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  1. Eva Gabor5:58
  2. Al Sharpton12:57
  3. Joe Biden3:42, 9:43, 10:02
  4. Atlanta Braves11:28
  5. Mitt Romney10:53
  6. George Bush6:17, 8:39
  7. Iraq War1:45
  8. hardwood flooring3:02, 13:44
  9. Lumber Liquidators3:11, 13:39, 13:41
  10. Porsche5:56

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Miami hasn't been considered part of the south since probably the 1920s. And in this in this idiot is trying to explain something that he probably shouldn't even be apologizing for. And by saying the Miami as part of -- south.

But -- outburst Joe Biden as -- I can't understand why. But after eight in my perspective it's not clear followed what the both professional water.

But to professionally idiot that's what the New York Post said basically today and editorially said. The nice foil the great thing the great thing about Joe Biden as you just give my piece of paper and he goes out any reads it any any vote any sold the Hamid believes it. TI don't think I think Obama picked him because the next day Biden Obama looks really bad. Yeah he does Obama also looks like he's intelligent he also looks like he has some core beliefs. Where is Biden is just. Biden is. Well he's what he's always been I mean -- look at what how look at how we see how did this campaign for president in the 1988 I mean believe you know did we forget that sometimes. He stole. A speech. Not even from an American he stole a speech. Form of British politician about it being in there about how coming out of a hole minds but coal mines cities from Delaware. And a and Mike Dukakis mr. dirty tricks. The guy who so disappointed in Mitt Romney now he he he got the he got a copy of the Neil Kinnock speech that was the British politician's name committee got a copy of Joe Biden's speech it was the same speech. And putting it together on a videocassette -- dropped off to what David Gibson from the de Moines register and it's. There we go a few knuckle.

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I do I do because I am radio profession. And there's no way that I would ever speak with my mouth full on the air doing -- than the anything else that. That would who lend itself to -- than yesterday bread and and boom I'm not Nam and today I didn't know them well but. Thanks a -- thanks for the cal -- it's on route one north and so I guess it's Boston's screen mere Asian dining experience. And they send us say find spread. Every Tuesday at this time and I guess we're not around were worn down at the elaborate out of the Red Sox game. He gets wiped out and about ten minutes there's a lot left today if they use seagulls wanna commend. I don't know what I don't know what they're afraid of me you know you don't. I I know why some people would hear would be afraid of me but you you know I mean -- be tough for me to beat the -- so. That most people here got nothing to worry about.

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You can win the dead it's dead now but we wanna have AM on. Non racially inflammatory. Since we don't noted magazine we don't know that is non racial. So a lot of Reno is like as we don't know what it's everything's fine you know so we're gonna pick one that's a much going to be offensive that. Give me Al Sharpton on the phone he's a he's a an expert on this -- he is it. He has a mighty big chip on his shoulder he may you'll know whether it's racist organized.

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