Police Blotter Fax Friday October 21, 2011 - Pot Brownies and Welcome Home Brawl

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Exports -- dot com exactly thank you so much Bob for the beautiful teachers silently in the years we really truly appreciate. He's the runners up they do not win the teacher it's the first one. Is from the -- if the rapture does occur is -- the reverend camping is right the key short -- beat them. Sorry about that right we have to issue that disclaimers at times so budgeted but isn't it like today officially over because it's evening now the sun is setting. Stolen when He first got that midnight aren't doing wrong. Plants you know for the sweet and senator Charles and my niece is -- and I have got kept up to help. And the first one is for men met the minimum current. A Cadillac crashed into sweet lemons restaurant knocking a hole into the side of the building according to the deputy according to police -- the driver how old do you think. 83 your little -- keep coming 86 still low. Ninety. Opened higher. Eighty to 9190. And 91 year old -- woman was traveling north when she went off there are no other vehicles were involved. And there were no skid marks so I it's I'm -- It they -- Jordan hospitals precaution nobody was in the building at the time so that was the most effective misplaced breaks they couldn't bachelor re could have been antics already could just jumped out -- there. For the steering -- I DE He -- now these days. New York. A Virginia truck driver used a device that could come from me James Bond movie to try to get out of team. These 65 dollar told to cross the George Washington Bridge engineer X 65 dollars movers and yeah can you imagine I mean seriously you Europeans patrols here 65 bucks they have to pay that woman's that the woman's been dead for eleven years of taxpayer pensions. Nelson back the back quite as of Beaver -- in Virginia. Was arrested on charges of using a cable is -- to flip up his front license plate on going through. Iggy was told Alina interstate 95 and other toll transponder. The port authority of New York in New Jersey. Says He also had -- up his rear plate so it couldn't be read by the cameras track drivers have complained about steep toll increases. But the Port Authority says it needs to finish building the new World Trade Center in Manhattan. Bomb by 201685. Axle truck we'll have to pay a 105 dollars to cross the Britain's. I wonder what companies leaving -- I think that's pretty cool island and one of those that'll mean dramatic cable will pop populates this place. I only have one license and -- in the airline performance that revealed. I wonder if you did that himself were they were up for sale truck stops. Which is a magazine that tells things like that of the wizard Nader you know all these little. Scoff law is trying magazine you'll in the back in class and maybe some it's something. London Westminster council targets on cctv spy -- -- apparently at the tables were -- on a council cctv -- and when a member of the public spotted a parking illegally winning the drivers to stiff reprimand beyond they had. -- what -- the iron ring around and own a copy iron -- -- which is the cctv cameras yeah this camera everywhere so. You know at some point panic and get -- -- doing whatever going in and out of main buildings etc. yes well they also oh. -- of the vans also have cameras to catch up parking Scott -- Like if you're parked too long and metre or if you're over a line. These being -- despite began when when Jews have somebody walking on the street with a book a ticket -- would -- -- That's what they are basically -- -- image that is columns by means that the British are pissed about them from the columns finance so apparently the meter maid. And our lingo left this track -- and no parking zone to get about -- to hassle people and somebody took a picture. And so they got it did they can in turn. Severely reprimand and speaking of speeding tickets. Two British traffic patrol officers. I'm from and it from an amber or involved in an unusual incident one of the officers used a hand held radar device detect the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest and how. I was surprised the speed was recorded over 300 miles per hour. The machine and stop meeting George just send and the opera aren't able to the senate to actually you know what you're so right. The radar had in fact locked on -- NATO tornado fighter. That was engaged in a low flying exercise in the blew out the. Daughter Joan I've always wondered how the colonel can get all the way down to Boston over and over again and that stealth escalade that He has -- -- tickets -- and speeds. Apparently goes so fast and the -- three continents. They were they really aren't doing is much yes beating their abilities which many speeding tickets as they used to I'm not complaining want to stand by I would have to say that that. The speed limit says the speeds of crept up -- on the interstates