Or favorite message from today's chump line was a reference to President Obama's Uncle Omar's cinderella driving license and his potential job of being former MSNBC anchor Keith Olberman's driver.
hump Line Friday December 6, 2013 - Looking For Happy Hour
Fri, 6 Dec 2013
Our favorite chump line message today was a caller looking for Happy Hour to spread the word about Obamacare like the President said to do but he could not find any in Massachusetts since Governor Dukakis banned them many decdades ago.
Thursday December 5, 2013 - Obamacare, Obamacare
Thu, 5 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a rendition of the cflassic O Christmas Tree. Our version was dedicated to Obamacare.
Chump Line Wednesday December 4, 2013 - Cobalt 4o
Wed, 4 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a snarky message regarding the truck heist of nuclear material in Mexico and the fact that our borders are so porous.
Chump Line Tuesday December 3, 2013 - Amazon C4
Tue, 3 Dec 2013
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a check list for purchasing c4 on Amazon and sending it by drone to Howie's house.
Automatically Generated Transcript (may not be 100% accurate)
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By the way beyond that conducting a mere mention this before but that judge -- -- Who was the judge in that them out of him massacre trial she had that she had a Cinderella trial left Iraq. She got a bad ice Cuba. Not on 1281 evening. Read the article with pictures and did -- -- period crop of basic. That's how if you look at the couple prevent obesity. Very small picture I must say it's a Tom -- predecessor and mentor and a much larger picture on the wall. -- about 11 quarter size it is but it's there that's the important thing. On the road again. Think he's back those who wrote it and their people are just called it says that this is his uncle -- on the road again. You sure are right about the fix being NN. He's on the road as well I hope I can't tell how many there -- -- hands. You can't drive in close is that Washington ran an article. The game. You mentioned is if you were an American and you -- and said you needed you needed the S and zero license to drive three blocks the work every day. And you're walking around me you -- wheelchair crutches or anything like. Do you imagine what they Whipple. Lap word from him hey L. I -- one for the team. And I -- that was one of his problems so I don't think he knew what team he was playing before you know he was he was the Tribune of the working man. And he was running on money that has been not taken from the working man both both for him in the lottery. A form of taxation for -- the mathematically challenged and -- idea. Matching funds. And he was he was trying to tell the people that he was there he was their candidate even -- risky and he would he would protect them even though was campaigning on their dollar. The attorney general has alleged. That I used public resource is joining campaign -- I did not. My job this treasure ways to maximize revenue for the lottery. Which we did which I did and that was my job and I've performed that duty -- the without a campaign. We're getting -- around the fact that he's not in the -- that his name is in the -- this picture -- in the deaths and how we're gonna get around the big blow -- from a website -- for all of the pictures -- videos that it'll show the jury. Of her. Campaigning on the public funds. If you want -- interpret it that way. What's the -- in my area. Think -- -- club indictment. Doesn't sound like her and her -- our -- mysterious than it does Agatha Christie may be the garden club indictments yes she remembered again right before the 2010 election against Scott Brown she announced she was cracking down on the on garden clubs in Massachusetts because -- You know these these these meg these mega institutions with you know probably the annual budget of 500 bucks for a we're not sending in -- reports in a timely fashion to the public charities bureau. That spirit is high unemployment. Only women but it isn't nuclear weapon. It's like this is that president. -- that was part analog pass it. -- he wasn't campaigning -- anything was he during halftime of the the national basketball championship last night was no follow. Now Tim K you know he's gonna he's going to court tomorrow though Obama's own gonna get in the Air Force One and I hit the campaign trail and were picking up the while more expensive than those TV spots and radio spots in 2000. And I feel like -- registry -- so you wore our -- our. -- -- When my laughing it's gonna happen maybe it's already happened. On The Today Show we altered the 911 K. I'm sure that the government actually went interest rates on Martin's -- And got him at point blank range while it was sitting with the kicking cable doing award. And of all the pictures and have all the all the the evidence in the videotape that. That tends to was. Tends to prove that Zimmerman is innocent we cover that up with Cairo on its. You know reporting is that what -- believes in not only are we no longer. Under god or no longer indivisible speed they think that's his. -- it's been tried before. Retirees talked about it and -- argue about Rick Perry of being on painkillers during those early debates. -- did kept kind of foolish grin on his space -- the like he was scandal like you know kind of happy. Will hold. -- -- Unnaturally happy perhaps he denied his people. That was your last jump line message thank you for calling Kelly -- -- jumped. OK that's it for the chump like today the troubling is the recorded voicemail message service about -- archery call and leave a message -- any -- that day or night including weekends the trampling number you like to leave such a messages. 1877. What excuse me 1617. 779346. -- 6177793469. We may or may not play your message at this time each week day. -- About my credit -- be -- -- patient work electable and drag and open. You shout.