around here and I -- fewer tickets being written. Almost it's on weekends from those three day weekends and I see now. Last week in a solid cups once -- around a freight train slammed into a car after the driver mistakenly. Turned on to the river street train tracks thinking their real bad it was a street Christopher Hamlin was navigating with the aide -- GPS device and a spotlight. No He was meeting it was gonna meet John -- no at a bar no no alcohol was involved his GPS said take the next right. So He took the next strike which turned out to be the railroad tracks. Very street is a first right after the railroad tracks but He ticket just a little bit before then his vehicle bottomed out on the -- real bad and became stranded. He and -- 23 year old passenger got out of the vehicle tried to push up the tracks. They couldn't do it along came a train they got the hell out of there and all they can do with what's the training at the Volvo. And big guy big name it was. Not enough from for the conductor to stop all of us on the weekend you -- lot of times drive on the Mass Turnpike extension you know they -- the commuter rail line running parallel -- you see the trucks but trucks with the trade and trade wields a lot of on the idea that others are cool I like those things I'd like to write -- -- those trucks. So I would appear that. This hunting season coming out. -- constantly and shot his brother while hunting in the town of -- Now opening day of muzzle loading -- Problem. He wasn't there to Douglas C Watson told police He sought to deer -- a battle of antenna coming discharged 150 album. Around from the ground line. Around struck his brother. As He was leaving his hunting -- -- locking on to an -- on an all terrain vehicle Trout. Douglas Watson -- and it was and is a TV in some medical assistants and as always they always shorten their relatives it's wells grounded out and a stranger. This is from what little Washington a Washington woman said thieves stole her dog and entrenched threatening to kill him. If they don't get the drugs and money they want Jennifer Thomas told KT you knew she saw a man and a woman in her driveway. Just before she noticed her English Bulldog jagr was missing that was ten days ago. -- -- Disturbing text messages from people claiming to have her -- people even have a hard time believing it I can't believe it discussed that doesn't happen our lives. Thomas of the people who tipped -- knew she was in a wheelchair and she takes prescription painkillers that the Islam money and Holler for drugs they want the dogs drugs no they want her -- -- a wheelchair I purchased at the blog wasn't -- in the wheelchair now she knew she was in a wheelchair okay -- the people who took jagr. Knew she was in a wheelchair. On a text message your receipts and if you don't do exactly as -- told the next few messages will be of your friends slowly getting tortured to death do -- but the favor. Keep -- itself. No copy you want one in one of those drugstore today that the in Wellesley in the -- to English -- blog you're sitting outside their loving what I didn't lead they didn't know what you know what fate could have awaited them. As she said by the way it also could turn out to be the ransom of bread cheese because. Now these are -- great dog know what she loves our. Loves the dog for nobody else apparently is seen now. Massachusetts police take. There's nothing worse than aboard law enforcement officer is a few Beverly mass residents learned firsthand. When the -- local police went around checking vehicles for unlocked doors open windows. On -- received warnings for failing to protect their property and officers proceeded to lock every door they could including vehicles with their keys still inside. How -- Well known as -- We must pass this 35 billion. Dollar job well. Or there will be no police in Beverly Massachusetts locking her keys in your car. Imagine that Charleston, South Carolina authorities say a man who pleaded guilty three years ago to providing. Cocaine to former South Carolina treasurer Thomas reverend -- has been charged with trespassing after being caught having sex and they Charleston museum. The posting carrier reports that between nine year old Michael Miller earn its way toy year old normal or arrests around 3 AM. They admitted in nearby bar when -- museum after noticing an unlocked door Miller told the newspaper what can I say I get around. We could go back to your apartment. As -- Placer mine is -- Stewart ones in Deerfield a quiet morning at the summit of mount sugarloaf was disrupted after a naked man cost the scene which ended after police used a stun gun twice to subdue him. Well nobody helped the naked man. His officers we'll always be low. I can they don't sound for Iraq. -- apparently approached the -- an unclear circumstances -- one of them to fire a stun gun and and the naked man felt the granite rolled around. Causing -- -- the leads to follow outlets. He became aware that they -- the naked man and a second taser cartridge was despite striking a naked man. As officers struggled to subdue him a state trooper was struck in the face giving him a bloody nose for his efforts. He was eventually taken into custody. He apologized officers as He was placed on a Gurney and loaded into Deerfield ambulance what's his name maybe an elegant. And get this. Yeah. He says they -- He may have been suffering from medical issues. Again. Everett never woman was arrested for investigation -- first read did mystic violent assault after taking you -- is all power tool to her husband sleeping knack. It was you it is Jewish Eddie tried to come I had after going to jail. She told police she had the reciprocating. Saw because there was an intruder who escaped out her daughter's window but the police. My mind so much as. Nashua, New Hampshire. A stranger upset over where an off duty police officer parked his car ended up pulling a gun on the stranger group. The opposite sergeant is I don't like to drift there yes. Using known necessarily used his years of trained economy and down sergeant Childs has been a police officer for a long time. And He city at the sky had a loaded thirty revolve reported in my chest to me shaking and that crazed look upon him. Not stuck sergeant Childs and pulled into the lot and off spots for taken same in his own space and that's what's at the sky up front child got back to the car. Joshua Webb was waiting for him I started to open my door He pushes the body against a chunk of my car and says. He'll have to run over me because you're not going anywhere. -- some form whether he's a police officer He went for his bats and we turned around -- says He was over the hood of the car pointing the gun at his chest obviously. This could have escalated but as so happens it's causing UMass Lowell police officer. But it was his 28 years with -- a PD that came into play is He used to be a crisis negotiator. He was able take away Webb's gun and told them and hold them there until police arrived He I described as a stranger. Can do no -- To -- you know people. Wrestling I did they might national I don't know this is Nashua, New Hampshire. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- You know does road -- mean nothing to you at some point -- again. In now I mean. Analysts are fast enough. Here Rico and this is from Philadelphia my car was twice users. That -- secretary putrid. If we don't apply Obama move you have a Cadillac have a very beautiful Cadillac do you really want a paid at a camp expects. Five stabbed did jail release welcome home party does is one of the winners well that's well okay who that the guy that the taxes -- -- who emails sometimes via email is Hugo winner. Now -- he's not some meals. An inmate release party turns into something resembling a jailhouse brawl welcome home party for eighteen. Released from juvenile detention resulting gunshots and stab wounds for five people at the party. The congratulations for getting out of juvenile detention party occurred on has street and -- him. Report of gunshots and -- doubles a party for welcome to a belt. Beverages except report of gunshots and an area. Brought police to find two people with stab wounds from a huge problem erupted industry during a party. Police brought the two went to saint Luke's related to -- -- This isn't Pennsylvania where Philadelphia. That three people. Well it is artsy well we're live in here in Bethlehem oh we got happened about yeah yeah -- -- each other all the tie them when we get out of would you be facility. -- like to get drunk and shooting about the guns. The matter could have -- that are wounded to say look at a meat cleaver like those you know it yet it did and -- discovered that three more people were stabbed in the gun in the hospital on their own for adults and I were you gonna. Well through the hospital because we've been shot and it got. Okay now. The other winner is from Huntington Beach, California. Pot laced brownies served at a southern cal not again yeah pot laced brownies served any Southern California funeral. Sent three people to the emergency room twos 71 year old women and 82 year old man. Were taken to a hospital emergency room after attending your -- memorial service where -- pot brownies -- offered this is a lot more of this going on when as the boomers start -- they complained of nausea dizziness and an inability to stand that assistant. They didn't know anyone I mean -- Picture. Yeah that's. They didn't know the Merrill analyst who we are being offered in memory of their friend who ate marijuana brownies police say the was He added to his dad and police at the big bets are put out without any announcement about what was in them. So you know somebody just that they do a nice thing and put -- pot brownies -- being in memorial. And you know people help since. It wants to bring some of these down the. Do we square may end. When -- take the blame man itself. To our call today another exciting -- police blotter fax Friday. This case. Okay. We have some other police news. From the illegal aliens -- Need my a bugle where's my Bulent. He couldn't find the bureau will find the -- here at moment okay 1877. Went away in Forbes magazine came out with the list of the most expensive zip codes in the United States. This week. You know -- how much how much the average housing crisis that's -- that's highly rated them what the average housing price was. -- -- -- What started this now hold on just keep the keep that in mind I gotta finish this part now. The -- Whitey Bulger was living in the thirtieth most expensive zip code in the United States before it was captured the -- thirty but thirtieth. Most expensive zip code Santa Monica 98980. For a two. And that the highest the the highest. Most expensive zip code in Massachusetts. Is on west 102493. New England in the next one in New England does block island Rhode Island. And then at 986 comes La Hoya you know who lives there now Mitt Romney. Number 105 is Wellesley hills that's more I don't -- that's the part -- I don't -- number 132 was Lincoln. Number 134 his Palm Beach were have a house -- not a house of Condo number 149 while the masks. Number 183 is Boston 021 away I assume that's Beacon Hill. Number 150 used to over number 163 is Chatham and number 168 is. My zip code in Wellesley. All right GoDaddy the Google now. -- -- manor drive resident told police at 6:35 PM that quote an illegal immigrant is using her home address to register a motor vehicle according to law. Helio gold ball a Peabody was arrested on Washington street at 852 way AM on charges of driving without a license and giving a false name. Melbourne but -- thirty of Salem was arrested on a charge of domestic assault and battery and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. The federal immigration and customs enforcement has placed at the pain -- on mr. -- tool. For debris CO Vincente. 34 of Walpole. Was arrested on charges of driving without a license. Failure to. Which -- -- failure to display the owner's name and -- orderly conduct. This is a really amazing one from the from from the Bangor daily news this was sent in by someone from tenants harbor Maine. Man pleads guilty in citizenship and benefits case. Portland. A native of anti -- to -- -- writers and Antigua and knowledge is it's and Teague. Pleaded guilty Monday in US district court to myriad charges that stemmed from his false claim to be a US citizen. This -- all Abdul is a gone 52 AKA. Donald Benjamin. Pleaded guilty to seven charges including aggravated identity theft passport. Fraud and theft the student -- health care benefits and nutrition assistance. By pleading guilty -- on admitted receiving more than a 120000. Dollars in federal aid illegally. Wow. That's good even for an -- for an illegal aliens. Say god that came to the US in the late seventies early eighties after attending a martial arts competition in Canada. In 1986 He used the birth certificate and Social Security number of Boston born man whose last name was also Benjamin born in 1959 the month before they go on was born to -- -- US passport. Five years later He had his name changed in a Massachusetts court to bizarre -- Bob dual bus sorrow Bob Dole's -- for religious reasons Abdul wonder what religion He was He would converted through. In in tune back in August 2001. Is -- on his wife and five children. Why is it illegal alien with five kids all of those who were born and an -- by the way. Move to Portland for Massachusetts after you obtain Social Security numbers for the children. Upon arriving in Portland the family received federal housing assistance. After his -- falsely stated that He and his children all of whom were born and Antigua where US citizens. The family also began receiving -- care and supplemental nutrition assistance program benefits in 2000 joke. Two years later is the illegal aliens -- applied for and received financial aid to study massage therapy. To qualify for all of these programs take -- lied about his citizenship how they catch him. The man whose identity is a console years ago complained in 2005 to police that He was a victim of identity theft. That's sparked an investigation. And they found him. Listen to this. After serving his sentence is -- is expected to be deported his shoulder and will be allowed to remain in the US as long as they Obey the law. His child -- illegal aliens to know why the children to be allowed to stay in the country. You think they're gonna are they gonna support themselves or they are they going to beyond. May He may help the main tier and a supplemental security. And supplemental nutrition assistance program. -- Do you believe that she steals 120000. Dollars in the -- -- spy kids stay in the country and continue leaching off the system. I ever get the GM again I don't ask for any special treatment just treat me like in Italy just treat you like -- -- role I'll duels have gone on our car.